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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 9 2006, 12:25 PM (1,455 Views) | |
| ivorythumper | Jan 10 2006, 09:53 AM Post #51 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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A coyote can easily jump a 6' fence. |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 10 2006, 10:30 AM Post #52 |
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Now, why do you have to bring up the mexican border?
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 10 2006, 10:37 AM Post #53 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Ahh, now y'see, you're not really allowed to give yourself a rimshot; it's got to be awarded by someone else after careful review! |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 10 2006, 10:42 AM Post #54 |
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MAMIL
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The judges decision, which is final and binding: Three points for cross-thread-relation, but awarded a 5 point penalty by the grammar Nazis, as you missed capitalisation, or in your case capitalization, of 'Mexico'. What's the opposite of a rimshot? |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 10 2006, 10:42 AM Post #55 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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The two-toned foghorn, "wrong" sound on gameshows?
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| George K | Jan 10 2006, 10:44 AM Post #56 |
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Finally
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We should appoint John the guardian of the rimshot. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 10 2006, 10:45 AM Post #57 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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True. Perhaps we should vote for who should be on the "Cumulative Rimshot Awards Panel (Pending External Review)". |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 10 2006, 10:47 AM Post #58 |
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MAMIL
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I'm sorry, I can't accept this signal honour, since every time I see the word 'rimshot' I snigger due to other less music-related meanings. Call me back when my mental age exceeds my shoe-size. |
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| George K | Jan 10 2006, 10:51 AM Post #59 |
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Finally
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Ah, there's that Avatar! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 10 2006, 10:54 AM Post #60 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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And a well deserved " " goes out to George, for his cross-thread & avatar shenanigans.
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| JBryan | Jan 10 2006, 10:56 AM Post #61 |
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I am the grey one
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You are making a basketball reference, right? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| phykell | Jan 10 2006, 10:58 AM Post #62 |
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Make the pie bigger, sorry, I mean make the fence bigger. Seriously, are you telling me we humans can't devise some sort of fencing that can keep out a humble coyote? Enough speculation though: A study by the Fish and Wildlife Service in Denver, Colorado cited a 90% reduction in coyote predation of sheep with appropriate fencing. http://www.gov.ns.ca/natr/wildlife/nuisance/coyotes.htm Or how about the "Coyote Roller"? http://www.coyoteroller.com/media/CoyoteRollerDemo.WMV
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 10 2006, 11:06 AM Post #63 |
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One thing for sure, coyotes aren't humble. The buggers stroll right through my back yard, bold as brass, and I don't live out in the middle of nowhere, we're 25 miles S of Boston. My understanding regarding coyotes is that they don't really care too much about being humane when they're doing the biting, and with a two-year old daughter they aren't exactly welcome visitors. Sadly, I'm not allowed to discharge firearms where I live.
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 10 2006, 11:08 AM Post #64 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Well, I wonder what the fine would be for leaving a tray of antifreeze out over night? |
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| phykell | Jan 10 2006, 11:14 AM Post #65 |
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I don't think coyotes have ever successfully claimed any sense of what's right and what's wrong. In fact, the last coyote, Billy-Bob I think, which tried to postulate the idea of a moral compass to his pack, was unlucky enough to become that evening's dinner. |
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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| The 89th Key | Jan 10 2006, 11:46 AM Post #66 |
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Well you couldn't...wouldn't it freeze? |
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| kentcouncil | Jan 10 2006, 11:49 AM Post #67 |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 10 2006, 11:49 AM Post #68 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Depends on the ethylene glycol proportions in the anti-freeze, I s'pose. EDIT RATS. I was trying to use science to kill the funny before someone like kent would get that in there. Ah well, all good!
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| kentcouncil | Jan 10 2006, 11:52 AM Post #69 |
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Up high! Down low! Aqua... too slow! (PS: You actually say "rats"?!!)
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 10 2006, 11:53 AM Post #70 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Coyote Roller is pretty cool! But not as much fun as a .270. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 10 2006, 11:55 AM Post #71 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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(well, regarding the convo. about vermin, I was trying to be punny so that I might get my own rimshot, but no avail, I suppose. Too weak.) |
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| Jolly | Jan 10 2006, 11:57 AM Post #72 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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They may not hit it the first night. Coyotes are extremely suspect critters, newness bothers them. I don't bowhunt like I used to, but it was always much harder to put a shaft in a taco dog, than in a deer. Besides, mixing bait with antifreeze is more effective. Take a 5 pound bag of chicken leg quarters, and soak in antifreeze overnight. Taking care to leave as little scent in the area as possible, place a few pieces near your coyote runs. Coyotes will ignore them for a day or two, and then you'll find they'll hit all of your sets in one night. Wait a couple of days, and start lookin' for buzzards. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| kentcouncil | Jan 10 2006, 12:00 PM Post #73 |
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I missed that!Well, here ya go:
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 10 2006, 12:02 PM Post #74 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Thanks, kent. I'll try to get back on topic now, so as not to completely hijack the thread.
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| John D'Oh | Jan 10 2006, 12:04 PM Post #75 |
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MAMIL
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Our dog is considerably more inquisitive than is good for him, unfortunately, so that might have a rather unfortunate side-effect. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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