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Alert Level Raised in France
Topic Started: Jul 22 2005, 10:03 AM (196 Views)
Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
The current joke making its way around the office:


Alert Level Raised In France

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."

The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of France's white flag factories, disabling their military.


The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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The 89th Key
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HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
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big al
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Fizzygirl
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That explains why they all run around going wee wee. :rolleyes:
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor


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FrankM
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Just copied and e-mailed this out on one of the usual distribution lists. I, like I'm sure others here, get some real corkers via such distributions. Maybe i'll start posting some of them here now and then.
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Phlebas
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Actually, I heard Chirac was voted out in favor of Jerry Lewis.

Chirac's last words in office: "Apres moi, le Buffoon!"
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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FrankM
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Phlebas wrote:

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Actually, I heard Chirac was voted out in favor of Jerry Lewis.


… and let’s not forget their singular support for another example of high art in Western civilization: mime
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