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| Question for the ladies...; (about smelly bodily liquids) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 2 2005, 06:56 PM (1,438 Views) | |
| Mikhailoh | Nov 3 2005, 07:54 AM Post #26 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Wear loose skirts and no underwear! It has utility for other situations as well!
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| kenny | Nov 3 2005, 07:56 AM Post #27 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Like number two? |
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| jodi | Nov 3 2005, 08:24 AM Post #28 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Kenny, it is hands free, except for the wiping part. And unless you want wet underwear, you wipe no matter what. I can't believe we're talking about this. I wish more men and boys would wipe when they pee, because I hate cleaning pee drips off the floor. I really really can't believe we're talking about this. Jodi (who would rather clean 10 horse stalls than her own bathroom)
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Jodimy artlog ~ todayatmydesk.weebly.com | |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 3 2005, 08:25 AM Post #29 |
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:lol: |
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| JBryan | Nov 3 2005, 08:37 AM Post #30 |
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I am the grey one
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There really should be a warning on this thread for the unsuspecting who may wander in here. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| kenny | Nov 3 2005, 08:38 AM Post #31 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yeah, like "Piss Off!" |
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| kenny | Nov 3 2005, 08:40 AM Post #32 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Jodi No matter how much we shake there are always a few drops reserved for the shorts. |
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| ivorythumper | Nov 3 2005, 08:59 AM Post #33 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| Larry | Nov 3 2005, 09:08 AM Post #34 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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This is something I've never really understood. Every public urinal I've ever seen has pee in the floor in front of it. I do not pee in the floor. I also don't inspect other men to see what their problem is that causes them to miss. Do they not reach? |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| The 89th Key | Nov 3 2005, 09:08 AM Post #35 |
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I usually have a problem keeping it out of the water. |
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| kenny | Nov 3 2005, 09:09 AM Post #36 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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And the water is always sooo shallow! |
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| Optimistic | Nov 3 2005, 09:12 AM Post #37 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I guess I don't fully understand the mechanics of the urinal. What water? I thought it was just like an empty space? |
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| Larry | Nov 3 2005, 09:12 AM Post #38 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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I'm being serious. Why do so many men pee in the floor? I have a feeling only the ladies here can truly answer the question....... ![]() |
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| kenny | Nov 3 2005, 09:15 AM Post #39 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I don't thing anyone intentionally pees on the floor. Aim during the flow is not a problem. I think it the events at the start and at the end of the flow. Then there is the shaking factor. |
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| Larry | Nov 3 2005, 09:18 AM Post #40 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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It sounds to me then that most men have to pee "outwards" instead of straight down. Does that make sense? |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| kenny | Nov 3 2005, 09:23 AM Post #41 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Larry Maybe you need to stop hanging out where all the guys are drunk.
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| bachophile | Nov 3 2005, 09:24 AM Post #42 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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im more worried of the ladies who pee on the floor. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Fizzygirl | Nov 3 2005, 09:24 AM Post #43 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Living in a house full of men/boys is exactly enough reason why we shouldn't carpet our bathrooms! :rolleyes: Just saw this new smiley! Too cute!!
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| bachophile | Nov 3 2005, 09:26 AM Post #44 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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my favorites are peeing on a plane with turbulence..(the captain has lit the seat belt sign, kindly return to your seats) or on a heeling sailboat. u never know what ure going to hit, from the floor to the walls to the mirror over the sink. in these situations, better to sit. |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| jodi | Nov 3 2005, 09:28 AM Post #45 |
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AHAHAHAHA! ![]() I think when boys are are young, they just don't care about the aiming part. I think when men get older, either their vision is gone, or things just don't aim straight like they used to. And they get impatient and take a step back before they stick that thing back in the stable. That's all I can figure, anyway. I also think my old linoleum had a pattern that resembled pee drips, so I just didn't notice. This white tile shows everything. Jodi
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| Klotz | Nov 3 2005, 09:33 AM Post #46 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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I am very glad and pleased to see that this forum is becoming , once again, piano oriented, as in the old days of PW ! A well done job, kids ! My hat is off to you ! |
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| Larry | Nov 3 2005, 09:38 AM Post #47 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Don't you know? We're discussing Samicks........ ![]() |
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| Fish | Nov 3 2005, 11:02 AM Post #48 |
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Advanced Member
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I was feeling very frazzled after a hard day when I saw this thread. Who could read this thread and not be cheered?! I lurk here most days but don't post much - I guess I'm just not a very sociable person - but I wanted to say thanks everyone for making this such a great place. ~Andrea. |
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| jodi | Nov 3 2005, 11:13 AM Post #49 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Hi, Andrea! Welcome! jodi
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| Larry | Nov 3 2005, 11:20 AM Post #50 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Watch it. Andrea is really a Samick rep in disguise...... (just kidding you, Andrea) |
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Jodi (who would rather clean 10 horse stalls than her own bathroom)
Jodi

Too cute!!


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