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| Is there a full moon or something? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 20 2005, 08:40 AM (410 Views) | |
| justme | Jun 20 2005, 08:40 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The natives are awfully restless.
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| NAK-1.0 | Jun 20 2005, 08:42 AM Post #2 |
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Senior Carp
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Pwned. |
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| The 89th Key | Jun 20 2005, 08:42 AM Post #3 |
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| Mark | Jun 20 2005, 08:43 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nope! Not full until the 22nd. Besides, the full moon - human behavior connection is a myth. |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| ivorythumper | Jun 20 2005, 08:43 AM Post #5 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I haven't had -- or needed -- my coffee this morning! |
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| kentcouncil | Jun 20 2005, 08:44 AM Post #6 |
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Fulla-Carp
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I know what you mean! I've recently been too busy to spend much time here, but my first free morning in ages, and here I come back to see the inmates in charge! Guess I might as well try to blend in! |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| Mark | Jun 20 2005, 08:45 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I just received one of those one-cup coffee makers for father's day. The coffee pods are a little on the expensive side but man does it make a great cup of coffee! |
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| justme | Jun 20 2005, 08:45 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Maybe it's all this talk of schlongs and orgasms. Oh, no, can't be. That didn't start until later.
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| tcmod | Jun 20 2005, 08:48 AM Post #9 |
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Senior Carp
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I think your use of the word "natives" is racist and you should submit an apology to all Native Americans or other people of color for whom the word is offensive. You horrible horrible person!
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| Dead girls don't say no, but you still have to buy them flowers | |
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| kentcouncil | Jun 20 2005, 08:49 AM Post #10 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Cool! I got an "I love my daddy" tie from my 8-month old daughter (amazing how she picked it out and wrapped it all by herself... she truly is gifted), a couple of original paintings from my toddler, and my favorite soaps and scents from my wife, to help me smeel mainly. A great Father's Day!
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| Mark | Jun 20 2005, 08:50 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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what is the history of the word "schlong"? 1. Schlong A penis. From the German "schlange" for "snake." He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong. Source: zoltar, Jul 1, 2003 2. Schlong A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium. Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants. Source: Andrewsky, Mar 7, 2003 3. schlong A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson. It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end. 4. schlong Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers. Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this. Source: anonymous, Jan 2, 2004 5. Schlong A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth. John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception. Source: Aw yeah, Feb 22, 2005 |
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| justme | Jun 20 2005, 08:50 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I apologize to all those purple people with the scary hair. And I shall now throw myself into the nearest volcano and give myself up as a human sacrifice.
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"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3 | |
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| The 89th Key | Jun 20 2005, 08:51 AM Post #13 |
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Wang! Pay attention. Woody? Woody Harrelson? Pecker! No, that's not a woodpecker. Johnson! Yes, captain? |
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| Mark | Jun 20 2005, 08:53 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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hey kent, would you please edit my quote? I didn't mean to blaspheme.
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| kentcouncil | Jun 20 2005, 08:57 AM Post #15 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Ummm... you're worried about using the small "g" G-word after posting all those definitions? No problem! Edited! |
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It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't. - P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| Mark | Jun 20 2005, 08:59 AM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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well... the definitions didn't mention uh, um, I mean, *his* schlong! ![]() thank you for the edit. |
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| Jolly | Jun 20 2005, 09:54 AM Post #17 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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And y'all are worried about us restless natives? Don't worry, all is well. Floor show starts in just a minute. And don't forget to tip your waitress!
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| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Fizzygirl | Jun 20 2005, 05:10 PM Post #18 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Tomorrow is the first day of summer.....maybe it's the planetary influence! :wacko: |
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~ Garrison Keillor My latest videos. | |
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| dolmansaxlil | Jun 20 2005, 07:09 PM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Work in a school and you'll feel differently. Honestly, I pay NO attention to full moons. But I'd say 5 times in the past year or so, I've walked into the staff room and said "I'll bet it's a full moon" and it'll be confirmed that it is. I've NEVER said it when it's not. Other teachers will agree with me. It's not HUGE things - it's just a heightened level of squirrelyness in the kids. |
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"Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." ~ Henri Cartier-Bresson My Flickr Photostream | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jun 20 2005, 08:18 PM Post #20 |
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Emperor Pengin
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I noticed it looked pretty full to me, tonight. Not quite all the way, and I don't know if it's waxing or waning, but I bet waxing because there were quite a few waxoffs in here this morning. |
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| Jamie | Jun 21 2005, 04:44 AM Post #21 |
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Junior Carp
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Reminds me of the story of a classroom scene. The teacher is writing on the chaulkboard, back to the class. Suddenly, there's a mixture of snorting and giggling from the class, and when she turns around, all eyes are on little Johnny, who's vigoursly moving his hand inside his pants. "Johnny, what in heaven's name are you doing?" cried the teacher. All is now silent in the classroom. "I can't help it, Miss," replied Johnny, "I have a rash and it's really itchy!" "Why did your mother send you to school like this?" the teacher asked. "Well it wasn't that bad when I left the house this morning, but it's gotten worse since." said Johnny, nearly in tears with the embarrassment by now. The teacher then looks at him more sympathetically and says "Well all right, then go to the office and call you mother to come and pick you up. I can't have you in the classroom in this state." So Johnny gets up from his desk and walks out. He returns a few minutes later, and returns to his seat. The teacher is still writing on the board. Once again, pandimoniam breaks out behind her, and when she turns around, all eyes are again on little Johnny, and to her horror, she sees Johnny sitting in his desk, with his fly down, and his little weenie hanging out. "Johnny!" she screamed. "What are you doing! Didn't you call your mother?" "Yes Ma'am," is all Johnny said quietly. "And what did she say?" "I told her what happened," said Johnny, "and she said she couldn't come for me right now, but if I could stick it out 'till lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up!" Jamie |
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| big al | Jun 21 2005, 04:58 AM Post #22 |
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Bull-Carp
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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