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| Question for the ladies...; (about smelly bodily liquids) | |
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| big al | Nov 4 2005, 11:39 AM Post #76 |
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Bull-Carp
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I think you may have inadvertently identified the true source of the problem, Larry. From some of the comments in this thread, the women have obviously been sneaking into the men's room. Maybe it's these women in disguise who are poorly equiped to use the urinals and who are leaving the puddles on the floor. There is also another possible solution to this problem. ![]() Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| pianojerome | Nov 4 2005, 11:41 AM Post #77 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Did you see that movie City Slickers? The scene where Daniel Stern squats to poop, and he sits on a cactus, but thinks he was bitten by a rattle snake. So he's panicking, and Billy Crystal reassures him (without thinking) that if you're bitten by a poisonous snake, someone can suck out the poison and he'll be alright. So then he's REALLY panicking (nobody wants to suck the "poison" out his bottom), until he realizes that it was just a cactus that pricked him.
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| pianojerome | Nov 4 2005, 11:42 AM Post #78 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I once found a log floating in a urinal...
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| ivorythumper | Nov 4 2005, 11:51 AM Post #79 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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That's criminal. The guy was a pervert. |
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| Fizzygirl | Nov 4 2005, 11:58 AM Post #80 |
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Fulla-Carp
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SNAKE - got it!! *puts term into memory bank*
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| pianojerome | Nov 4 2005, 12:25 PM Post #81 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Usually there are doors on the stalls. In fact, a couple weeks ago one of the guys in my hall got a clever idea, and decided to post some erotic photos on the door inside one of the stalls.
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 4 2005, 12:29 PM Post #82 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sam - i don't think i have ever heard you talk so much in a sexual related way as i have tonight. Are you feeling alright? In one of those... 'moods' maybe...? ![]() x |
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| pianojerome | Nov 4 2005, 12:38 PM Post #83 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just really excited, because I suddenly noticed a whole bunch of new themes and intricacies in Bach's Fugue in C Minor (WTC I) this morning. I'm about to print up copies of the score, and then I'm gonna play with my highliters a little bit (actually, a lot).
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 4 2005, 12:40 PM Post #84 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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God help the female who is/becomes your girlfriend. ![]() x |
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| pianojerome | Nov 4 2005, 12:45 PM Post #85 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh no! I had highlited four copies of the score a few weeks ago, and now I can't find them... If I can't find them, then I might just have to start all over again.
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 4 2005, 12:48 PM Post #86 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I'm not suprised you can't find them! I take it your room isn't any tidier than the last time you posted pictures of it? ![]() x |
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| pianojerome | Nov 4 2005, 12:48 PM Post #87 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh goody. I found them.
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| pianojerome | Nov 4 2005, 12:49 PM Post #88 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It's even messier. (Imagine that). |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 4 2005, 12:51 PM Post #89 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Messier?!?!? How is that actually possible! Can you see the actual floor? That's usually a good way of telling whether or not you have let it go too far.
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| pianojerome | Nov 4 2005, 12:57 PM Post #90 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Shucks, where are my colored markers? I found yellow and pink and green and blue (some under the keyboard/computer screen, some under some papers). I can't work on this until I find my orange hilighter! |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 4 2005, 12:59 PM Post #91 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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camouflaged by a heap of goldfish, perhaps? |
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| pianojerome | Nov 4 2005, 01:01 PM Post #92 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nah, I checked there already. Hmm... <_< I guess I'll just have to work without it, then. |
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