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Where's the outrage?!; ...black politician pelted with oreos.
Topic Started: Nov 2 2005, 11:24 AM (609 Views)
Wacki Iraqi
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Is it me or is it getting cool in here :?:
You're an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.........I just go one God further.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Horace
Nov 2 2005, 03:46 PM
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Nov 2 2005, 12:10 PM
Ever feel like contributing something meaningful, or...

[insert sarcastic response....now!]

Surely it must be obvious that he's far far too cool to be engaging the likes of you on a forum the likes of this one in any manner which would indicate a modicum of respect for the discussion or its participants. Only derisive displays of utter contempt are appropriate for one as cool as he when in correspondence with someone like you in a place like this. Don't you know he's British and also he has a girlfriend? Do you have any idea at all who you're talking to? Just be thankful he's not yet too cool to visit here at all. But when someone's as cool as he is, they usually know how to get even cooler, so eventually his coolness will exceed the limit for even visiting here. When his coolenss is no longer here you will miss it. Oh yes. You will miss it.

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George K
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Finally
Throwing symbolic foods is now being endorsed as a legitimate tactic, so let's sieze the moment and run with it.

So, let's think about what kinds of foods would make appropriate projectiles against certain leftist groups.

* For a Greenpeace rally, throw watermelons at them. Or watermelon-flavored candies, if you don't want to risk hurting them.

* At a gay rights rally, I recommend Twinkies or fresh fruit.

* When NOW or NARRAL gathers, bring melons. Preferably bitter ones.

* For moveon.org, who are still bitter about the Clinton impeachment, lemons.

* If Michael Moore shows up, pork products.

* If the unthinkable happens and Democratic Underground sponsors an event, mixed nuts are mandated.

The precedent has been established. The genie's out of the bottle. It's time to run with it.
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Nov 3 2005, 03:55 AM
Throwing symbolic foods is now being endorsed as a legitimate tactic, so let's sieze the moment and run with it.

So, let's think about what kinds of foods would make appropriate projectiles against certain leftist groups.

* For a Greenpeace rally, throw watermelons at them. Or watermelon-flavored candies, if you don't want to risk hurting them.

* At a gay rights rally, I recommend Twinkies or fresh fruit.

* When NOW or NARRAL gathers, bring melons. Preferably bitter ones.

* For moveon.org, who are still bitter about the Clinton impeachment, lemons.

* If Michael Moore shows up, pork products.

* If the unthinkable happens and Democratic Underground sponsors an event, mixed nuts are mandated.

The precedent has been established. The genie's out of the bottle. It's time to run with it.

Or when a dope arrives..............throw them a lifeline or a rubber ring.
You're an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.........I just go one God further.
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Horace... :lol:
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