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| Hey! Ewe!; Sheep & Sorcery | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 23 2005, 10:07 AM (301 Views) | |
| Jolly | Jun 23 2005, 10:07 AM Post #1 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Crim...1724742,00.html |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| ivorythumper | Jun 23 2005, 11:29 AM Post #2 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Not that there's anything wrong with that... --Jerry Seinfeld :rolleyes: |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| apple | Jun 23 2005, 11:41 AM Post #3 |
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one of the angels
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guess it's kind of like claiming insanity |
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| big al | Jun 23 2005, 11:43 AM Post #4 |
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Bull-Carp
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Ah, yes. The old sheepherder's blue plate special. A ham on rye and a piece of ewe. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jun 23 2005, 12:20 PM Post #5 |
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Emperor Pengin
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I want to be loved by ewe, just ewe and nobody else but ewe..... |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jun 23 2005, 12:23 PM Post #6 |
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Emperor Pengin
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When interviewed, his children made the following joint statement: "That's just dahahahahd being dahahahahd" |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Jolly | Jun 23 2005, 12:24 PM Post #7 |
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Well, it wasn't too bad, I guess....he did wear a condom... |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Chris Aher | Jun 23 2005, 12:25 PM Post #8 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Then there's the old story of the fellow walking down the country road and spots this activity going on in a pasture. He goes up to the farm house to inform the farmer. A teenager answers the dorr, listens to the story and says "Don't worry. Thats my Daaa-aaa-aad"
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Regards, Chris | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jun 23 2005, 12:25 PM Post #9 |
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Wonder if it was sheepskin? |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Chris Aher | Jun 23 2005, 12:27 PM Post #10 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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LD, Great minds think alike!
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Regards, Chris | |
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| markallen | Jun 23 2005, 12:28 PM Post #11 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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“He was then tied to a tree stump for five hours before being frog-marched naked with the violated ovine in tow to a police station where he confessed to several acts of bestiality he blamed on the devil, they said.” Wouldn’t it be nice if we could do this with the captured Iraqi terrorists? |
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| Luke's Dad | Jun 23 2005, 12:38 PM Post #12 |
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To quote an old friend of mine, "Women, you can't live with them, and sheep can't cook!" |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jun 23 2005, 05:03 PM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You have no idea how tempted I am to tell a REALLY crass joke... |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jun 23 2005, 05:20 PM Post #14 |
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How tempted are you? |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| KlavierBauer | Jun 23 2005, 05:23 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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..... you know how you can spot someone from Wyoming dontcha? ... from the wool stuck in the zipper |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jun 23 2005, 05:50 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Don't tempt me LD - it's REALLY crass! |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| ivorythumper | Jun 23 2005, 05:55 PM Post #17 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Now you're the one tempting and teasing us! PM it to me at least! |
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| big al | Jun 23 2005, 06:36 PM Post #18 |
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Bull-Carp
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Me too! Me too, Dol! LD & IT can't have all the fun. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| Larry | Jun 23 2005, 07:05 PM Post #19 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Saturday Night Live skit, playing off the Budweiser "This Bud's for you" ad slogan.... Redneck walks out in front of the camera holding a sheep under his arm and says.... "This ewe's for Bud"....... |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jun 23 2005, 07:29 PM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Big Al, LD and IT - PMs for you!
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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