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Woman's prayer/Man's prayer
Topic Started: Jun 24 2005, 05:54 PM (144 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
WOMAN'S PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who is handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.


MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.

Amen.
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
:woot: :lol:

I heard this before but you cleaned it up Larry.
The woman had no teeth.

:doh:
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
A gummie!!!

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