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| Are you a heretic?; Take the quiz | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 12 2006, 04:21 PM (1,036 Views) | |
| ivorythumper | Jan 12 2006, 04:21 PM Post #1 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Are you a Heretic? And if you are not Christian, take the quiz anyway and see if you understand what "Apostolic Christianity" really teaches about God. |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 12 2006, 04:23 PM Post #2 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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If anyone can provide directions for posting the graphics from the site, please let me know... I was "100% Chalcedon compliant". You are Chalcedon compliant. Congratulations, you're not a heretic. You believe that Jesus is truly God and truly man and like us in every respect, apart from sin. Officially approved in 451. Chalcedon compliant 100% Nestorianism 67% Pelagianism 33% Monophysitism 33% Docetism 0% Arianism 0% Apollanarian 0% Adoptionist 0% Donatism 0% Gnosticism 0% Monarchianism 0% Albigensianism 0% Modalism 0% Socinianism 0% |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 12 2006, 04:29 PM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Taking the quiz off the seat of my pants, my score is "100% Nestorianism". Now I'm going to go and have to look that word up. ![]() EDIT It also says 100% Chalcedon compliant, so I guess it's a tie? It gave me info. about Nestorianism, though, so I suppose that's what's favored? I also had to answer a tiebreaker question, so maybe that's important too. |
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| pianojerome | Jan 12 2006, 04:42 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You scored as Pelagianism. You are a Pelagian. You reject ideas about man's fallen human nature and believe that as a result we are able to fully obey God. You are the first Briton to contribute significantly to Christian thought, but you're still excommunicated in 417. Monarchianism: 67% Pelagianism: 67% Donatism: 50% Gnosticism: 33% Socinianism: 17% Docetism: 0% Apollanarian: 0% Adoptionist: 0% Arianism: 0% Monophysitism: 0% Chalcedon compliant: 0% Nestorianism: 0% Albigensianism: 0% Modalism: 0% |
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| Mark | Jan 12 2006, 04:47 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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![]() :lol: The questions were loaded. They did not take into account the agnostic point of view at all. |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| pianojerome | Jan 12 2006, 04:50 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Here is a quote from the author's website: "At one stage I was getting 30 or 40 e-mails a day, many of which raised a lot of important questions ranging from the sensible (Why weren't the Eastern Orthodox included?) to the stupid (This quiz is too Christian. I am an atheist and am offended there are no atheist questions.)" and a Q & A from the author's website: 1. The questions are too biased. Why? In order to get a good result, it is necessary to emphasise the extremes and distinctives between different groups who may normally have lots of things in common. This might make some of the questions appear to be leading or too biased. I do have own theological slant too though ![]() http://worldofsven.co.uk/theology/postentry_142.php
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| John D'Oh | Jan 12 2006, 04:53 PM Post #7 |
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MAMIL
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"You scored as numbskull. You are an idiot. You do not understand difficult questions and struggle with multi-syllable words. You reject ideas that contain difficult consonents. As a result, people laugh at you and you don't even know it." That wasn't very nice. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| DivaDeb | Jan 12 2006, 05:10 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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you're so cute
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| The 89th Key | Jan 12 2006, 05:21 PM Post #9 |
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Festivusian: 100% Monarchianism: 67% Pelagianism: 67% Donatism: 50% Gnosticism: 33% Socinianism: 17% Docetism: 0% Apollanarian: 0% Adoptionist: 0% Arianism: 0% Monophysitism: 0% Chalcedon compliant: 0% Nestorianism: 0% Albigensianism: 0% Modalism: 0%
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| Mark | Jan 12 2006, 05:23 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Heretic!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Mister Soak | Jan 12 2006, 05:28 PM Post #11 |
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Junior Carp
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Yeah, it was tough when you were forced to accept one element of divinity in order to counter act another... But I'd've been strung up in 300! Wahoo! Donatism 100% Socinianism 50% Albigensianism 33% Docetism 33% Nestorianism 33% Pelagianism 33% Adoptionist 17% Apollanarian 17% Monophysitism 17% Gnosticism 17% Modalism 17% Monarchianism 17% Arianism 0% Chalcedon compliant 0% |
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| bachophile | Jan 12 2006, 05:40 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You scored as Pelagianism. You are a Pelagian. You reject ideas about man's fallen human nature and believe that as a result we are able to fully obey God. You are the first Briton to contribute significantly to Christian thought, but you're still excommunicated in 417. (huh? im not british...) Pelagianism 92% Socinianism 67% Monarchianism 58% Donatism 50% Gnosticism 50% Docetism 42% Arianism 33% Nestorianism 33% Adoptionist 17% Apollanarian 17% Monophysitism 17% Chalcedon compliant 0% Albigensianism 0% Modalism 0% |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| bachophile | Jan 12 2006, 05:50 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Pelagianism is a belief that original sin did not taint human nature (which, being created from God, was divine), and that mortal will is still capable of choosing good or evil without Divine aid. Thus, Adam's sin was "to set a bad example" for his progeny, but his actions did not have the other consequences imputed to Original Sin. Pelagianism views the role of Jesus as "setting a good example" for the rest of us (thus counteracting Adam's bad example). In short, humanity has full control, and thus full responsibility, for its own salvation in addition to full responsibility for every sin (the latter insisted upon by both proponents and opponents of Pelagianism). yea...i can live with this assesment.... |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| DivaDeb | Jan 12 2006, 06:19 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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bizarrely enough, my scores are exactly the same as Steve's Having said that, I emailed the guy because I don't hardly see how one can be "100 percent Chalcedon Compliant" and rack up any points under Monophysitism it's a puzzlement |
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| Luke's Dad | Jan 12 2006, 06:22 PM Post #15 |
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Emperor Pengin
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You scored as Chalcedon compliant. You are Chalcedon compliant. Congratulations, you're not a heretic. You believe that Jesus is truly God and truly man and like us in every respect, apart from sin. Officially approved in 451. Chalcedon compliant 83% Monophysitism 75% Nestorianism 67% Apollanarian 58% Pelagianism 50% Adoptionist 50% Monarchianism 42% Modalism 42% Arianism 33% Donatism 33% Socinianism 25% Docetism 17% Gnosticism 17% Albigensianism 8% 5 - high 4 3 2 1 - low |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| DivaDeb | Jan 12 2006, 06:30 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Heh...even weirder was another of the same guy's quizzes...I came up as a 5 pt Calvinist. NYET....I emailed him again about that. I mean....I took the quiz for fun. Not to be insulted!
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 12 2006, 06:39 PM Post #17 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Worked for me okay, Debs. You scored as Roman Catholic. You are Roman Catholic. Church tradition and ecclesial authority are hugely important, and the most important part of worship for you is mass. As the Mother of God, Mary is important in your theology, and as the communion of saints includes the living and the dead, you can also ask the saints to intercede for you. Roman Catholic 93% Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan 61% Classical Liberal 54% ........... Surprise, surprise. :rolleyes: |
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| AlbertaCrude | Jan 12 2006, 06:56 PM Post #18 |
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Bull-Carp
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Bit of surprise as I thought I would tend toward Nestorian. Oh well it could be worse. I did have to break a tie at the end. You are a monophysite. You do not hold to the idea of a hypostatic union of the divine and human in the person of Christ and instead hold that Christ had only one nature, which is a fusion of the divine and human. Condemned at the Sixth Ecumenical Council in 681. Chalcedon compliant 100% Monophysitism 100% Apollanarian 67% Pelagianism 67% Modalism 67% Arianism 58% Adoptionist 58% Nestorianism 50% Monarchianism 50% Socinianism 33% Donatism 33% Docetism 25% Albigensianism 17% Gnosticism 17% |
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| big al | Jan 12 2006, 07:08 PM Post #19 |
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Bull-Carp
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You scored as Chalcedon compliant. You are Chalcedon compliant. Congratulations, you're not a heretic. You believe that Jesus is truly God and truly man and like us in every respect, apart from sin. Officially approved in 451. Chalcedon compliant-100% Modalism-67% Monophysitism-67% Apollanarian-33% Socinianism-33% Nestorianism-33% Pelagianism-33% Arianism-0% Adoptionist-0% Docetism-0% Gnosticism-0% Albigensianism-0% Monarchianism-0% Donatism-0% I guess I learned a little something in catechism. :rolleyes: Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| big al | Jan 12 2006, 07:21 PM Post #20 |
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Bull-Carp
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I also tried the "What's your theological worldview?" quiz. It has me pegged. Very interesting. I guess the tie-breaker question separated me from the neo-orthodox You scored as Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan. You are an evangelical in the Wesleyan tradition. You believe that God's grace enables you to choose to believe in him, even though you yourself are totally depraved. The gift of the Holy Spirit gives you assurance of your salvation, and he also enables you to live the life of obedience to which God has called us. You are influenced heavly by John Wesley and the Methodists. Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan-79% Neo orthodox-79% Classical Liberal-64% Emergent/Postmodern-64% Reformed Evangelical-64% Roman Catholic-64% Charismatic/Pentecostal-39% Modern Liberal-32% Fundamentalist-25% Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 12 2006, 07:49 PM Post #21 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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"You are a Nestorian. You hold that Jesus is two distinct persons, one human and one divine, sometimes acting out of one nature, and sometimes out of the other. Rejected by the Council of Ephesus in 431, but persisted until the middle ages." I could have thrown a dart and been as accurate. I guess my theological acumen is substandard. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 12 2006, 07:51 PM Post #22 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Aw, sure you are, Deb.. c'mon, let's have a look at you in those Calvin... Kleins. :lol: |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| DivaDeb | Jan 12 2006, 08:52 PM Post #23 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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oddly enough, that's what I've got on right now...do you have some kind of new software?? That second quiz was interesting...I looked it over several times to see why it tossed me in with the TULIPs. I think it's because this guy's learning Theology at a Nazarene school. I expect there is some lack of clarity in definition of flower petals. I hope he'll answer my note, I'm interested to see if I'm right about the questions sewed me as a weed in the garden of John Calvin. |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 13 2006, 07:20 AM Post #24 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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That bit about software was really a great set-up, for which I thank you. We get an A in 'work and play well together'. But.. as at least an imaginary gentleman, I'll forego the oppportunities afforded. I did not see a second quiz? |
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| George K | Jan 13 2006, 07:29 AM Post #25 |
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Finally
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Religion by quiz. I love it. Edit: Take a look at some of the other 'quizzes' there. Quite a hoot. |
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