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Question for the ladies...; (about smelly bodily liquids)
Topic Started: Nov 2 2005, 06:56 PM (1,437 Views)
Fish
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Aw, thanks Jodi!

And Larry, thanks for making me have to laugh yet AGAIN!

~Andrea.
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pianojerome
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jodi
Nov 3 2005, 12:24 PM
I wish more men and boys would wipe when they pee, because I hate cleaning pee drips off the floor.  I really really can't believe we're talking about this.

I do, sometimes.

But there usually isn't toilet paper hanging by the side of the urinals, so I only do it when I'm in a stall or one-person bathroom.


I can't believe this thread has three pages already. I was worried it wouldn't even get one reply. :lol:
Sam
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kenny
Nov 3 2005, 01:15 PM
I don't thing anyone intentionally pees on the floor.

One of the bathrooms at my old high school was locked once, because someone had somehow managed to poop all over the walls.

:shrug:



(I love saying "old" high school. :D)
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Aqua Letifer
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Just wait 'till you start saying "back in college", or "back at my first job"...

THAT's crazy stuff!
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
But there usually isn't toilet paper hanging by the side of the urinals, so I only do it when I'm in a stall or one-person bathroom.

You know of course, PJ, that women don't need toilet paper. They come with built in windshield wipers........ :D




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Larry
Nov 3 2005, 04:25 PM
But there usually isn't toilet paper hanging by the side of the urinals, so I only do it when I'm in a stall or one-person bathroom.

You know of course, PJ, that women don't need toilet paper. They come with built in windshield wipers........ :D

Wouldn't it be terrible if you accidentally turned on those wipers during sex?

:eek:

:crazy:
Sam
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Wouldn't it be terrible if you accidentally turned on those wipers during sex?

Not at all!!! In fact it is a wise man who understands how to turn those wipers on...... :D
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Hehe - this thread is a hoot!

And I can pee standing up, not that i would choose to... but if the occasion calls for it... :P

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big al
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Further advice on this subject here:

http://www.ampnet.co.uk/femorabilia/pee_standing.html

Also reminds me of the little boy who pee'd on the side of the house. His father told him repeatedly not to do it, but he kept on. Eventually the father threatened him with cutting his penis off if he didn't stop doing it. The little boy just laughed and said, "Mary (the little girl next door) has hers cut off and tucked in and she can pee three boards higher than I can."

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kenny
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Hi Andrea.
How do you pee?


(Instead of, "How do you do?")
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big al
Nov 3 2005, 10:55 PM
Also reminds me of the little boy who pee'd on the side of the house. His father told him repeatedly not to do it, but he kept on. Eventually the father threatened him with cutting his penis off if he didn't stop doing it. The little boy just laughed and said, "Mary (the little girl next door) has hers cut off and tucked in and she can pee three boards higher than I can."

:lol:
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LadyElton
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I hate it when women piss on the seat. I always look before I sit.
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JBryan
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I look before I sh!t as well.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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kenny
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The only thing more gross than seeing a log floating from the previous visitor is seeing no toilet paper floating with it.
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Passengers can be even more gross.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Fish
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Hi Andrea.
How do you pee?


Hi Kenny, sitting down thankyou.

Except when caught short in the outdoors, in which case I squat, taking care not to choose a patch of nettles and hoping there's a drying wind.

Yourself?



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Fish wrote:
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How do you pee?

Hi Kenny, sitting down thankyou.

Which brings up another very interesting question:

How does fish pee?

Any one knows? Even Google doesn't seem to have the answer. Fish?
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Freshwater fish don't drink all that much but they urinate profusely, while saltwater fish do the opposite. They drink loads and hardly pee at all.

There's some pointless trivia for you.

:P

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kenny
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Fish
Nov 3 2005, 11:39 PM
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Hi Andrea.
How do you pee?


Hi Kenny, sitting down thankyou.

Except when caught short in the outdoors, in which case I squat, taking care not to choose a patch of nettles and hoping there's a drying wind.

Yourself?

:wave2:


I pee out of my butt.

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Nov 4 2005, 07:57 AM
Freshwater fish don't drink all that much but they urinate profusely, while saltwater fish do the opposite. They drink loads and hardly pee at all.

There's some pointless trivia for you.

:P

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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Fizzygirl
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What I want to know is why there are no doors on the stalls in men's bathrooms? Don't men like privacy like women do?
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor


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Aqua Letifer
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Well, more often than not, you'll find stalls, Fizzy; only a few don't have them.

But urinals are really a toss-up. You can have anything from an individual stall to a trough.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Fizzygirl
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Yes my husband was traumatized as a young boy once when he had to urinate at a trough. A huge guy next to him looked down at him and said to him, "Don't worry little fella, some day yours will be as big as mine!" Then the guy showed him his huge worm. My husband ran out of the bathroom terrified. I think he was only about 6 or 7 years old at the time. :hair:
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Aqua Letifer
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:hair: :lol:

A friend of mine just had a funny experience in the bathroom. I'll do my best not to screw the story up.

He was washing his hands, and then out of nowhere this little boy ran out of one of the stalls, with his pants around his ankles, exposing himself to the rest of the room. He ran into my friend as he was running around saying "look Dad, I flushed it myself!!"

And says my friend: "yeah, you know what the best part was? The stalls automatically flush! They were the ones with the sensors!!!"
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Fizzygirl
Nov 4 2005, 11:30 AM
Yes my husband was traumatized as a young boy once when he had to urinate at a trough.  A huge guy next to him looked down at him and said to him, "Don't worry little fella, some day yours will be as big as mine!"  Then the guy showed him his huge worm.  My husband ran out of the bathroom terrified.  I think he was only about 6 or 7 years old at the time. :hair:

ROTFLMAO :lol:

See, we learn at an early age that size DOES matter. :sombrero:

(P.S. Fizzy, we prefer the term *snake* to *worm*. For future reference, of course)
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and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism.

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