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| Some records held by Clinton; ...way to go slick willy! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 3 2005, 12:16 PM (212 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Nov 3 2005, 12:16 PM Post #1 |
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In light of recent claims that the GOP party and Bush's administration are being torn apart from scandals, etc...which obviously isn't the case. This is to remind you of what a real scumbag as president looks like: - The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance - Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates - Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation - Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify - Most number of witnesses to die suddenly - First president sued for sexual harassment. - First president accused of rape. - First first lady to come under criminal investigation - Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case - First president to establish a legal defense fund. - First president to be held in contempt of court - Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions - Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad - First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court |
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| bachophile | Nov 3 2005, 12:17 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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and why is he better then the titannic? only 1500 people went down on the titannic. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 3 2005, 12:20 PM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Yeah, okay, let's play the "senselessly bash a president of the political party opposite ourselves" game. Looks like the liberals are up! GEORGE W. BUSH'S RESUME Past Work Experience * Ran for congress and lost. * Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. * Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. * Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. * With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments in Previous Positions * Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. * Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. * Set record for most executions by any governor in American history. * Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court. Accomplishments As President * Attacked and took over two countries. * Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. * Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history. * Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. * Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. * First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. * First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. * First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history. * After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. * Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in U.S. history. * In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job. * Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history. * Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. * Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history. * Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television. * Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history. * Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. * Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. * Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. * Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. * Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history. * My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history. * Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her). * First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt. * Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. * First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation. * Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States. * Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history. * First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission. * First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the elections monitoring board. * Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history. * Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. * Withdrew from the World Court of Law. * Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. * First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections). * All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. * My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). * Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history. * First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community. * First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) * First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government. * Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history). * With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years. * Fist U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. * First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea. * Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. * Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts. * Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.' * Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects. * In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States. * Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history. * In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the Civil War. * Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. Records and References * At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available) * AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war. * Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. * All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. * All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. * All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. * Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. * For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.) |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 3 2005, 12:25 PM Post #4 |
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You see, mine are facts. Yours are sensationalist claims... Basically mine would come from CNN and yours would come from the Onion. Good job!
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 3 2005, 12:27 PM Post #5 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Oh yes, please forgive me. Bush is infalliable, and Clinton is, without doubt, the worst president we've had in our nation's history. If you want me to dig up some dirt about Bush, I can, but WTH would be the point? What's the point of Clinton bashing? |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 3 2005, 12:30 PM Post #6 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Oh and P.S. I'm sorry, but I can guarentee you some of my statement above (although I do not credit myself as the writer) to be as factual as yours. I say again, the point of Clinton-bashing is, what? |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| John D'Oh | Nov 3 2005, 12:34 PM Post #7 |
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MAMIL
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The whole list is guilt by association and inference, and rather indicative of the current extremely partisan and unpleasant climate. This kind of thing isn't helping make things any better. If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the problem. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Wacki Iraqi | Nov 3 2005, 12:36 PM Post #8 |
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Senior Carp
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Hound training!
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| You're an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.........I just go one God further. | |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 3 2005, 12:37 PM Post #9 |
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The whole reason I posted this is because of all the "scandal" claims liberals are trying to use...when in comparison to slick willy, aren't anything at all! And I know some of the items you listed were factual. Many were sensational, mine weren't. |
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| apple | Nov 3 2005, 12:37 PM Post #10 |
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one of the angels
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89 - u r very refreshing |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 3 2005, 12:38 PM Post #11 |
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Was that sarcastic?
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| John D'Oh | Nov 3 2005, 12:55 PM Post #12 |
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MAMIL
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Refreshing? What, like the Kool-Aid?
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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