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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 24 2005, 05:54 PM (144 Views) | |
| Larry | Jun 24 2005, 05:54 PM Post #1 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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WOMAN'S PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who is handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. MAN'S PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen. |
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| kenny | Jun 24 2005, 06:33 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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:lol:I heard this before but you cleaned it up Larry. The woman had no teeth.
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| Larry | Jun 24 2005, 06:53 PM Post #3 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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A gummie!!!
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