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Proof there is no God?
Topic Started: Oct 31 2005, 05:15 AM (1,553 Views)
Andy
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Tim the Enchanter
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Homer's trite and meaningless tales of sailing in a boat is nothing compared to the legendary search for the Holy Grail!

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The women were the sirens, who enchanted by their song


See, I would think that too, but the sirens didn't change Odysseus or any of his crew into animals (or so I think?). Circe's the one who up and transmuted the lot of them into beasts.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Maybe it just combined those two scenes into one.
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Aqua Letifer
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I suppose. I mean, it was a purty loose adaptation anyways.

Oh well. Potato Potato. Still awesome!
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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Oct 31 2005, 07:54 AM
Mikhailoh
Oct 31 2005, 07:49 AM

I won't even get in a hot tub I did not install myself.

What if there were some super hot babes in there and were begging you to jump in.....huh?! Come on you know you would! :biggrin:


Of course, there is also the fact that electrocution would be far preferable to what Janet would do to me caught in said situation... :tsktsk:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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AlbertaCrude
Oct 31 2005, 08:48 AM
kenny
Oct 31 2005, 08:15 AM
Larry
Oct 31 2005, 08:14 AM
Rick Zimmer
Oct 31 2005, 08:08 AM
The 89th Key
Oct 31 2005, 07:06 AM
Kenny, I honestly urge you to explore Christianity. You have so many misconceptions surrounding it, that it's sad.

89th. I honestly urge you to explore Christianity. You have so many misconceptions surrounding it, that it's sad.

Rick, I honestly urge you to explore Christianity. You have so many misconceptions surrounding it, that it's sad.

Larry, I honestly urge you to explore Christianity. You have so many misconceptions surrounding it, that it's sad.

And I honestly implore everyone to explore safety standards before handling electrical power sources and equipment. There is a lesson to be learned from this newsworthy parable.


Ladies and gentlemen.. I present to you, AC's post, which IMO is THE bottom line here.

Well done, Northern Neighbor. :clap:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Mikhailoh
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Nov 1 2005, 10:00 AM
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Nov 1 2005, 05:56 PM
I loved the river baptismal scene in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou".

That was the single poorest film i've ever seen in my life. I went to see it with a few friends a few years back for someone's brithday and it got so boring we ended up having a natcho fight with the people sitting near the front (it was a faairl empty cinema and everyone found us more amusing than the film :P )

x


I know I'm a day late and a dollar short here, but MP.. I think you needed to be pretty up on both classic literature AND the early 20th century American south to adore that movie the way I do. SO funny the Coen brothers are.
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Salesman: I can get the part from Bristol. It'll take two weeks, here's your pomade.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Two weeks? That don't do me no good.
Salesman: Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Salesman: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Salesman: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
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Ulysses Everett McGill: The treasure is still there boys, believe me.
Delmar O'Donnell: But how'd he know about the treasure?
Ulysses Everett McGill: I don't know Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...
Pete: He said we wouldn't get get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our ob-stac-les.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well what the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man?
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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Pete: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.
Pete: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.
[Everett and Pete look at Delmar for the deciding vote]
Delmar O'Donnell: Okay... I'm with you fellas.
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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ivorythumper
Nov 1 2005, 09:56 AM
I loved the river baptismal scene in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou".

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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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Delmar has the toad in his lap. He whimpers as he pets it.

Everett hesitantly offers:

EVERETT
...I'm not sure that's Pete.

DELMAR

Course it's Pete! Look at 'im!

The frog croaks.

and for Tim the enchanter, the parallel...

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.


ahh, the eternal spiritual connection betwen reptile and man....

yes i agree, brother was a maginificent work.

although my personal preference for masterworks is the big lebowski.
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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