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Question for the ladies...; (about smelly bodily liquids)
Topic Started: Nov 2 2005, 06:56 PM (1,435 Views)
big al
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Larry
Nov 3 2005, 09:12 AM
I'm being serious. Why do so many men pee in the floor? I have a feeling only the ladies here can truly answer the question....... :D

I think you may have inadvertently identified the true source of the problem, Larry. From some of the comments in this thread, the women have obviously been sneaking into the men's room. Maybe it's these women in disguise who are poorly equiped to use the urinals and who are leaving the puddles on the floor.

There is also another possible solution to this problem.

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pianojerome
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Fish
Nov 4 2005, 03:39 AM
Except when caught short in the outdoors, in which case I squat, taking care not to choose a patch of nettles and hoping there's a drying wind.

Did you see that movie City Slickers?

The scene where Daniel Stern squats to poop, and he sits on a cactus, but thinks he was bitten by a rattle snake. So he's panicking, and Billy Crystal reassures him (without thinking) that if you're bitten by a poisonous snake, someone can suck out the poison and he'll be alright. So then he's REALLY panicking (nobody wants to suck the "poison" out his bottom), until he realizes that it was just a cactus that pricked him.

:D
Sam
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kenny
Nov 4 2005, 01:05 AM
The only thing more gross than seeing a log floating from the previous visitor is seeing no toilet paper floating with it.

I once found a log floating in a urinal...


:eek:
Sam
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Fizzygirl
Nov 4 2005, 09:30 AM
Yes my husband was traumatized as a young boy once when he had to urinate at a trough. A huge guy next to him looked down at him and said to him, "Don't worry little fella, some day yours will be as big as mine!" Then the guy showed him his huge worm. My husband ran out of the bathroom terrified. I think he was only about 6 or 7 years old at the time. :hair:

That's criminal. The guy was a pervert.
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Fizzygirl
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Nov 4 2005, 11:47 AM
Fizzygirl
Nov 4 2005, 11:30 AM
Yes my husband was traumatized as a young boy once when he had to urinate at a trough.  A huge guy next to him looked down at him and said to him, "Don't worry little fella, some day yours will be as big as mine!"  Then the guy showed him his huge worm.  My husband ran out of the bathroom terrified.  I think he was only about 6 or 7 years old at the time. :hair:

ROTFLMAO :lol:

See, we learn at an early age that size DOES matter. :sombrero:

(P.S. Fizzy, we prefer the term *snake* to *worm*. For future reference, of course)

SNAKE - got it!! *puts term into memory bank* :biggrin:
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor


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pianojerome
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Fizzygirl
Nov 4 2005, 12:26 PM
What I want to know is why there are no doors on the stalls in men's bathrooms? Don't men like privacy like women do?

Usually there are doors on the stalls.

In fact, a couple weeks ago one of the guys in my hall got a clever idea, and decided to post some erotic photos on the door inside one of the stalls.

:woot:
Sam
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pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:25 PM
In fact, a couple weeks ago one of the guys in my hall got a clever idea, and decided to post some erotic photos on the door inside one of the stalls.

:woot:

Sam - i don't think i have ever heard you talk so much in a sexual related way as i have tonight.

Are you feeling alright? In one of those... 'moods' maybe...?

;)

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Nov 4 2005, 04:29 PM
pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:25 PM
In fact, a couple weeks ago one of the guys in my hall got a clever idea, and decided to post some erotic photos on the door inside one of the stalls.

:woot:

Sam - i don't think i have ever heard you talk so much in a sexual related way as i have tonight.

Are you feeling alright? In one of those... 'moods' maybe...?

;)

x

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm just really excited, because I suddenly noticed a whole bunch of new themes and intricacies in Bach's Fugue in C Minor (WTC I) this morning. I'm about to print up copies of the score, and then I'm gonna play with my highliters a little bit (actually, a lot).

:excited:
Sam
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pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:38 PM
***musical princess***
Nov 4 2005, 04:29 PM
pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:25 PM
In fact, a couple weeks ago one of the guys in my hall got a clever idea, and decided to post some erotic photos on the door inside one of the stalls.

:woot:

Sam - i don't think i have ever heard you talk so much in a sexual related way as i have tonight.

Are you feeling alright? In one of those... 'moods' maybe...?

;)

x

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm just really excited, because I suddenly noticed a whole bunch of new themes and intricacies in Bach's Fugue in C Minor (WTC I) this morning. I'm about to print up copies of the score, and then I'm gonna play with my highliters a little bit (actually, a lot).

:excited:

God help the female who is/becomes your girlfriend.

:P

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x Caroline x
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pianojerome
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***musical princess***
Nov 4 2005, 04:40 PM
pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:38 PM
***musical princess***
Nov 4 2005, 04:29 PM
pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:25 PM
In fact, a couple weeks ago one of the guys in my hall got a clever idea, and decided to post some erotic photos on the door inside one of the stalls.

:woot:

Sam - i don't think i have ever heard you talk so much in a sexual related way as i have tonight.

Are you feeling alright? In one of those... 'moods' maybe...?

;)

x

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm just really excited, because I suddenly noticed a whole bunch of new themes and intricacies in Bach's Fugue in C Minor (WTC I) this morning. I'm about to print up copies of the score, and then I'm gonna play with my highliters a little bit (actually, a lot).

:excited:

God help the female who is/becomes your girlfriend.

:P

x

Oh no! I had highlited four copies of the score a few weeks ago, and now I can't find them...


:help:


If I can't find them, then I might just have to start all over again. :P
Sam
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I'm not suprised you can't find them! I take it your room isn't any tidier than the last time you posted pictures of it? ;)

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pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 04:45 PM
***musical princess***
Nov 4 2005, 04:40 PM
pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:38 PM
***musical princess***
Nov 4 2005, 04:29 PM
pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:25 PM
In fact, a couple weeks ago one of the guys in my hall got a clever idea, and decided to post some erotic photos on the door inside one of the stalls.

:woot:

Sam - i don't think i have ever heard you talk so much in a sexual related way as i have tonight.

Are you feeling alright? In one of those... 'moods' maybe...?

;)

x

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm just really excited, because I suddenly noticed a whole bunch of new themes and intricacies in Bach's Fugue in C Minor (WTC I) this morning. I'm about to print up copies of the score, and then I'm gonna play with my highliters a little bit (actually, a lot).

:excited:

God help the female who is/becomes your girlfriend.

:P

x

Oh no! I had highlited four copies of the score a few weeks ago, and now I can't find them...


:help:


If I can't find them, then I might just have to start all over again. :P

Oh goody. I found them.

:party:
Sam
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pianojerome
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***musical princess***
Nov 4 2005, 04:48 PM
I'm not suprised you can't find them! I take it your room isn't any tidier than the last time you posted pictures of it? ;)

x

It's even messier. (Imagine that).
Sam
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pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:49 PM
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Nov 4 2005, 04:48 PM
I'm not suprised you can't find them! I take it your room isn't any tidier than the last time you posted pictures of it? ;)

x

It's even messier. (Imagine that).

:eek:

Messier?!?!?

How is that actually possible!

Can you see the actual floor? That's usually a good way of telling whether or not you have let it go too far.

:P
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Nov 4 2005, 04:51 PM
pianojerome
Nov 4 2005, 08:49 PM
***musical princess***
Nov 4 2005, 04:48 PM
I'm not suprised you can't find them! I take it your room isn't any tidier than the last time you posted pictures of it? ;)

x

It's even messier. (Imagine that).

:eek:

Messier?!?!?

How is that actually possible!

Shucks, where are my colored markers?

I found yellow and pink and green and blue (some under the keyboard/computer screen, some under some papers). I can't work on this until I find my orange hilighter!
Sam
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camouflaged by a heap of goldfish, perhaps?
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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pianojerome
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Nah, I checked there already.

Hmm... <_<


I guess I'll just have to work without it, then.
Sam
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