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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 1 2005, 11:04 AM (1,280 Views) | |
| Fizzygirl | Dec 1 2005, 11:04 AM Post #1 |
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Fulla-Carp
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for the holidays, what would it be?
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| The 89th Key | Dec 1 2005, 11:05 AM Post #2 |
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Ok, there has to be SOME limitation to this. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 1 2005, 11:06 AM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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"...a sandwich." |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| kenny | Dec 1 2005, 11:07 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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To really understand that I already have everything. |
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| ivorythumper | Dec 1 2005, 11:13 AM Post #5 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Good, Kenny! What I want is peace on earth, and goodwill to all.... and this:
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 11:14 AM Post #6 |
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I am the grey one
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Just one good clean shot at that fat f*** in the red suit. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 11:15 AM Post #7 |
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I am the grey one
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IT, I have it on good authority that your wife got you one of those but sent it back. It was the wrong color. It doesn't come in the "right" color. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Dec 1 2005, 11:17 AM Post #8 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Now THAT'S the Christmas spirit! ....you f****r. |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 11:20 AM Post #9 |
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I am the grey one
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"Ho ho ho" my ass. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| kenny | Dec 1 2005, 11:22 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You want 3 HOs for Christmas? |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 11:26 AM Post #11 |
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I am the grey one
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No, but I think Santa does. At least he seems to. Why else his night out away from the missus. taking toys to all the good little children? If she believes that then I have a work shop I want to sell her. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| plays88keys | Dec 1 2005, 11:28 AM Post #12 |
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Pisa-Carp
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This has been at the top of my wish list for at least two decades, and this year is no exception. I want breast reduction surgery. |
| You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. | |
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| DivaDeb | Dec 1 2005, 11:30 AM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I want to spend a whole long morning practicing and perfecting my co-ed naked snuggling. |
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| George K | Dec 1 2005, 01:57 PM Post #14 |
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Finally
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I want Diva Deb for Christmas.... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 1 2005, 02:03 PM Post #15 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Plays, I have two friends who have done the same, and have never regretted it. It becomes a health issue at a point. Go for it. I'm sure Improv would support you. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 02:05 PM Post #16 |
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I am the grey one
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Or, if the expense is too great, maybe you can do one this year and the other one next year. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Dec 1 2005, 02:05 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| tcmod | Dec 1 2005, 02:11 PM Post #18 |
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Senior Carp
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1955-Speeds...1QQcmdZViewItem feel free to bid often and early!! |
| Dead girls don't say no, but you still have to buy them flowers | |
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| pianojerome | Dec 1 2005, 05:26 PM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas. |
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| Luke's Dad | Dec 1 2005, 05:45 PM Post #20 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Don't you think you ought to credit Mr. Martin, Sam?
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| pianojerome | Dec 1 2005, 05:47 PM Post #21 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I figured a couple people would probably recognize it.
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| Fizzygirl | Dec 1 2005, 06:35 PM Post #22 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Sam!
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 1 2005, 06:45 PM Post #23 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Along the lines of Kenny's post: Initially I was going to wish for a healthy body, but I think a better gift would be the mental capacity to be happy with what I have. Truly, and completely happy with the health I have, so that I can focus on the other gifts I have in this life. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| CrashTest | Dec 1 2005, 07:03 PM Post #24 |
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Pisa-Carp
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But that is not true! We have nothing, the human psyche is only happy in achieving that which it does not have. Happiness in what you have is a misnomer. For example, I want a cookie right now. I don't have one, so I am not happy. But when I get it, I will be. HOHOHO |
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| DivaDeb | Dec 1 2005, 07:10 PM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I can't pass up the opportunity, KB, to wish you exactly that. I pray for that for you. Count it all joy, my brother. From the fullness of His grace, we have all received one blessing after another. You're a wise guy.
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