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| CrashTest | Dec 1 2005, 12:04 AM Post #1 |
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Pisa-Carp
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wtf |
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| George K | Dec 1 2005, 04:13 AM Post #2 |
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Finally
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To quote a great sage and master here: "9iuer" |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| CrashTest | Dec 1 2005, 07:02 PM Post #3 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I demand a greater response. |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 1 2005, 07:03 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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j00 4r3 4 94y h4x0r |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| CrashTest | Dec 1 2005, 07:05 PM Post #5 |
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Pisa-Carp
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oh noes!11 ALL UR BASE R BELONG 2 US |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 07:38 PM Post #6 |
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I am the grey one
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I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. Or any of the answers, for that matter. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 1 2005, 07:42 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The first answer appears to be the "pro-penis" answer, while the second appears to be the "anti-penis" option. The third is a bit tricky for old timers, but appears to be a "penis-in-action" alternative to the first two answers. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 07:45 PM Post #8 |
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I am the grey one
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I can only say that I am definitely pro-penis but in a huntin' and fishin' kind of way. Not huntin' and fishin' for the penises either for you smart asses out there. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 1 2005, 07:46 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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oh... obviously |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Larry | Dec 1 2005, 07:51 PM Post #10 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 07:54 PM Post #11 |
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I am the grey one
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That comes out to just 6-1/2" on my screen. Are you sure you want to stay with that? I have a very large screen. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| George K | Dec 1 2005, 08:09 PM Post #12 |
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Finally
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Mightier than the sword.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| pianojerome | Dec 1 2005, 08:14 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Alex Trebek - "Yes it was a trick question, why don't you pick a category Mr. Connory" Sean Connery - "I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier"" Alex Trebek - "The What? No, no, no, no, no.... that's the Pen Is Mightier" Sean Connery - "Gussy it up however you want Trebek, what matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?" Alex Trebek - "It's not a product Mr. Connery." Sean Connery - "Cause I've ordered products like that before and wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the Penis Mightier really works, I'll order a dozen." Alex Trebek - "It's not a mightier, there's no such thing" Nicholas Cage - "Wait, wait wait.... are you selling Penis Mightiers?" Alex Trebek - "No I'm not!" Sean Connery - "Well you're sitting on a gold mine." Alex Trebek - "Fine, let's just go on to final jeopardy..." |
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| KlavierBauer | Dec 1 2005, 08:16 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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One of my favorite all time SNL skits. |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| pianojerome | Dec 1 2005, 08:25 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Larry | Dec 1 2005, 08:39 PM Post #16 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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It's folded in half. You just can't see it...... |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 08:50 PM Post #17 |
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Not that I want to... |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Larry | Dec 1 2005, 09:05 PM Post #18 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Not that I'd want you to either...... although it is a thing of beauty.......... ![]() |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 09:06 PM Post #19 |
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I'll take your word for that. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Larry | Dec 1 2005, 09:25 PM Post #20 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Just kidding. Actually, after reading Kathy's last post, it was in retreat..... |
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| JBryan | Dec 1 2005, 09:36 PM Post #21 |
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The Ice Queen? ![]() I love Kathy so I hope she doesn't take that wrong. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| John D'Oh | Dec 2 2005, 07:17 AM Post #22 |
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MAMIL
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Try telling that to that Welsh rugby fan. |
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| CrashTest | Dec 2 2005, 12:25 PM Post #23 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I require more responses. |
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| Optimistic | Dec 2 2005, 12:33 PM Post #24 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I don't have one. |
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| sue | Dec 2 2005, 12:34 PM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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well your question is kinda vague....are you asking if we like/appreciate said item, or have one ourselves? I wouldn't want to say the wrong thing and screw up your poll.
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