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Welcome aboard, Wacki Iraqi!
Topic Started: Jun 19 2005, 08:40 PM (242 Views)
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Been wondering when you were going to show up!
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Hola!! :wave:
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Wacki Iraqi
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Why thank you kindly folks. My bogus cancer is looking more bogus by the day as the collective will of Jolly and Larry has seemingly worked in denying my cancer the right to inhabit my body. Unfortunately, i still had to undergo a complete program of mis-treatment, staying in hospital and losing 50 pounds completely unnessesarily. My frustration with our arcane British healthcare was complete when i found out that Larry had, not one, but five oncologists looking after his health. At least i know now that i would have beaten cancer by simply taking Jolly and Larry's advice that i, a) didn't need treatment because i couldn't possibly have cancer, b) I couldn' have cancer because i was a sock, and c) Could'nt get better anyway because i wasn't on the Jolly MD program and i live in England. All that's left is to thank Larry and Jolly for their boundless ignorance, honestly, you can laugh, but it works. :smooches:
You're an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.........I just go one God further.
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Welcome back WI.
Glad to hear your good news. :clap:
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Jeffrey
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Hey, Wacki! Good to see ya!
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Jun 20 2005, 03:48 AM
Hey, Wacki! Good to see ya!

To you too Jeffrey. My love to the family, see you in September i hope. :woot:
You're an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.........I just go one God further.
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Glad to know you are on the mend, Wacky! :)

You lost 50 pounds? :hair: You do realize that re-gaining that weight is the fantasy and envy of every dieting woman here, don't you?

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.
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Jun 20 2005, 05:09 AM
Glad to know you are on the mend, Wacky! :)

You lost 50 pounds? :hair: You do realize that re-gaining that weight is the fantasy and envy of every dieting woman here, don't you?

It's ok Plays, that was only half the weight of my brain and i'm functioning just fine with it. :P
You're an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.........I just go one God further.
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Wacki Iraqi
Jun 20 2005, 03:01 AM
Why thank you kindly folks. My bogus cancer is looking more bogus by the day as the collective will of Jolly and Larry has seemingly worked in denying my cancer the right to inhabit my body. Unfortunately, i still had to undergo a complete program of mis-treatment, staying in hospital and losing 50 pounds completely unnessesarily. My frustration with our arcane British healthcare was complete when i found out that Larry had, not one, but five oncologists looking after his health. At least i know now that i would have beaten cancer by simply taking Jolly and Larry's advice that i, a) didn't need treatment because i couldn't possibly have cancer, b) I couldn' have cancer because i was a sock, and c) Could'nt get better anyway because i wasn't on the Jolly MD program and i live in England. All that's left is to thank Larry and Jolly for their boundless ignorance, honestly, you can laugh, but it works. :smooches:

Hello Wacky,

Play nice, or we'll both get thrown outta here....
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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Welcome, Wacki! :wave:

We've missed you and your sense of humor. We miss Lucy too. She's pops in every once in a while but not often enough IMHO.

:clap: :clap: :clap: Congratulations on winning the fight!
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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