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Guys with big boobs should wear bras
Topic Started: Jul 27 2005, 06:30 AM (993 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Mark
Jul 27 2005, 01:09 PM
Excellent question Larry!

Isn't it?...

I mean really.... just the other night I saw a program on the marriage customs of a particular tribe in some wild rain forest area of Indonesia. Boobs hanging out all over the place. Heck.... some of them had some pretty nice looking boobies....
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FrankM
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Next round is on you!


Ok now I'll reveal how really dense I am. Where do you people get all those great smilies? Do you google for thjem or are there some well known sites?
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FrankM
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NAK,

Quite true in general. As far as practical jokes are concerned, most of my friends (not meaning our (my wife's and my) friends) are quite irreverent practical jokers. Some of it might appear juvenile to straight-laced types like Larry, but we have fun doing it. It's great catharsis for us.
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NAK-1.0
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Agreed. Practical jokes are awesome. One of my favorite gags is where you find someone lying on their stomach, and put a full cup of some colorful liquid on their back/shoulder. They can't move. :D
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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
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FrankM
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I like that one, NAK. (pj stole my evil smilie ....guess not.)

Some of the old standby's are still good, like short-sheeting and some others I won't mention here, but one involves cellophane.
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NAK-1.0
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That's what PM boxes are for. :D


(Waiting....)
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FrankM
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OK, PM soon.
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tcmod
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I like to show people how hair can bleed. Pluck a nice long strand, place it in a white bowl, easier to see the blood, filled with water. Cut the hair with a knife and get your "friends" to take a close look for the tiny bit of blood that will come out. when they lean into examine the hair, splash your hand in the bowl and soak 'em!! :biggrin:
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kenny
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tcmod
Jul 27 2005, 01:45 PM
I like to show people how hair can bleed. Pluck a nice long strand, place it in a white bowl, easier to see the blood, filled with water. Cut the hair with a knife and get your "friends" to take a close look for the tiny bit of blood that will come out. when they lean into examine the hair, splash your hand in the bowl and soak 'em!! :biggrin:

ROTFLMAO

Good one!
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NAK-1.0
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tcmod, that's like the one I pulled on my brother with the "heating butter".

"Hey, Myles! This is so weird! Put your hand over this butter and it feels warm!"
"Really? Let me see!"
*SPLAT*

:D
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FrankM
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tc,

love it!
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ivorythumper
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I know one involving two gallons of ice cream, a roll of duct tape, a watermelon, a shot gun, and six pygmies -- but it's illegal in all states except California.
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FrankM
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what I really love is seeing my name constantly showing up under this thread in the listings. :rolleyes:
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FrankM
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Ivory,

:D :D :D

Did you just make that up?
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FrankM
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BTW, NAK, PM sent
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tcmod
Jul 27 2005, 04:45 PM
I like to show people how hair can bleed. Pluck a nice long strand, place it in a white bowl, easier to see the blood, filled with water. Cut the hair with a knife and get your "friends" to take a close look for the tiny bit of blood that will come out. when they lean into examine the hair, splash your hand in the bowl and soak 'em!! :biggrin:

hahahahahahahaha

I would have fallen for that one! :rolleyes:
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NAK-1.0
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Got it!
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he he.. used to be in major practical joke wars with my Italian friends.. They'd lift my car and set it on railroad ties so the wheels would hang down.. They stole all my clothes from my apartment and replaced them with male clothes... that was a stupid double trick on someone else... they always snuck alchohol into my drinks.. they listed my house on the market with an agent... changed my phone number and made it unlisted... they cut held me down and cut my hair...they'd have me in tears...

i'd forgive them everytime with their heartfelt promises

I never did anything to them :D
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FrankM
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they always snuck alchohol into my drinks


Sounds to me like that might have had ulterior purposes. :cool2:
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FrankM
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What about the one where you call several pizza parlours to deliver pizza to the same address, preferably one where you can observe the results. Please understand I'm talking about stuff I did when I was 13 and 14.
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Some of it might appear juvenile to straight-laced types like Larry, but we have fun doing it. It's great catharsis for us.

Straight laced?...... hehe.....

You guys are tame. Here's a *real* practical joke for you....

When I was in high school, my cousin and I rigged his car (with the help of his auto mechanic father) with a car battery that was wired up to the front bumper. If you threw a switch mounted on the dash, the front bumper would shock you. If you pulled the car up to another one so the bumpers touched, then anything you touched on the other car would shock you....

We had a lot of fun with that one.....

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FrankM
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I'm starting to think yhabpo might be right about you Larry.

(posted at the dubious expense of having my name once more show up in the listings under Guys with big boobs :rolleyes: )
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HOLY CARP!!!
FrankM
Jul 27 2005, 06:04 PM
What about the one where you call several pizza parlours to deliver pizza to the same address, preferably one where you can observe the results. Please understand I'm talking about stuff I did when I was 13 and 14.

:P
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How about the practical joke where you toss a hand grenade to a guy taking a shower? Haha!
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