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| Finally!!; ...a REAL woman! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 27 2005, 12:31 PM (395 Views) | |
| The 89th Key | Jul 27 2005, 12:31 PM Post #1 |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm
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| Mark | Jul 27 2005, 12:37 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I knew it was only a matter of time! [EDIT] that was not meant to be a reply to the words "real woman". It was meant to communicate that I knew it was only a matter of time until robots looked and responded like a human being.[/EDIT] |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| NAK-1.0 | Jul 27 2005, 01:23 PM Post #3 |
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Senior Carp
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i took some oreos and peeled off the filling and ground up the cookies and mixed the filling and the cookies into a bowl of ice cream and ate it |
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| ivorythumper | Jul 27 2005, 01:44 PM Post #4 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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how did you peel the filling -- with your teeth? |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| NAK-1.0 | Jul 27 2005, 01:46 PM Post #5 |
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Senior Carp
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A knife. I wanted to save it for the ice cream. (Besides, what would my parents think if they came into the kitchen while I was spitting some white, oozing liquid into a bowl? :eek:)
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| Fizzygirl | Jul 27 2005, 01:47 PM Post #6 |
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Fulla-Carp
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The Japanese version of the Stepford Wives! :rolleyes: |
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| ivorythumper | Jul 27 2005, 01:48 PM Post #7 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I dunno what they might think. What did they say the last time?
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| NAK-1.0 | Jul 27 2005, 01:52 PM Post #8 |
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Senior Carp
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I was going to make a witty retort, but I was laughing too hard!
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| pianojerome | Jul 27 2005, 04:47 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hmmm..... Is it possible for science and technology to go too far? I would really hate to someday see robots that look, act, and think exactly like humans. |
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| Mark | Jul 27 2005, 05:50 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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One More Robot / Sympathy 3000-21 Unit three thousand twenty one is warning Makes a humming sound - when its circuits Duplicate emotions - and a sense of coldness detaches As it tries to comfort your sadness - One more robot learns to be something more than A machine - when it tries the way it does - make it seem Like it can love - Cause it's hard to say what's real - when you know the Why you feel - is it wrong to think it's love When it tries the way it does... Feeling a synthetic kind of love Dreaming a sympathetic wish - As the lights blink faster and brighter - One more robot learns to be something more than A machine - when it tries the way it does - make it seem Like it can love - Cause it's hard to say what's real - when you know the Why you feel - is it wrong to think it's love When it tries the way it does... |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| JBryan | Jul 27 2005, 06:59 PM Post #11 |
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I am the grey one
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Is it inflatable? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| CHAS | Jul 27 2005, 07:19 PM Post #12 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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JBryan, Why, do you need a liferaft? From a song, "Rubber Dolly", a Memphis radio station used to play: "Whenever I feel the need to hump, all I need is my girl and a bicycle pump." There were several verses |
| "You want to be Nice, or you want to be Effective? Make the law or be subject to it?"-Roy Cohn | |
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| JBryan | Jul 27 2005, 07:36 PM Post #13 |
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I am the grey one
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Only when I am travelling abroad. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| The 89th Key | Jul 27 2005, 08:15 PM Post #14 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| kenny | Jul 27 2005, 08:31 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Creepy! Twilight Zone Music: do do do do do do do do This may replace those reverse-ATM machines at Home Depot that are replacing human cashiers. I never thought I would see that. |
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| JBryan | Jul 27 2005, 08:38 PM Post #16 |
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I am the grey one
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Perhaps we will see new machines at houses of ill repute. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| kenny | Jul 27 2005, 08:41 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Perhaps this is more of a threat to the institution of marriage than I am. Remember the movie, The Stepford Wives? Of course they will still need some real women, just to make more men.
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| The 89th Key | Jul 28 2005, 04:10 AM Post #18 |
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I strongly enjoy those reverse-ATMs at the grocery stores!
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| Luke's Dad | Jul 28 2005, 05:10 AM Post #19 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Did you see the hands on that thing? Not realistic enough yet. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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I wanted to save it for the ice cream. (Besides, what would my parents think if they came into the kitchen while I was spitting some white, oozing liquid into a bowl? :eek:)



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