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If you're still reading this disclaimer, you need something better to do.
Obligatory Spaceballs reference.
There is a small speck of stuff on your teeth, you know. Nope. No, other side.
Almost... One more to the right. There you go.
No, you didn't get it. Still no- oh, wait, you got it.
Now to bring to your attention the giant man-eating tarantula attached to your scalp...
What man-eating tarantula attached to my... GYAAAAAAAH! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!
Poor soul. I do believe we've lost him. Oh well. One more undead minion to add to the ranks! Now to wait.
Brains. Brains? BRAINS!