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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 4 2005, 03:07 PM Post #51 |
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Sorry phykell, I gotta cut in here. I'm 6'4". Yeah, I'm real popular at movie theatres... |
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| phykell | Nov 4 2005, 03:10 PM Post #52 |
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You should be made to lie horizontal at movie theatres!
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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| John D'Oh | Nov 4 2005, 03:12 PM Post #53 |
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Would this be in reference to 'The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable' - Fox hunting. A lovely sport. A great crowd of twits charge around the countryside before finally having their hounds tear some fox to pieces. Rumour has it in some parts of the South of England, they use peasants. (inplace of the fox, not the hounds) |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 4 2005, 03:12 PM Post #54 |
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Are you kidding me? That'd be totally kickass! Gimmie a sofa and I'm totally down for the idea. |
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| phykell | Nov 4 2005, 03:16 PM Post #55 |
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At 6'4" horizontal, how many seats would you have to pay for though? And then there's the chiropracty bill for the crick in your neck
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| phykell | Nov 4 2005, 03:17 PM Post #56 |
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And that's the polite term... |
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| jazzyd | Nov 4 2005, 03:21 PM Post #57 |
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This thread reminds me of that extremely offensive but very funny Peter Cook & Dudley Moore skit, "The Horn"... Phykell or John D'oh might know what I mean. |
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| Luke's Dad | Nov 4 2005, 03:40 PM Post #58 |
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So, phykell, how long did the two of you date? |
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| phykell | Nov 4 2005, 03:44 PM Post #59 |
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the man is so atrociously unattractive in every way, even I, as a male, can tell. MP is obviously deluded by the 12+ cups of coffee she takes every day. And MP, spreading the coffee grounds on your toast means you have a real problem
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Ghandhi Evil cannot be conquered in the world. It can only be resisted within oneself. Remember, bones heal and chicks dig scars | |
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| Luke's Dad | Nov 4 2005, 03:44 PM Post #60 |
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BTW, phykel, I'm 6'3" and have somewhat curly hair, especially if I let it grow out. My son looks like he'll be taller than me and has really curly hair. |
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| Luke's Dad | Nov 4 2005, 03:46 PM Post #61 |
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sorry, phykell, I had assumed you were a female. I don't know where I had the impression. Maybe the cat avatar, which is usually associated with a feminine charactar. Sorry. Mea Culpa!
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| phykell | Nov 4 2005, 03:50 PM Post #62 |
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OMG! How long have you been here? ![]() I'm on the back: <removed> The woman is my wife by the way!
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| John D'Oh | Nov 4 2005, 03:55 PM Post #63 |
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Sadly, my real life is closer to that other Atkinson creation, Mr. Bean. |
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| phykell | Nov 4 2005, 03:56 PM Post #64 |
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At least *your* gender isn't in question!
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| John D'Oh | Nov 4 2005, 04:25 PM Post #65 |
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I don't know, have you seen Mr. Bean?
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| Luke's Dad | Nov 4 2005, 04:32 PM Post #66 |
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I've been told I look like him. phykell, niiiiice ride. The bike's not bad, either! |
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| phykell | Nov 4 2005, 04:39 PM Post #67 |
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OK, so that one's cleared up then
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the man is so atrociously unattractive in every way, even I, as a male, can tell. MP is obviously deluded by the 12+ cups of coffee she takes every day. And MP, spreading the coffee grounds on your toast means you have a real problem
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