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OMG, boo hoo!!; I'm not ready for this...
Topic Started: Apr 26 2005, 01:19 PM (854 Views)
plays88keys
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So I just returned from the grocery store. The checkout clerk, a teenaged girl, asked me if I would like to get a senior discount card. :hair:

I looked at her as if I wasn't quite sure I'd heard that right and stupidly said "what?" So to make it more traumatic, she asked "Well, you're over 55, right? Would you like to apply for a senior discount card?" "I am NOT!" I shot back. :mad2: There was an uncomfortable silence that followed.

I am just not ready for questions like that... :no:
You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.
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justme
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OMG! I'd KILL her!!!!! :veryangry:

you do not look that old!!! YOU DO NOT LOOK THAT OLD!!!! You're beautiful!
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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KlavierBauer
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"excuse me... I'd like to speak to your manager please"
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...

"Yes ma'am?"

"MISS! MISS to you! .... Please train your employees to not ASK people if they want a senior discount card. Seniors are WELL aware of the discounts they have available to them!"

"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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plays88keys
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KB, had I not been so shocked, I'd likely have done just that. I just couldn't get out of there fast enough...
You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.
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TomK
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Well, I'm quite a connoisseur fo women and I think you are one of the sexiest most beautiful women I have ever know.

I'd be happy to put a picture of your butt in a thong up any time on the Men thread.
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TomK
Apr 26 2005, 04:28 PM
I'd be happy to put a picture of your butt in a thong up any time on the Men thread.

Gee, Tom, sounds so romantic when you phrase it that way! :lol:
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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AlbertaCrude
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Don't worry about nothin' Plays.
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kenny
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Is this worse than being asked when the baby is due when you are not pregnant?
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kenny
Apr 26 2005, 05:38 PM
Is this worse than being asked when the baby is due when you are not pregnant?

YES!!!
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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Siddhartha
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hey, I still get upset when club bouncers wave me in without checking my ID.

I do still get carded sometimes tho! :clap:
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KlavierBauer
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I guess the worst would be:
"I didn't realize women your age could have babies!"
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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justme
Apr 26 2005, 04:39 PM
kenny
Apr 26 2005, 05:38 PM
Is this worse than being asked when the baby is due when you are not pregnant?

YES!!!

Oh God, I did that to someone once. I honestly thought I had heard she was pregnant, and actually, she looked it.

If looks could kill, I would have been vaporized.
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.

- P.G. Wodehouse
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KlavierBauer
Apr 26 2005, 05:41 PM
I guess the worst would be:
"I didn't realize women your age could have babies!"

:hair: :hair: :hair:

Aside to Sidd: I was carded at 45.
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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Jack Frost
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NAARP starts mailing you stuff just before you turn 50. I haven't opened an envelope from them yet.

But when I qualify for a "senior discount" at Suday River (regular lift ticket $59 on weekends), I will fess up.

jf

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KlavierBauer
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Hey, I already have my Golden Eagle National Parks pass!

My dad didn't get his until he was 62 ... I got mine at 27!

(it pays to be sick!)
"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper
"He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple

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justme
Apr 26 2005, 05:43 PM

Aside to Sidd: I was carded at 45.

Dang girl!!! You'll always be [insert your age in 1981] in my mind. :hearts:
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Chris Aher
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Plays,

My sympathies! I turn 55 on Friday and I feel over the hill for sure! Our youth oriented society makes it even worse for women.
Regards,
Chris
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Siddhartha
Apr 26 2005, 05:47 PM
justme
Apr 26 2005, 05:43 PM

Aside to Sidd: I was carded at 45.

Dang girl!!! You'll always be [insert your age in 1981] in my mind. :hearts:

It was a bittersweet experience. I was at an Oriole game and wanted to get some beer. The woman carded me. Well, I didn't have my license on me as I wasn't driving and I certainly wasn't expecting to get carded. We start arguing a little bit when this cop comes over from another line. He cut's into the conversation with "trust me, she's over 21". I thought he was being awfully polite until I thought about.
"Men sway more towards hussies." G-D3
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TomK
Apr 26 2005, 05:28 PM


I'd be happy to put a picture of your butt in a thong up any time on the Men thread.



Dear Tom,

Bless you, you sure know how to deliver a Tom-ism when it's needed.

That, dear heart, will happen when

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You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.
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KlavierBauer
Apr 26 2005, 03:41 PM
I guess the worst would be:
"I didn't realize women your age could have babies!"


:D

Especially when she wasn't even pregnant .

Plays - how rude - don't worry in the far far far distant future when you are able to use those discounts no one will believe you're really eligible and they'll make you show your driver's license (that actually happened to my mom at Kohl's)

Cathy
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plays88keys
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Awww, y'all are so nice! Thank you.

I'm thinking that letting my hair go "au naturel" was a big mistake.

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Next trip to the hair stylist will include a color rinse!!!
You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.
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TomK
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Get blond!
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8uygfd
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kluurs
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Plays,

Under the Americans with Disabilities Act, employers have to hire folks with impaired vision.

K
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