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Question for the men...; not so much about bodily fluids...
Topic Started: Nov 4 2005, 11:46 AM (669 Views)
***musical princess***
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Something i have been pondering for a long time now...


How often do men *really* think about sex?


I've heard it's every three seconds but that seems crazy to me. I mean, every three seconds?? That's like... sex...........sex...........sex...... How the hell would you have time to think about anything else??

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ivorythumper
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What were you asking?? Sorry, I was preoccupied thinking about sex.
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Often, we can be distracted by things like work or driving but other than that it is pretty much all the time.
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***musical princess***
Nov 4 2005, 02:46 PM
Something i have been pondering for a long time now...


How often do men *really* think about sex?


I've heard it's every three seconds but that seems crazy to me. I mean, every three seconds?? That's like... sex...........sex...........sex...... How the hell would you have time to think about anything else??

x

You've almost got it right.

sex..beer..sports..sex..beer..sports..sex..beer..sports..

That's the full picture, which accounts for all 3 seconds. :D

After a couple of hours of that it switches to...

sex..beer..gotawhiz..sex..beer..gotawhiz..sex..beer..gotawhiz..
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Oh, not that frequently... :D

If I see a pretty girl on the bus, I might start to fantasize a little bit. (Nowadays the buses just seem to be filled with them...) Generally in the mornings, too, (and sometimes at night) when I'm still in bed my mind will start to wander.

So maybe a few times a day? Maybe half a dozen or so, but certainly not every three seconds!
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pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 02:53 PM
Oh, not that frequently... :D

Oh sure college boy. See if you say that when YOU're over 50. :D
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I have often almost left the road while driving parallel to some jogging paths.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 12:53 PM
when I'm still in bed my mind will start to wander.

a little too much information, there boy-o.
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pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 07:53 PM
If I see a pretty girl on the bus, I might start to fantasize a little bit. (Nowadays the buses just seem to be filled with them...) Generally in the mornings, too, (and sometimes at night) when I'm still in bed my mind will start to wander.

So really, the only time you DON'T think about sex is mid afternoon - and only then if you aren't on a bus. Boy, you must be worn out! :P

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Nov 4 2005, 07:56 PM
I have often almost left the road while driving parallel to some jogging paths.

Hehe - that reminded me of the scene from 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' where Samuel L Jackson nearly crashes the car while gauping at that female jogger.

:P

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Occasionally, some men think about piano and music... but these are suspected as gay.

So... how often do women think about sex? A few days a month following the menstrual cycle, or only when they want something from men?

;) :D
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every three seconds, just like men, only...

sex, chocolate, charge-it
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Ah, now this is a *very* tricky question to answer.

There are several different types of women.

1) Those who are extremely prude and are offended by anything sexual and would never consider even wearing a skirt above thier knees infront of a man unless she is married to him. These women usually think about sex as often as men think about doing the ironing.

2)Women who are completely overtly sexual and make sexual inuendos from everything they hear. Though, these women are quite misleading as although they come across as highly charged sexual beings, they will only really *think* about sex maybe 3/4 times a daty.

3)Then you have the women who are quite shy and feel uncomfortable talking about sex. These women maybe think of sex one or tweo times a day at the very most.

4) Then you have the women who are fairly normal in their appearence and attitudes. Not overtly sexual in how they come across but not too shy either. These are the ones you have to watch out for, trust me on this... i know what i'm talking about... if you know what i mean... ;). They may not seem that sexually charged but their breezy facade can be very misleading. They will think of sex ALOT. Obviously not as much as men, no women is THAT sexually charged. These women usually think of sex about 20-25 times a day, maybe more depending on where they are in their cycle.

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pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 11:53 AM
Oh, not that frequently... :D

If I see a pretty girl on the bus, I might start to fantasize a little bit. (Nowadays the buses just seem to be filled with them...) Generally in the mornings, too, (and sometimes at night) when I'm still in bed my mind will start to wander.

So maybe a few times a day? Maybe half a dozen or so, but certainly not every three seconds!

That's about the same for me. But sometimes there will be days when I'm feeling especially hot and think about it too much, i don't know why, it gets annoying on those days cause I can't concentrate. But other than that, it's not too often. :D :P

"A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident."

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Nov 4 2005, 09:05 PM
But sometimes there will be days when I'm feeling especially hot and think about it too much

:cool:

Never thought you would be the type Adam!!

This is a side of you i can get on board with... :yes:

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Honestly? Not nearly as often as the tabloids, crappy womens' magazines and trash TV would have people believe.
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See - that's funny - Women think about it alot more than men would be led to believe.

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Listen to the young guys trying to act cool and in control. Freedom, Sam, at your ages, if you're not a walking sack of hormones, you need to go see a doctor. ^_^
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MP...every three seconds!?!?! No way!!!

It's much more frequent than that! ;)
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Nov 4 2005, 02:13 PM
... So... how often do women think about sex? A few days a month following the menstrual cycle, or only when they want something from men?

;) :D

... every 2 seconds.

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Constantly. Any man who says anyting less is a liar.

Hetro as i am, I have to admire and wonder about the possibilities about the frequency of sex between two MEN. I mean........oh never mind.

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katie
Nov 4 2005, 04:50 PM
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Nov 4 2005, 02:13 PM
... So... how often do women think about sex? A few days a month following the menstrual cycle, or only when they want something from men?

;) :D

... every 2 seconds.

Katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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***musical princess***
Nov 4 2005, 09:25 PM

............Obviously not as much as men, no women is THAT sexually charged. ........

You've obviously never met my wife! :help:


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Jim Dunleavy
Nov 5 2005, 01:19 PM
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Nov 4 2005, 09:25 PM

............Obviously not as much as men, no women is THAT sexually charged. ........

You've obviously never met my wife! :help:


:D

You dog, you. :P

;)

Yes, fair enough, there are the odd few exceptions in this category. Looks like you found yourself one of the special ones.

What can i say - we are very rare... ;) :P

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The interval is not always 3 seconds, sometimes I can think of nothing else. :P
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