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Question for the ladies...; (about smelly bodily liquids)
Topic Started: Nov 2 2005, 06:56 PM (1,436 Views)
pianojerome
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A girl once asked me, "If you're sitting on the toilet, pooping, and then you have to pee, do you have to stand up first?"


(The answer is "no," by the way.)


So, my question is:

Do girls have to sit down in order to pee? Or can you do it standing up? (Adam would be very upset if you girls could pee standing up... :wink:)
Sam
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Jack Frost
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I am so glad you asked that question. I mean, that is something I have always wanted to know but I have been so afraid to ask......

NOT

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Optimistic
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Wow, PJ, seriously? Do guys not know this info??

Any girl that I'VE ever know sits down to pee. As for our ability to pee standing up. . . I've never tried, but I can imagine that to make it turn out a success would require odd positioning of some sort.

MAN do I envy guys in their easy-pee capabilities! If you're caught in a "must pee out in the open" situation, you can do it so covertly. We have to bare all, and that squat position sure is awkward and rather unladylike :(
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Optimistic
Nov 2 2005, 08:47 PM

MAN do I envy guys in their easy-pee capabilities!

I think most guys would trade you for the multiple orgasms. :biggrin:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Riley
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ivorythumper
Nov 2 2005, 10:51 PM
Optimistic
Nov 2 2005, 08:47 PM

MAN do I envy guys in their easy-pee capabilities!

I think most guys would trade you for the multiple orgasms. :biggrin:

:lol: :lol:
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I heard tell of a lady(?) who would win bar bets by outdistancing the fellows who took her on.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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Optimistic
Nov 2 2005, 11:47 PM
Wow, PJ, seriously? Do guys not know this info??

Nah, I'm just joking around. :biggrin:

But I do think that girl was serious when she asked me and a friend of mine if we had to stand up in order to pee... :rolleyes:



Seriously, though, for a long time I thought girls peed out of their butts. (Which is why they would always sit down to pee.) I don't know if I asked someone about that once, and was laughed at for it, or if I just thought about it one day and realized that the urinary tract doesn't really go back there... :whome:
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Optimistic
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pianojerome
Nov 2 2005, 11:56 PM




Seriously, though, for a long time I thought girls peed out of their butts. (Which is why they would always sit down to pee.)

:spit:


Yes, we girls are quite the mystical creatures ^_^
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We shall not cease from exploration
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Seriously, though, for a long time I thought girls peed out of their butts


u mean they dont?

uh oh.
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TravelMate™ non-invasive urinary devices enable females to pee through the fly of their clothes while standing, ...

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html
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bachophile
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and where does the other end of the device go?
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Optimistic
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I'm sorry, but I just don't see how that creates anything but more mess and problems. . .
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George K
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So, the third time I blew out a disc in my back, I went to see an orthopedic surgeon. I saw this guy because I knew he didn't operate on backs, and he'd give me an unbiased, and not-self-serving opinion.

He said, follow my 3 step program for back pain:

"1) Do your back exercises"

"2) Whatever anti-inflammatory medication you're taking, take it around the clock, not just when you have pain."

"3) When you go to the bathroom to urinate, I want you to sit, not stand."

"How Come?"

"I don't want you lifting anything heavy!"

:leaving:
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jodi
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Nov 2 2005, 08:06 PM
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TravelMate™ non-invasive urinary devices enable females to pee through the fly of their clothes while standing, ...

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html

I had a friend who had one of these. So she could stand right next to her husband and pee on the same tree when they were out in the wild blue yonder. Hers looked more like an oblong funnel, with a bent spout. She said you have to make sure your really nestle it up in there (what a visual) so you don't get any overboard. She hung it around her neck when they were hiking. I never asked her how she got rid of the drips, though. Eeeewwww. Looks to me like it is just way easier to just drop your drawers and squat. What a visual. Eeeeewww.


:) Jodi
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JBryan
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She hung it around her neck?
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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bachophile
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can i post this in ron tuner's non piano instrument photos in WTF?

it looks like it could also be a flute.
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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Optimistic
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It almost looks like it could double as a whistle in case of a bear attack :whistle:
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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jodi
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JBryan
Nov 2 2005, 08:44 PM
She hung it around her neck?

Yes. It had a string on it just for that purpose! Eeewww.
:) Jodi
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pianojerome
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I was thinking it looks more like a kazoo.
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JBryan
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It looks like it is more suitable as a writing instrument than what men often use.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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jodi
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A few well placed holes, and it could double as a sprinkler.

:D Jodi
:) Jodi
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pianojerome
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jodi
Nov 3 2005, 12:47 AM
A few well placed holes, and it could double as a sprinkler.

:D Jodi

I'm going to sleep now. Good night!


:lol:
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Larry
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Seriously, though, for a long time I thought girls peed out of their butts.

I must say that I am speechless. I thought I'd heard it all.

I was *WRONG*!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

This entire thread was the wildest ride I've ever taken in a forum. I just don't know how to respond to it.

I must go now. I'm about to pee on myself....... I'm gonna go outside in the yard to do it. I must tell you though, Optomistic, there's no way I can do that covertly.....

But first I'm going to the kitchen and find that icing squeezer thingie. I want to see if I can make some kind of pee gadget like the neck kazoo......

:sombrero: Peeing out their butts........

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!

Of the Pokatwat Tribe

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Sorry PJ, I'm not laughing at you. I promise. But I have to ask......

is the peeing out the butt deal the reason some British folk call women birds?.......

:D :D
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kenny
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Oh My!
How could I have missed this thread.

:lol:

As long as we are asking embarrasing questions.
Having an decent excuse for ignorance of female anatomy, do women just sit down and pee or do you have to,,,,, hmm ,,,ahmmm,,,uuhhh,, spread anything?
Or is it a hands-free operation?
I guess you don't have to shake anything.

Guys only use paper for number two.
Same with girls?


Oh and do any of you ladies spit before you pee?
I swear a good 25% of men spit into the urinal before peeing.
I have no idea why.
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