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yes 4 (57.1%)
no 1 (14.3%)
8=======D~~ 2 (28.6%)
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Topic Started: Dec 1 2005, 12:04 AM (1,076 Views)
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George K
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To quote a great sage and master here:

"9iuer"
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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I demand a greater response.
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j00 4r3 4 94y h4x0r
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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oh noes!11

ALL UR BASE R BELONG 2 US
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JBryan
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I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.

Or any of the answers, for that matter.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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KlavierBauer
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The first answer appears to be the "pro-penis" answer, while the second appears to be the "anti-penis" option.

The third is a bit tricky for old timers, but appears to be a "penis-in-action" alternative to the first two answers.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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JBryan
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I can only say that I am definitely pro-penis but in a huntin' and fishin' kind of way.

Not huntin' and fishin' for the penises either for you smart asses out there.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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KlavierBauer
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oh... obviously
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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JBryan
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That comes out to just 6-1/2" on my screen. Are you sure you want to stay with that?

I have a very large screen.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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George K
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Mightier than the sword.

:sword:
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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George K
Dec 1 2005, 11:09 PM
Mightier than the sword.

:sword:

Alex Trebek - "Yes it was a trick question, why don't you pick a category Mr. Connory"
Sean Connery - "I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier""
Alex Trebek - "The What? No, no, no, no, no.... that's the Pen Is Mightier"
Sean Connery - "Gussy it up however you want Trebek, what matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?"
Alex Trebek - "It's not a product Mr. Connery."
Sean Connery - "Cause I've ordered products like that before and wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen."
Alex Trebek - "It's not a mightier, there's no such thing"
Nicholas Cage - "Wait, wait wait.... are you selling Penis Mightiers?"
Alex Trebek - "No I'm not!"
Sean Connery - "Well you're sitting on a gold mine."
Alex Trebek - "Fine, let's just go on to final jeopardy..."
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One of my favorite all time SNL skits.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
JBryan
Dec 1 2005, 07:54 PM
That comes out to just 6-1/2" on my screen. Are you sure you want to stay with that?

I have a very large screen.

It's folded in half. You just can't see it......
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JBryan
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Not that I want to...
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Not that I'd want you to either......

although it is a thing of beauty.......... :D


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JBryan
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I'll take your word for that.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Just kidding. Actually, after reading Kathy's last post, it was in retreat.....
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JBryan
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The Ice Queen? :D

I love Kathy so I hope she doesn't take that wrong.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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George K
Dec 1 2005, 11:09 PM
Mightier than the sword.

:sword:

Try telling that to that Welsh rugby fan.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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I require more responses.
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I don't have one.
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Dec 2 2005, 12:25 PM
I require more responses.

well your question is kinda vague....are you asking if we like/appreciate said item, or have one ourselves? I wouldn't want to say the wrong thing and screw up your poll. :biggrin:
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