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Ladies, do you hover?
Topic Started: Nov 3 2005, 08:56 AM (395 Views)
kenny
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I heard some mothers taught their daughters to never let their skin touch a public toilet seat, even with paper protection.

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justme
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I refuse to discuss what goes on in the privacy of my own stall.
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Aqua Letifer
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Let's discuss toilet paper theory.

Me, I never double-dip, and do a kind of fold-crumple hybrid for maximum coverage.

Anyone else?
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I crumple all the way.
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kenny
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justme
Nov 3 2005, 08:59 AM
I refuse to discuss what goes on in the privacy of my own stall.

Allright lady.
Stop Stalling.
Out with it!
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sue
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kenny
Nov 3 2005, 08:56 AM
I heard some mothers taught their daughters to never let their skin touch a public toilet seat, even with paper protection.

depends how scary the place is. 'hovering' is a great exercise for the quads. :lol2:
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Optimistic
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Hover, definitely. Even if it's clean in appearance. I don't care if it is washed each day- strangers' butt cheeks have been sitting there.

It takes too much time to decorate the lid of the pot with paper. And yes, added quad-building benefits!
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Fizzygirl
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I have definately "hovered" in a few gas station bathrooms. Some of them are pretty yucky. :o
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Aqua Letifer
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bah. germaphobes! What's a little fecal coliform between strangers?
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jodi
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It depends one what the bathroom looks like. Some are really disgusting. Especially if you REALLY have to go, and the womens is full, so you sneak in the mens.

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Optimistic
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Aqua Letifer
Nov 3 2005, 01:29 PM
fecal coliform between strangers

:puke:
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Aqua Letifer
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Well look, we have more bacterial cells in, on, and around our bodies than we have human cells. Sure it might be "nasty", but so long as they don't spread their excrement about with a spatula, you aren't going to get infected if you have a sit-down where someone just pinched a loaf. Hey, they're warming the seat up for you, why not take advantage?
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Optimistic
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Many times there IS excrement on the seat.


Five words for you, Aqua:
New York City pizza shop.
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Aqua Letifer
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...and I've got 51 for you!

Hey, that's fine. I'm not claiming that every toilet seat in the U.S. is sterile of germs, but I'm referring to your response:

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Hover, definitely. Even if it's clean in appearance. I don't care if it is washed each day- strangers' butt cheeks have been sitting there.


It's one thing to not use an utterly nasty bathroom, but refraining from any and all physical contact with toilet seats, always and everywhere, borders on the pathophobic.
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Optimistic
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You counted out those words, didn't you Aqua? Are there really 51 there? ^_^

We all have our own "odd" behaviours.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Sh!t, I've "hovered" before. I think it was at a concert... :whome:

Opt, all you have to say is 3 words. New York City. ;)
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
I first thought this thread was going to be about vacuuming.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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sue
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ivorythumper
Nov 3 2005, 10:20 AM
I first thought this thread was going to be about vacuuming.

well, perhaps some hoovering action might be useful in above mention settings. you may be on to something there. :eek:
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kluurs
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Nov 3 2005, 09:38 AM
Many times there IS excrement on the seat.


Five words for you, Aqua:
New York City pizza shop.

that comes from those people who hover....
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Optimistic
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Well, for me personally, if scenario #2 comes up, I take the time to line the lid with paper and have a seat. There's only so long I can hover. . .
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Sheesh, i turn my back for two days and look at what happens to the quality of the threads! :rolleyes: :P

And in answer to your question kenny - yes - in public places girls usually do hover - you're taking your life in your hands (or your butt i guess :P) if you don't...

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