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Finally!!; ...a REAL woman!
Topic Started: Jul 27 2005, 12:31 PM (395 Views)
The 89th Key
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm

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Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
I knew it was only a matter of time!

[EDIT] that was not meant to be a reply to the words "real woman". It was meant to communicate that I knew it was only a matter of time until robots looked and responded like a human being.[/EDIT]
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NAK-1.0
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i took some oreos and peeled off the filling and ground up the cookies and mixed the filling and the cookies into a bowl of ice cream and ate it
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Jul 27 2005, 01:23 PM
i took some oreos and peeled off the filling and ground up the cookies and mixed the filling and the cookies into a bowl of ice cream and ate it

how did you peel the filling -- with your teeth?
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NAK-1.0
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A knife. :whome: I wanted to save it for the ice cream. (Besides, what would my parents think if they came into the kitchen while I was spitting some white, oozing liquid into a bowl? :eek:)
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The Japanese version of the Stepford Wives! :rolleyes:
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Jul 27 2005, 01:46 PM
A knife. :whome: I wanted to save it for the ice cream. (Besides, what would my parents think if they came into the kitchen while I was spitting some white, oozing liquid into a bowl? :eek:)

I dunno what they might think. What did they say the last time? :D
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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NAK-1.0
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I was going to make a witty retort, but I was laughing too hard! :lol2: :D
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
Hmmm.....

Is it possible for science and technology to go too far?

I would really hate to someday see robots that look, act, and think exactly like humans.
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Mark
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HOLY CARP!!!
One More Robot / Sympathy 3000-21

Unit three thousand twenty one is warning
Makes a humming sound - when its circuits
Duplicate emotions - and a sense of coldness detaches
As it tries to comfort your sadness -

One more robot learns to be something more than
A machine - when it tries the way it does - make it seem
Like it can love -
Cause it's hard to say what's real - when you know the
Why you feel - is it wrong to think it's love
When it tries the way it does...

Feeling a synthetic kind of love
Dreaming a sympathetic wish -
As the lights blink faster and brighter -

One more robot learns to be something more than
A machine - when it tries the way it does - make it seem
Like it can love -
Cause it's hard to say what's real - when you know the
Why you feel - is it wrong to think it's love
When it tries the way it does...
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JBryan
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Is it inflatable?
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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JBryan,
Why, do you need a liferaft? :confused:



From a song, "Rubber Dolly", a Memphis radio station used to play:

"Whenever I feel the need to hump, all I need is my girl and a bicycle pump."

There were several verses
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JBryan,
Why, do you need a liferaft? :confused:


Only when I am travelling abroad.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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kenny
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Creepy!

Twilight Zone Music:

do do do do

do do do do

This may replace those reverse-ATM machines at Home Depot that are replacing human cashiers.
I never thought I would see that.
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JBryan
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Perhaps we will see new machines at houses of ill repute.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
JBryan
Jul 27 2005, 08:38 PM
Perhaps we will see new machines at houses of ill repute.

Perhaps this is more of a threat to the institution of marriage than I am.

Remember the movie, The Stepford Wives?

Of course they will still need some real women, just to make more men. :hair:
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I strongly enjoy those reverse-ATMs at the grocery stores! :D
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Did you see the hands on that thing? Not realistic enough yet.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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