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New Yorker Magazine Caption Contest
Topic Started: Jun 20 2005, 05:36 PM (266 Views)
Fizzygirl
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Here's the latest cartoon looking for a caption.

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Try your luck! You can enter here.
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Jun 20 2005, 09:36 PM
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Fizzygirl
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"The next thing I knew, I was on the set of Jumanji!"
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Fizzygirl
Jun 20 2005, 09:42 PM
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"Hi, I'm cat man the less popular of me ad my sister."

My little sister, Elena, made this one up. When you read think of cat woman as his siter. Tell me what you think, isn't she brilliantly funny? I know, she is!
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pianojerome
Jun 20 2005, 09:47 PM
Fizzygirl
Jun 20 2005, 09:42 PM
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"Hi, I'm cat man the less popular of me ad my sister."

My little sister, Elena, made this one up. When you read think of cat woman as his siter. Tell me what you think, isn't she brilliantly funny? I know, she is!

:rolleyes:

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Nice to meet you, I'm Missing Link.
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Steve Miller
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So I said "Hey baby - how about a little tail?"
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You make that up Steve!? VERY gooood!! :lol:
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Jun 20 2005, 08:36 PM
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Nice to meet you, I'm Missing Link.

hahaha, that's perfect.
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Steve Miller
Jun 20 2005, 09:10 PM
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So I said "Hey baby - how about a little tail?"

Scary, Steve. That was my first thought when I opened the thread and saw the original post.
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Steve Miller
Jun 20 2005, 09:10 PM
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So I said "Hey baby - how about a little tail?"

Steve,
I beat you to it. I always enter this contest - except for last week's - and my caption was a variation on yours:

'...so then I told the Genie, "For my third wish, I wouldn't mind a little tail." '

I was thinking of another joke where the punch line was "How about a little head."
Never mind...
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Jun 21 2005, 05:59 AM
I was thinking of another joke where the punch line was "How about a little head."
Never mind...

Yeah, I know that one.

I think the gag would be better if the guy were talking to realy small guy playing the piano... you know... the 9 inch pianist....
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Jun 20 2005, 08:36 PM

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"Pull my fingers!"

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! :rolleyes:
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