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It's my thread and I'll bitch if I want to!; I'm so fed up with rude people...
Topic Started: Oct 31 2005, 12:17 PM (1,328 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I'm not married, no. But I do have an extremely gorgeous lady friend.

It was a joke, Quirt. You can spare us the vulgar and ignorant digs at Southern people. Or are you just pissed off because I have two options, but faced with the same situation your only option would be that she moved?

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Larry
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Klotz
Oct 31 2005, 03:15 PM
Larry
Nov 1 2005, 01:04 AM
Yes, I would say those things. I'm as polite as you'll ever meet, until I have to put up with foolishness.

You, sir, are a male chauvinist !

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Me?? NEVER, Sir!

I just like candy.......

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***musical princess***
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HOLY CARP!!!
Larry likes women too much to be a male chauvinist pig.

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Klotz
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Larry
Nov 1 2005, 01:20 AM
Me?? NEVER, Sir!

I just like candy.......

:baby:

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Larry
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Now that's what I call candy........

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QuirtEvans
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It was a joke, Quirt. You can spare us the vulgar and ignorant digs at Southern people.


Ah, so you aren't married. Didn't you announce your engagement? Didn't you tell us that her daughter approved? I always thought you called the person to whom you are engaged your fiance, not your girlfriend. [Edit -- or lady friend.]

As for me, I'm neither married nor engaged. I can assure you, however, that my girlfriend would not look kindly to me joking about shopping for dates in the supermarket or deliberately feeling up the cute customers.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Larry
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Ah, so you aren't married. Didn't you announce your engagement? Didn't you tell us that her daughter approved? I always thought you called the person to whom you are engaged your fiance, not your girlfriend. [Edit -- or lady friend.]

I'll call her whatever I damned well please.

As for me, I'm neither married nor engaged.

I'm not the least bit surprised.

I can assure you, however, that my girlfriend would not look kindly to me joking about shopping for dates in the supermarket or deliberately feeling up the cute customers.

I can assure you that any woman that would have you isn't a woman I'd have much in common with, therefore her lack of a sense of humor would be of no concern to me whatsoever. Mine on the other hand is smart enough to tell the difference between humor and reality.

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QuirtEvans
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I'll call her whatever I damned well please.


Aww, we seem to have hit a nerve there, Mr. Sensitive.
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Larry
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Not the one you might think. I just find it irritating to have to involve myself in a discussion with an idiot.

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OH NO!!!! Not the idiot word!!!!!!

You guys will fight over anything! :float:
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Klotz
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Nov 1 2005, 01:25 AM
Larry likes women too much to be a male chauvinist pig.


True ! He bought many houses for many of them....
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QuirtEvans
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You guys will fight over anything!


We're not fighting, Peggy. It takes two people to fight. I'm just enjoying tweaking him and watching him overreact in between answering the door for trick-or-treaters.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Larry
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I'm not overreacting at all. I'm just giving back what you started. But please do me a favor...... if you're going to "tweak" me try to be a little less of a twit at it. Get creative. Show us you can think. All you've shown us so far is why you're single, and why you can't get dates.

By the way.... I thought they weren't letting lonely old single men to give out any candy this year.
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Larry
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You've given me an idea, sQuirt. Instead of passing out candy, I'm going to go trick or treating myself. I'm going to go as the scariest ghoul I can think of.

I'm gonna go dressed as a lawyer...... my lady friend won't have to worry that I'm up to something I shouldn't be that way.....

Now, to get dressed..... Surely I've got a hundred dollar suit *somewhere* in the closet.....

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justme
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That's an idea. Halloween party next year at my house. You're all invited but you have to dress up as another forumite. Me? I'll dress up as ycul.
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George K
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Speaking of that grocery store (the one where I said I was "bisackual"):

I was there with my 20 year old daughter, who had put some makeup in the cart. As we checked out, the cashier said (holding up the makeup), "You know, they do animal testing with this makeup"

I had no choice, "Geez, I sure hope so! Better some bunnies rump (that's not the word I used) than my daughter's face!"

:tsktsk:

She didn't like that either.
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justme
Oct 31 2005, 04:23 PM
That's an idea. Halloween party next year at my house. You're all invited but you have to dress up as another forumite. Me? I'll dress up as ycul.

I could probably manage to come as Steve Miller.
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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Oct 31 2005, 08:35 PM

I could probably manage to come as Steve Miller.

:silly:
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I'm going to go as the scariest ghoul I can think of.

I'm gonna go dressed as a lawyer...... my lady friend won't have to worry that I'm up to something I shouldn't be that way.....

Now, to get dressed..... Surely I've got a hundred dollar suit *somewhere* in the closet.....


Nah, you can go as a pianoweasel. You already have the whiskers, the incisors, the morals, and the temperament.

It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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I said, "It doesn't matter, I'm bisackual."


that's perfect ... Just the type of thing I'm going to use in the future and claim I made it up.

Sorry...
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rkvs1
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From George---------
One time I was checking out, the clerk said to me, "Paper or Plastic?"

I said, "It doesn't matter, I'm bisackual."
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To which he replied, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to be more specific. Baggers can't be choosers"

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killjoy....
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Jack Frost
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Larry, are you still bashing lawyers. It is so incessant I can only conclude it stems from insecurity. Clearly lawyers intimidate you or you wouldn't need to lash out at them over and over and over....Really, nothing to be afraid of.

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Oct 31 2005, 01:35 PM
Plays, sounds like it's time to send improv to the grocery!

Reminds me of a former client who was driving on a fairly deserted part of Route 1, going up a hill, when someone comes up very close behind her, tailgates and honks because she is apparently going to slowly to suit him. Finally he has an opportunity to pass her and he does.

By that time, she is so angry that she then speeds up and tailgates him, honking. He taps his breaks (or at least makes the brake lights blink), and she slams on the brakes to avoid hitting him, causing her car to fishtail, leave the road, roll over twice, and come to a stop against some trees.

Fortuantely, she walked away from the accident. The guy in the other car, who was from out of state, never stopped, although he must have seen in his mirror what happened. He probably to this day has no idea whether she survived.

jf

Kind of like the night I was driving home on a rural road near our house. I was moving along ad a decent rate of speed, but it wasn't fast enough for a teenaged kid doming up behind me. he passed me, going up a slight hill, and on a curve, like I was standing still. I just shook my head; I couldn't believe how recklessly this guy was driving.

He apparently didn't realize that just a half mile ahead, this road T's into another road, and directly across from the dead end is a 6 foot high stone wall surrounding the township cemetery. Not aligned with the T, but sort of dog-legged, is an entrance drive, lined by the stone walls, that goes up the hillside and into the cemetery.

A few moments later, I got to the T, and the kid that was in such a hurry had just slammed into the stone wall. Apparently, he saw the wall at the last moment and tried to negotiate the dogleg and either turn onto the intersecting road, or up into the cemetery drive, but he didn't make it. He plowed into the stone wall at a pretty good rate of speed.

He was unconscious when I went over to the car. Another guy stopped and we called for an ambulance. The underside of the car started to burn before the medics arrived, and although we didn't want to move him & possibly hurt him more, we started trying to get the door opened to free him. About this time, the kid started coming to, and screaming bloody murder. The fire department got there just in time, as the car was starting to burn pretty rapidly. They started to put out the fire while the medics moved in to get the kid out. As two of them hoisted him up from under his arms between them & carried him over to the ambulance, his feet dragged on the roadway - turned backward.

Stupid people.


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rkvs1
Oct 31 2005, 10:06 PM
From George---------
One time I was checking out, the clerk said to me, "Paper or Plastic?"

I said, "It doesn't matter, I'm bisackual."
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To which he replied, "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to be more specific. Baggers can't be choosers"

Man, that is good!

jf

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