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Ok, 89th..... I gave you a head start; Now let's see if we can get this thread
Topic Started: Nov 1 2005, 12:32 PM (2,592 Views)
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don't mess with my poop chute...

zappa
Dead girls don't say no, but you still have to buy them flowers
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Luke's Dad
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You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and now you have, the facts of life, the facts of life!
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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***musical princess***
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kentcouncil
Nov 1 2005, 09:27 PM
(Apologies in advance if anyone is offended.)

"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a f****** genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. T***. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven.

I need a drink."

:sombrero:

What is that from?

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x Caroline x
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***musical princess***
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Just say you'll wait til Kingdom come.

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ok. i'm just lost now

"A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident."

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We come from the land of the ice and snow
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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kentcouncil
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"See my vest! See my vest! See my vest!"
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way


Born to be WILD!!!!

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Just what makes that little ol ant, think he can move that rubber tree plant......
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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***musical princess***
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The sun'll come out - tomorrow!

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Nov 1 2005, 04:31 PM
kentcouncil
Nov 1 2005, 09:27 PM
(Apologies in advance if anyone is offended.)

"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a f****** genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. T***. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven.

I need a drink."

:sombrero:

What is that from?

x

Scent of a Woman.

Watch it with me sometime. :wink:

(Unless you're going to slap my face again... :P )
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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I dunno how you do the things you do, i'm so in love with you.

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Optimistic
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You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Freedom
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look!!!! a walking cucumber

"A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident."

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***musical princess***
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kentcouncil
Nov 1 2005, 09:33 PM
***musical princess***
Nov 1 2005, 04:31 PM
kentcouncil
Nov 1 2005, 09:27 PM
(Apologies in advance if anyone is offended.)

"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a f****** genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. T***. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven.

I need a drink."

:sombrero:

What is that from?

x

Scent of a Woman.

Watch it with me sometime. :wink:

(Unless you're going to slap my face again... :P )

That depends on whether or not you're expecting to find heaven...?

;)

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x Caroline x
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OOOOOONCE...there was this GIRRRRRRRRRRL who;

wouldn't go and change with the GIRRRRRLS in the change room

http://www.threerollsandapretzel.blogspot.com
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Freedom
Nov 1 2005, 09:35 PM
look!!!! a walking cucumber

That sounds like a poor song!

:P

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Does anyone need another faulty shuttle
Blasting off to the moon, venus or mars?
Does anybody need another self-righteous rock singer
Whose nose he says has led him straight to God?
Does anyone need yet another blank skyscraper
If you're like me I'm sure a minor miracle will do
A flaming sword or maybe a gold ark floating up the Hudson
When you spit in the wind it comes right back at you
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Dona nobis pacem.
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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'look at me'

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Organic chemistry is the study of carbon compunds
biochemistry is the study of carbon compouds that crawl

"A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident."

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Optimistic
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Orlando Gibbons
Nov 1 2005, 05:35 PM
OOOOOONCE...there was this GIRRRRRRRRRRL who;

wouldn't go and change with the GIRRRRRLS in the change room

MMMMM MMMMM MMMM MMMM
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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Ground control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom:
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground control to Major Tom: Commencing countdown engine's on
Check ig-nition and may God's love be with you

This is ground control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear,
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is Major Tom to ground con-trol, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in the most peculiar way
And the stars look very difeerent today

For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

BRIDGE

Though I'm passed one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go,
tell my wife I love her very much she knows

Ground control to Major Tom:
Your circuit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you ...

Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

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Optimistic
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Can ya hear me Major Tom?
PHOTOS

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
- Mark Twain


We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
-T. S. Eliot
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John D'Oh
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He's washing dishes
And baby clothes
He's so ambitious
He even sews
But don't forget, folks
That's what you get, folks
For makin' whoopee.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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