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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 1 2005, 12:32 PM (2,581 Views) | |
| Luke's Dad | Nov 1 2005, 12:32 PM Post #1 |
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To 50 pages before yours! ![]() A new topic every 5 pages! We'll start with Movie Quotes! Mr. Enchanter has inspired me, we'll start with MP and the Holy Grail! And Go!!! We are the Knights what say Nikt! |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| John D'Oh | Nov 1 2005, 12:35 PM Post #2 |
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MAMIL
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Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| kentcouncil | Nov 1 2005, 12:36 PM Post #3 |
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Fulla-Carp
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LD, that quote is seriously f***** up right there, man. |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| John D'Oh | Nov 1 2005, 12:36 PM Post #4 |
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MAMIL
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What the Sam Hill film was that from? |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Riley | Nov 1 2005, 12:39 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and awhile you may miss it. |
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| tcmod | Nov 1 2005, 12:40 PM Post #6 |
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Senior Carp
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"king kong ain't got nothing on me" Training Day one of my all time favorites |
| Dead girls don't say no, but you still have to buy them flowers | |
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| apple | Nov 1 2005, 12:40 PM Post #7 |
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one of the angels
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the knoghts are the knights that ought they say nikt when they should have fought |
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| kentcouncil | Nov 1 2005, 12:41 PM Post #8 |
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Fulla-Carp
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You complete me. ( )
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 1 2005, 12:42 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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'This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not argue about who killed who.'![]() x |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 1 2005, 12:43 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt! Bedevere: A newt? Peasant: I got better. Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY! x |
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| Luke's Dad | Nov 1 2005, 12:43 PM Post #11 |
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Where's spellcheck when you need it! :lol:
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 1 2005, 12:43 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Peasant 1: Who's that there? Peasant 2: I don't know... Must be a king... Peasant 1: Why? Peasant 2: He hasn't got **** all over him. There's TOO MANY for me to write them all!!! But i'll keep going anyway! ![]() x |
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| apple | Nov 1 2005, 12:44 PM Post #13 |
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one of the angels
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Frank my dear, I don't give a damn |
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| JBryan | Nov 1 2005, 12:44 PM Post #14 |
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Exchange from Joe College: Joe Pesci: What door do I leave from? Gore Vidal: Here at Harvard we do not end our sentences with prepositions. Joe Pesci: In that case, what door do I leave from, asshole. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| kentcouncil | Nov 1 2005, 12:44 PM Post #15 |
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Fulla-Carp
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:lol: |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 1 2005, 12:44 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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'You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.' x |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 1 2005, 12:45 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Man - i've seen this film WAY too many times! x |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 1 2005, 12:46 PM Post #18 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Must be a king. What makes you say that? Well he hasn't got sh!t all over 'em. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 1 2005, 12:47 PM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It's a classic AL ![]() x |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 1 2005, 12:48 PM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You do realise there is no way this is EVER going to get to 50 pages. You lot aren't dedicated enough. x |
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| Luke's Dad | Nov 1 2005, 12:50 PM Post #21 |
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1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there? King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one! King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse? King Arthur: Yes! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts! King Arthur: What? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through... 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts? King Arthur: We found them. 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! King Arthur: What do you mean? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried. 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? King Arthur: Please! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right? |
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| Aqua Letifer | Nov 1 2005, 12:52 PM Post #22 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate by the masses, not from some fascicle aquatic ceremony! |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 1 2005, 12:53 PM Post #23 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Physics is to Math what Sex is to Masturbation x |
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| Optimistic | Nov 1 2005, 12:54 PM Post #24 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I am Jack's comPLETE lack of surprise. |
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PHOTOS I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up. - Mark Twain We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. -T. S. Eliot | |
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| ***musical princess*** | Nov 1 2005, 12:55 PM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." x |
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