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smart flight attendent; (not sure if this is real or not)
Topic Started: Jan 12 2006, 02:06 PM (196 Views)
pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
On a NW Airways flight from Atlanta, GA., a
middle-aged, well to do woman found herself sitting
next to a man wearing a kipa (aka "yarmulka" in
Yiddish).

She called the attendant over to complain about her seating.
"What seems to be the problem Madam?" asked the
attendant.
"You've sat me next to a Jew!! I can't possibly sit
next to this disgusting person. Find me another seat!"

"Please calm down Madam." the attendant replied.

"The flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what
I'll do. I'll go and check to see if we have any seats
available in club or first class."

The woman shoots a snooty look at the snubbed Jewish
man beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding
passengers).

A few minutes later the attendant returns. The woman
cannot help but look at the people around her with a
smug and self satisfied grin.

The flight attendant then says..."Madam,
unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've
spoken to the cabin services director, and club is
also full. However, we do have one seat in first
class."

Before the lady has a chance to respond, the attendant
continues..."It is most extraordinary to make this
kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get
special permission from the captain. But, given the
circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous
that someone should be forced to sit next to such a
person."...

With which, she turned to the Jewish man sitting next
to her, and said: "So if you'd like to get your
things, sir, I have your seat in first class ready for
you..."

At this point, the surrounding passengers stood and
gave a standing ovation, while the Jewish man walks up
to the front of the plane.
Sam
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markallen
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Cute story, but false:
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp

Mark
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JoyceB
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True or not, I love those stories.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
I've various versions -- never the Jewish angle before but why not?
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
This is the version I've heard, not sure if it's true or not. It certainly does make a very valid and necessary point about today's society though. It's the feel-good anecdote of the year, really.


On a NW Airways flight from Atlanta, GA., a
middle-aged, well to do woman found herself sitting
next to a man wearing a BIG SIGN READING
"I AM HORACE FROM THE NEW COFFEE ROOM".

She called the attendant over to complain about her seating.
"What seems to be the problem Madam?" asked the
attendant.

"You've sat me next to HORACE FROM
THE NEW COFFEE ROOM
!! I can't possibly sit
next to this disgusting person. Find me another seat!"

"Please calm down Madam." the attendant replied.

"The flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what
I'll do. I'll go and check to see if we have any seats
available in club or first class."

The woman shoots a snooty look at the snubbed HORACE
FROM THE NEW COFFEE ROOM
beside her
(not to mention many of the surrounding passengers).

A few minutes later the attendant returns. The woman
cannot help but look at the people around her with a
smug and self satisfied grin.

The flight attendant then says..."Madam,
unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've
spoken to the cabin services director, and club is
also full. However, we do have one seat in first
class."

Before the lady has a chance to respond, the attendant
continues..."It is most extraordinary to make this
kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get
special permission from the captain. But, given the
circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous
that someone should be forced to sit next to such a
person."...

With which, she turned to HORACE FROM THE NEW
COFFEE ROOM
sitting next to her, and said:
"So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I have your seat
in first class ready for you..."

At this point, the surrounding passengers crashed the plane
into a building.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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