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| Ladies, do you hover? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 3 2005, 08:56 AM (395 Views) | |
| kenny | Nov 3 2005, 08:56 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I heard some mothers taught their daughters to never let their skin touch a public toilet seat, even with paper protection. |
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| justme | Nov 3 2005, 08:59 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I refuse to discuss what goes on in the privacy of my own stall. |
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 3 2005, 09:03 AM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Let's discuss toilet paper theory. Me, I never double-dip, and do a kind of fold-crumple hybrid for maximum coverage. Anyone else? |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 3 2005, 09:03 AM Post #4 |
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I crumple all the way. |
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| kenny | Nov 3 2005, 09:04 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Allright lady. Stop Stalling. Out with it! |
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| sue | Nov 3 2005, 09:12 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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depends how scary the place is. 'hovering' is a great exercise for the quads.
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| Optimistic | Nov 3 2005, 09:15 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hover, definitely. Even if it's clean in appearance. I don't care if it is washed each day- strangers' butt cheeks have been sitting there. It takes too much time to decorate the lid of the pot with paper. And yes, added quad-building benefits! |
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| Fizzygirl | Nov 3 2005, 09:26 AM Post #8 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I have definately "hovered" in a few gas station bathrooms. Some of them are pretty yucky.
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 3 2005, 09:29 AM Post #9 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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bah. germaphobes! What's a little fecal coliform between strangers? |
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| jodi | Nov 3 2005, 09:31 AM Post #10 |
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Fulla-Carp
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It depends one what the bathroom looks like. Some are really disgusting. Especially if you REALLY have to go, and the womens is full, so you sneak in the mens. jodi
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| Optimistic | Nov 3 2005, 09:32 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 3 2005, 09:35 AM Post #12 |
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Well look, we have more bacterial cells in, on, and around our bodies than we have human cells. Sure it might be "nasty", but so long as they don't spread their excrement about with a spatula, you aren't going to get infected if you have a sit-down where someone just pinched a loaf. Hey, they're warming the seat up for you, why not take advantage? |
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| Optimistic | Nov 3 2005, 09:38 AM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Many times there IS excrement on the seat. Five words for you, Aqua: New York City pizza shop. |
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 3 2005, 09:47 AM Post #14 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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...and I've got 51 for you! Hey, that's fine. I'm not claiming that every toilet seat in the U.S. is sterile of germs, but I'm referring to your response:
It's one thing to not use an utterly nasty bathroom, but refraining from any and all physical contact with toilet seats, always and everywhere, borders on the pathophobic. |
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| Optimistic | Nov 3 2005, 09:50 AM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You counted out those words, didn't you Aqua? Are there really 51 there? We all have our own "odd" behaviours. |
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 3 2005, 10:17 AM Post #16 |
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Sh!t, I've "hovered" before. I think it was at a concert... ![]() Opt, all you have to say is 3 words. New York City.
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| ivorythumper | Nov 3 2005, 10:20 AM Post #17 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I first thought this thread was going to be about vacuuming. |
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| sue | Nov 3 2005, 10:35 AM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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well, perhaps some hoovering action might be useful in above mention settings. you may be on to something there.
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| kluurs | Nov 3 2005, 12:59 PM Post #19 |
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Fulla-Carp
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that comes from those people who hover.... |
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| Optimistic | Nov 3 2005, 01:02 PM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well, for me personally, if scenario #2 comes up, I take the time to line the lid with paper and have a seat. There's only so long I can hover. . . |
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 3 2005, 01:04 PM Post #21 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sheesh, i turn my back for two days and look at what happens to the quality of the threads! :rolleyes: ![]() And in answer to your question kenny - yes - in public places girls usually do hover - you're taking your life in your hands (or your butt i guess :P) if you don't... x |
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