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Adam and Eve; tee hee
Topic Started: Nov 2 2005, 06:38 PM (176 Views)
dolmansaxlil
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HOLY CARP!!!
This one is just too funny to put in the Bad Jokes thread...



Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, whom he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability".

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to, please oh please, oh please, let me have the ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the snow! Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..."

On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his micturition while in a vertical position. Adam was so happy that he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest to him, while laughing with delight all the while. It was so good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
:D
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sam
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apple
one of the angels
he had to pee
on the apple tree

:rolleyes2:
it behooves me to behold
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JBryan
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Then the snake showed up and she had multiple orgasms. We have to wonder who got the better end of the deal, so to speak.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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Freedom
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apple
Nov 2 2005, 08:15 PM
he had to pee
on the apple tree

:rolleyes2:

Your best poem yet apple! :thumb: :P

"A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident."

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