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Off color joke of the day.
Topic Started: Jul 25 2005, 04:44 AM (235 Views)
Phlebas
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A mother had triplet daughters and, sure enough, they all got married the same day. On their wedding night, mom tells each one to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to use code to let the mother know how their love lives are going.
Two days later the letters start to arrive from the various honeymoon spots.
The first one has the simple message: "Maxwell House Coffee". The mother looks at her can of Maxwell House coffee reads, "Good to the last drop..." Mother is very happy.
The next day she gets the second letter. It reads: "Benson & Hedges". So the mother looks at her pack of Benson & Hedges cigarettes and it says, "Extra Long, King Size". And the mother is happy.
But she waits and waits for the third letter. It finally arrives after three weeks and has the message: "British Airways". Mother looks through magazine and newspapers for a British Airways ad, and she finally finds one. The ad read:
"Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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Fizzygirl
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Hmmmmm sounds like the color red to me! :wink: :lol2:
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor


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pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sounds kind of painful, actually. :crazy:
Sam
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LadyElton
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I hope she has the stamina. :whome:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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