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Are Blonde Jokes Still OK?
Topic Started: Dec 5 2005, 07:26 PM (265 Views)
George K
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Finally
Blonde geometry exam:

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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kenny
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VERY Good One! :biggrin:
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
x is (0 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 - 4 -3 - 2 - 1 - 0 ) / [(0 * 1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1) - 0 + 1]


:nerd:
Sam
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George K
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Sam, you should be playing the piano.....Posted Image
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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CrashTest
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I like blondes.
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DivaDeb
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blonde jokes aren't okay...they're PERFECT!

I collect them...bring em on!

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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***musical princess***
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pianojerome
Dec 6 2005, 03:29 AM
x is (0 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 - 4 -3 - 2 - 1 - 0 ) / [(0 * 1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1) - 0 + 1]


:nerd:

:huh:

What the heck is all that about?

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garrett
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I think it was a round-about way of saying five.
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George K
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Dolly Parton on Conan:

"So Dolly, what do you think about blonde jokes?"

"Well, Conan, I sure ain't stupid. And I ain't blonde either!"
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A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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***musical princess***
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garrett
Dec 6 2005, 07:58 AM
I think it was a round-about way of saying five.

As in 5/1, yeah.

:P

I like your style Sam. :thumb:

:nerd:

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kentcouncil
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A blind man unknowingly walks into a lesbian bar and sits at the counter and orders a beer. After a couple of sips, he yells out: "Anyone want to hear a blonde joke?"

Dead silence falls over the bar, and the woman sitting next to him taps him on the shoulder and says:

"Mister, I know you're blind, so I think I should tell you something. The bartender is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The woman to your right is a blonde corrections officer. I'm a 6'4" blonde competitive weightlifter. My girlfriend is a 250 lb blonde professional wrestler. Now think about it real carefully, Mister... do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind guy is quiet for a moment, then says: "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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John D'Oh
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There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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