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| bachophile | Nov 5 2005, 05:34 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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the art of fainting |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Optimistic | Nov 5 2005, 05:43 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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HAHA! Great stuff! Someone recently told me that the reason fainting is such a common ocurrence among the wedding party members is because they tend to stand with their knees locked, cutting off their blood flow. |
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| ivorythumper | Nov 5 2005, 07:04 PM Post #3 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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![]() I am happy to report that both MS and I stayed vertical throughout the wedding ceremony, and stayed horizontal for almost the entire honeymoon.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| bachophile | Nov 5 2005, 07:06 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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why? did u have dysentery? |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| ivorythumper | Nov 5 2005, 07:16 PM Post #5 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Sorry, I forgot that you didn't know how the women's plumbing worked. Where again did you go to medical school???
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| bachophile | Nov 5 2005, 07:18 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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opps, i think painojerome confused me with his notions of female anatomy.... |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| ivorythumper | Nov 5 2005, 07:20 PM Post #7 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| pianojerome | Nov 5 2005, 07:21 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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