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What is Male Orgasm like?
Topic Started: Jun 21 2005, 12:02 PM (1,016 Views)
Fizzygirl
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To quote Kenny's questions, but switching female for male.

"I know what a female orgasm is like.
What is it like for a man?
Can anyone describe it for me?
Is it similar to the sensation women feel?
Does it last longer?
Is it felt all over the body, or only down there?

This is not a naughty thread; these are medical questions."
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor


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ivorythumper
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It's pretty good: on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 10.

(intentionally understated)
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This is as close an example as I can get...hopefully the women here can empathize with this situation:

Have you ever been in a movie theater or in car during a really long trip and you had to go to the bathroom? I'm talkin you just passed a rest stop and you have to wait for an HOUR for the next one and you are just dying to go, and after that very long hour you make it to the next rest stop and you can barely get out of the car and walk, but you manage to make it to the bathroom.

The first sense of relief you get when you finally are doing your thing...which lasts for quite a few seconds, the pure ecstasy you feel, thinking to yourself "this is the best feeling I could ever have"...it's that sense of pure ecstasy and relief that just tops anything in the world.

...and then you feel really tired afterwards. :whome:

Sorry, that was the best example I could think of...

We're all adults here, so do you guys agree?
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bachophile
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89th u r not married, how would u know?
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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NAK-1.0
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First off, I can guarantee they are much shorter than a woman's, much easier to pull off, and the sensation is pretty much confined to your member. Nothing exciting.
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bachophile
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in shogun, by james clavell, its described as "the moment of the clouds and rain"

i think thats an apt description.
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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kenny
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Fizzy
May I call you Fizz?
What say ya come over tonite?

I'll pour you a glass of fine Chardonnay in chilled crystal.
You can sit on the couch and put your feet up while I play soothing Chopin Nocutrnes for you on my piano.
Then it's on to the finest restaurant in town. . . .

Opps,
I forgot; I'z gay.

About the male orgasm, I can't tell ya.
Guys don't talk.
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bachophile
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NAK,

"pull off?"
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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bachophile
Jun 21 2005, 04:12 PM
89th u r not married, how would u know?

There are MANY ways I would (and do) know, bach. Would you like more details? :whistle:
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bachophile
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sure, clue me in
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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Sorry, this site is PG-13. ;)
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bachophile
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a pity
"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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Jolly
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johnmoonlight
Jun 21 2005, 12:18 PM
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Blood vessels or wires?
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KlavierBauer
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LOL johnny!


To the *ahhem* young men in this thread.... you seem to be speaking from "single handed" experience (pun entirely intended).

You realize don't you that the "real thing" is entirely different.
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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Johnny...
for a young pup like me tis a bit more like:
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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KlavierBauer
Jun 21 2005, 01:28 PM
LOL johnny!


To the *ahhem* young men in this thread.... you seem to be speaking from "single handed" experience (pun entirely intended).

You realize don't you that the "real thing" is entirely different.


Not from experience, obviously.
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JBryan
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The fireball is a nice touch but seems a bit dangerous.
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There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
bachophile
Jun 21 2005, 12:12 PM
89th u r not married, how would u know?

You're not getting moralistic on us in your old age, are you? :rolleyes:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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89th u r not married, how would u know?


I was going to ask the same question of IT....
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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NAK
Jun 21 2005, 04:30 PM
KlavierBauer
Jun 21 2005, 01:28 PM
LOL johnny!


To the *ahhem* young men in this thread.... you seem to be speaking from "single handed" experience (pun entirely intended).

You realize don't you that the "real thing" is entirely different.


Not from experience, obviously.

Ditto.
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Jolly
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KlavierBauer
Jun 21 2005, 12:29 PM
Johnny...
for a young pup like me tis a bit more like:
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Might be a touch hard on the uterus....
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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johnmoonlight
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Not to mention, the ol' boys might implode from the outgoing force!
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