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How much is a Clinton worth?; ...40 goats? 20 cows?
Topic Started: Jul 26 2005, 03:22 PM (341 Views)
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Nah....not that much. :P

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Fizzygirl
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I see that Hillary received high kudos as well! She is a strong woman. I wonder what Chelsea thought about that very generous offer? I guess we will never know!
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"Closest I'll ever get to getting a guy. I guess there's always the lezbo-option." :sombrero:
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I don't care what a Clinton goes for. I'm more curious what the going rate in Kenya is for a Lewinsky.


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Oh don't Togo there. :P
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Dwain Lee
Jul 26 2005, 06:36 PM
I don't care what a Clinton goes for. I'm more curious what the going rate in Kenya is for a Lewinsky.


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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

"Mr Chepkurgor also said he was also impressed by Mr Clinton's wife, Hillary, for standing by Mr Clinton during the Monica Lewinksy scandal.

He said Mrs Clinton acted like a "like an African woman".


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I guess african women stand by their men no matter what!
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When I first went to Israel as a teenager, one day while eating alone in an Arabic restaurant in Nazareth, I attracted the favorable attentions of a man - I think the restaurant owner. WIthout much preamble he asked me how much my father wanted for me.

I said (taken aback, and briefly mulling over my coming college tuition): "a lot".
I thought he would leave me alone. No, we wanted to know specifics.
He pestered me.
Finally, giving up on enjoying my meal (I remember it was lamb cooked in tahini), I said stone faced - "ten camels".

At that he shook his head, saddened. Too much. Couldn't swing it.

I completely forget to mention it to my father later, just realized! I wonder how much ten camels would cost...Good thing I outpriced him, I guess, or he might have wanted to
pursue it more concretely.
don't think ten camels could be that much, now that I try to figure. Hmmm. Wonder if the great god Google will know. Funny thing too is I have never seen a camel in Israel. You'd have thought he'd have figured out I was bluffing.

(Boy, that WAS a while back. I would never dream of eating in Nazareth now, much less advising a teenage girl to go there alone...Not to mention that I'd be lucky to have depreciated to a single camel at this late date :sad: )


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I dunno, Amanda. You've heard what they say, "I'd walk a mile for a camel..." :D :D
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
If it was a choice between Hillary or Chelsea either one or a camel,

I'd take the camel.....
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Nina
Jul 26 2005, 08:09 PM
I dunno, Amanda. You've heard what they say, "I'd walk a mile for a camel..." :D :D

I've also heard that 9 out of 10 men who try Camels, still prefer women....
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
I've also heard that 9 out of 10 men who try Camels, still prefer women....


Which is why, in this particular instance, I'd prefer the camel......
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Larry
Jul 26 2005, 09:50 PM
If it was a choice between Hillary or Chelsea either one or a camel,

I'd take the camel.....

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I'd take a Camel cigarette too :rolleyes2:
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Larry
Jul 27 2005, 09:56 AM
I've also heard that 9 out of 10 men who try Camels, still prefer women....


Which is why, in this particular instance, I'd prefer the camel......

One hump or two? :eek:
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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