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Ok, 89th..... I gave you a head start; Now let's see if we can get this thread
Topic Started: Nov 1 2005, 12:32 PM (2,588 Views)
Optimistic
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HOLY CARP!!!
Goats, go to hell.
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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kentcouncil
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"John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out
You can hear the people shout
There goes John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt!"

(da da da da da da da)

(Repeat until beer completely consumed)
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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***musical princess***
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Yeah - i sortof do - not really well.

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Freedom
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i could send you an mp3 of live performance (legal) of you want

"A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident."

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kentcouncil
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Freedom
Nov 1 2005, 05:09 PM
I just love her on the harpsichord! ! !

But she's most famous for her Bosie!
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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***musical princess***
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An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It’s a black fly in your chardonnay
It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn’t it ironic... don’t you think?

Chorus:
It’s like rain on your wedding day
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought... it figures

Mr. play it safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well isn’t this nice...
And isn’t it ironic... don’t you think?

Repeat chorus

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you’re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn’t it ironic... don’t you think?
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

Repeat chorus

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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x Caroline x
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
I bruise you
You bruise me
We both bruise too easily
Too easily to let it show
I love you and that's all I know

All my plans
Have fallen through
All my plans depend on you
Depend on you to help them grow
I love you and that's all I know

When the singer's gone
Let the song go on...

But the ending always comes at last
Endings always come too fast
They come too fast
But they pass to slow
I love you and that's all I know

When the singer's gone
Let the song go on
It's a fine line between the darkness and the dawn
They say in the darkest night, there's a light beyond

But the ending always comes at last
Endings always come too fast
They come too fast
But they pass to slow
I love you and that's all I know

That's all I know
That's all I know
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Freedom
Nov 1 2005, 10:13 PM
i could send you an mp3 of live performance (legal) of you want

Oooh - that would be wonderful.

^_^

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x Caroline x
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ZOOOOOM!
Jackhammers outside my window woke me up again today
And all the voices in my head well it's so hard to make them go away
looking for some new stimulation, but all of these things, they just never last
i know i have to move forward, but i keep holding on to the past
i just wanna be happy with the way things are
i just wanna look up at the sky at night, and appreciate the stars
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Hehe - this is so fun! And we're almost on page 10 :eek:

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***musical princess***
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Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?


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kentcouncil
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Sinnerman where you gonna run to
Sinnerman where you gonna run to
Where you gonna run to
All on that day?

Well I run to the rock
Please hide me I run to the rock
Please hide me I run to the rock
Please hide me Lord
All on that day.
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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caz, can you pm your e-mail address. :biggrin:

"A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident."

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I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again

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Optimistic
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HOLY CARP!!!
You're my blue sky
you're my sunny day.
Lord you know you make me high
when you turn your love my way
turn your love my way
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Melinda was mine
’til the time
That I found her
Holding jim
Loving him

Then sue came along
Loved me strong
That’s what I thought
Me and sue
But that died too

Don’t know that I will
But until I can find me
A girl who’ll stay
And won’t play games behind me
I’ll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man

I’ve had it to here
Bein’ where
Love’s a small world
Part-time thing
Paper ring

I know it’s been done
Having’ one
Girl who’ll love me
Right or wrong
Weak or strong

Don’t know that I will
But until I can find me
The girl who’ll stay
And won’t play games behind me
I’ll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!

Looking down the barrel of a gun
All the drinks are free and your x is gone
Another day in the sun has you all f***** up
Watch out this is gonna be good
Because Jay I can see it in your eyes
Theres somthing wrong with that disguise
As you devised, your mind would race
To that ever so destructive f****** place

Jay Frenzal broke our bus, he went and s**t he smashed our bus
In Detroit Michigan, with a 2 by 4 and a sh***y grin
Our bus, hey f*** face you owe us 500 bucks

I heard you say you're not my friend, I can't believe our friendship didn't end
When you leaned over to me and said "...Oh s**t here comes your bus driver he's pissed..."
And your on his s**t list-- A big redneck with a meth habit
And a large closed fist that's headed your way
Maybe you need a punch in the face...Jay

Jay Frenzal broke our bus, he went and s**t he smashed our bus
In Detroit Michigan, with a 2 by 4 and a s****y grin
Our bus, hey f*** face you owe us 500 bucks.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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kentcouncil
Fulla-Carp
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catches thieves
Just like flies
Look out!
Here comes the Spider-Man!
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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Kincaid
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Song for the Dumped

by Ben Folds Five

"So you wanted to take a break
Slow it down some and have some space
Well f** you too!

Give me my money back
Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
... and don't forget my black T-shirt

Wish I hadn't bought you dinner
Right before you dumped me on your front porch

Give me my money back
Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
... and don't forget my black T-shirt"


Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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ZOOOOOM!
GOOD one, Ivory!

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.

I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.

Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.

And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,
Believen' that the Lord was on their side,
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,
Believen' that we all were on their side.

Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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kentcouncil
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I was dancin' with my darlin' to the Tennessee Waltz
When an old friend I happened to see
I introduced her to my loved one
And while they were dancin'
My friend stole my sweetheart from me.
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
And all that jazz...

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HOLY CARP!!!
Aqua Letifer
Nov 1 2005, 02:18 PM
Looking down the barrel of a gun
All the drinks are free and your x is gone
Another day in the sun has you all f***** up
Watch out this is gonna be good
Because Jay I can see it in your eyes
Theres somthing wrong with that disguise
As you devised, your mind would race
To that ever so destructive f****** place

Jay Frenzal broke our bus, he went and s**t he smashed our bus
In Detroit Michigan, with a 2 by 4 and a sh***y grin
Our bus, hey f*** face you owe us 500 bucks

I heard you say you're not my friend, I can't believe our friendship didn't end
When you leaned over to me and said "...Oh s**t here comes your bus driver he's pissed..."
And your on his s**t list-- A big redneck with a meth habit
And a large closed fist that's headed your way
Maybe you need a punch in the face...Jay

Jay Frenzal broke our bus, he went and s**t he smashed our bus
In Detroit Michigan, with a 2 by 4 and a s****y grin
Our bus, hey f*** face you owe us 500 bucks.

Pray tell, where is this song from?
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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People try to put us d-down (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
People try to put us d-down (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Just because we get around (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Just because we get around (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (talkin’ ’bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby
This is my generation, baby

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Kincaid,

It's a Less Than Jake song. Obviously their least artistic. A friend of theirs destroyed their tour bus, so they got pissed and wrote a song about it to relieve the stress.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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