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Is there baseball in Heaven?; (joke)
Topic Started: Jul 22 2005, 10:56 AM (138 Views)
pianojerome
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HOLY CARP!!!
Two retired baseball players are sitting in the nursing home, rocking in their rocking chairs, pining for their youth.

One says to the other, "Hey Bob, do you think there's baseball in Heaven?"

"I don't know," replies Bob. "I'll tell you what. Whichever one of us dies first should come back and tell the other if there is baseball in Heaven or not."

They shake on, and a couple days later, one of them dies.


A few nights after the funeral, the dead guy comes back as a ghost and wakes up his friend at 2:00 in the morning.

"Hey, Bob. I've got good news and bad news."

"Well, what's the good news?"

"The good news is that there's baseball in Heaven."

"And the bad?"

"You're pitching on Saturday."
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Fizzygirl
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Cute! :lol2:
I'm gonna send this to my 80 year old father-in-law.
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