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Question for the ladies...; (about smelly bodily liquids)
Topic Started: Nov 2 2005, 06:56 PM (1,438 Views)
Mikhailoh
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Optimistic
Nov 2 2005, 07:47 PM
Wow, PJ, seriously? Do guys not know this info??

Any girl that I'VE ever know sits down to pee. As for our ability to pee standing up. . . I've never tried, but I can imagine that to make it turn out a success would require odd positioning of some sort.

MAN do I envy guys in their easy-pee capabilities! If you're caught in a "must pee out in the open" situation, you can do it so covertly. We have to bare all, and that squat position sure is awkward and rather unladylike :(

Wear loose skirts and no underwear!

It has utility for other situations as well! :P
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kenny
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Like number two?
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jodi
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Kenny, it is hands free, except for the wiping part. And unless you want wet underwear, you wipe no matter what. I can't believe we're talking about this.
I wish more men and boys would wipe when they pee, because I hate cleaning pee drips off the floor. I really really can't believe we're talking about this.

:D Jodi (who would rather clean 10 horse stalls than her own bathroom)
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There really should be a warning on this thread for the unsuspecting who may wander in here.
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kenny
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JBryan
Nov 3 2005, 08:37 AM
There really should be a warning on this thread for the unsuspecting who may wander in here.

Yeah, like "Piss Off!"
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kenny
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jodi
Nov 3 2005, 08:24 AM

I wish more men and boys would wipe when they pee, because I hate cleaning pee drips off the floor. 

Jodi
No matter how much we shake there are always a few drops reserved for the shorts.
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kenny
Nov 3 2005, 09:38 AM
JBryan
Nov 3 2005, 08:37 AM
There really should be a warning on this thread for the unsuspecting who may wander in here.

Yeah, like "Piss Off!"

:lol:
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Larry
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I wish more men and boys would wipe when they pee, because I hate cleaning pee drips off the floor.


This is something I've never really understood. Every public urinal I've ever seen has pee in the floor in front of it. I do not pee in the floor. I also don't inspect other men to see what their problem is that causes them to miss. Do they not reach?

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I usually have a problem keeping it out of the water.
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kenny
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And the water is always sooo shallow!
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I guess I don't fully understand the mechanics of the urinal.

What water? I thought it was just like an empty space?
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Larry
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I'm being serious. Why do so many men pee in the floor? I have a feeling only the ladies here can truly answer the question....... :D

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kenny
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I don't thing anyone intentionally pees on the floor.
Aim during the flow is not a problem.
I think it the events at the start and at the end of the flow.

Then there is the shaking factor.
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Larry
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It sounds to me then that most men have to pee "outwards" instead of straight down. Does that make sense?

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kenny
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Larry
Maybe you need to stop hanging out where all the guys are drunk. :o
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im more worried of the ladies who pee on the floor.
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Living in a house full of men/boys is exactly enough reason why we shouldn't carpet our bathrooms! :rolleyes:


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bachophile
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my favorites are peeing on a plane with turbulence..(the captain has lit the seat belt sign, kindly return to your seats) or on a heeling sailboat.

u never know what ure going to hit, from the floor to the walls to the mirror over the sink.

in these situations, better to sit.
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kenny
Nov 3 2005, 08:38 AM
JBryan
Nov 3 2005, 08:37 AM
There really should be a warning on this thread for the unsuspecting who may wander in here.

Yeah, like "Piss Off!"

AHAHAHAHA!

:D :D :D

I think when boys are are young, they just don't care about the aiming part.
I think when men get older, either their vision is gone, or things just don't aim straight like they used to. And they get impatient and take a step back before they stick that thing back in the stable. That's all I can figure, anyway. I also think my old linoleum had a pattern that resembled pee drips, so I just didn't notice. This white tile shows everything.

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jodi
Nov 3 2005, 06:24 PM
I wish more men and boys would wipe when they pee, because I hate cleaning pee drips off the floor. I really really can't believe we're talking about this.


I am very glad and pleased to see that this forum is becoming , once again, piano oriented, as in the old days of PW !

A well done job, kids ! My hat is off to you !
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Larry
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Don't you know? We're discussing Samicks........ ;)

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I was feeling very frazzled after a hard day when I saw this thread. Who could read this thread and not be cheered?!

I lurk here most days but don't post much - I guess I'm just not a very sociable person - but I wanted to say thanks everyone for making this such a great place.

~Andrea.
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jodi
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Hi, Andrea! Welcome!

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Larry
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Watch it. Andrea is really a Samick rep in disguise......

(just kidding you, Andrea)
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