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Norsk tråd; Tråd for nordmenn
Topic Started: Jul 23 2008, 11:22 AM (396 Views)
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Beste land i verden! :D

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Ja, vi elsker dette landet,
som det stiger frem,
furet, værbitt over vannet,
med de tusen hjem.
Elsker, elsker det og tenker
på vår far og mor
og den saganatt som senker
drømme på vår jord.
Og den saganatt som senker,
senker drømme på vår jord.

Dette landet Harald berget
med sin kjemperad,
dette landet Håkon verget
medens Øyvind kvad;
Olav på det landet malte
korset med sitt blod,
fra dets høye Sverre talte
Roma midt imot.

Bønder sine økser brynte
hvor en hær dro frem,
Tordenskiold langs kysten lynte,
så den lystes hjem.
Kvinner selv stod opp og strede
som de vare menn;
andre kunne bare grede,
men det kom igjen!

Visstnok var vi ikke mange,
men vi strakk dog til,
da vi prøvdes noen gange,
og det stod på spill;
ti vi heller landet brente
enn det kom til fall;
husker bare hva som hendte
ned på Fredrikshald!

Hårde tider har vi døyet,
ble til sist forstøtt;
men i verste nød blåøyet
frihet ble oss født.
Det gav faderkraft å bære
hungersnød og krig,
det gav døden selv sin ære –
og det gav forlik.

Fienden sitt våpen kastet,
opp visiret for,
vi med undren mot ham hastet,
ti han var vår bror.
Drevne frem på stand av skammen
gikk vi søderpå;
nu vi står tre brødre sammen,
og skal sådan stå!

Norske mann i hus og hytte,
takk din store Gud!
Landet ville han beskytte,
skjønt det mørkt så ut.
Alt hva fedrene har kjempet,
mødrene har grett,
har den Herre stille lempet
så vi vant vår rett.

Ja, vi elsker dette landet,
som det stiger frem,
furet, værbitt over vannet,
med de tusen hjem.
Og som fedres kamp har hevet
det av nød til seir,
også vi, når det blir krevet,
for dets fred slår leir.
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Yes, we love this country,
as it rises up,
seamed, weather-beaten over the water;
with the thousands of homes.
Love, love it and think
for our father and mother
and the saganatt that lowers
dream on our soil.
And the saganatt that lowers,
lowers dream on our soil.

This country Harald berget
with his kjemperad,
this country Håkon guardian
with Øyvind lay;
Olav in the country painted
the cross with his blood,
from its high Sverre spoke
Rome mid contrary.

Pawns their axes brynte
where an army went forward,
Tordenskiold along the coast lynte,
as the merry home.
Women are even stood up and strait
that the last men;
others could only grede,
but it came back!

Right, we were not many,
but we sank to the dog,
when we tried a few times,
and it stood at stake;
Tuesday, we're the country burned
than it was to fall;
remember just what happened
down at Fredrikshald!

Hårde times, we have døyet,
was to last forstøtt;
but in the worst need blåøyet
freedom us were born.
It gave faderkraft to bear
famine and war,
it gave death, even his honor --
and it gave the settlement.

The enemy threw their weapons,
visir up for,
we are wondering against him with speed,
Tuesday, he was our brother.
Top the forward on the condition of skammen
, we went søderpå;
now we are three brothers together,
and should such be!

Norwegian man in the house and cottage,
thank your great God!
The country would protect him,
though it looked dark.
All fathers have fought,
mothers have fretful,
the Lord has set heave
so we won our right.

Yes, we love this country,
as it rises up,
seamed, weather-beaten over the water;
with the thousands of homes.
And that fathers struggle has raised
of the need to seir,
we also, when it is required,
to shut down its peace camp.
Alex,Dec 28 2008
12:40 AM
Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piñata, piñata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


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Even in English it's beautiful, even though the translation is largely incomplete :P

Proud to not be member of the European Union:

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Since you're not a member of the EU then I'll probably never come to Norway.
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This is hilarious :lol: :

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Nordmænd og temperaturer...
Temperatures:

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.

People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Norvegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Norvegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Norvegians are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Norvegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Norvegians start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Norvegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Norvegians start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Norvegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F >
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norvegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Norvegian army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Norvegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Norvegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over,
Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.


:lol:

((Moved to Off Topic from Spam Pit by me so no one tell Ariakas to write in English. He has not violated the rules. I just thought that above joke should be enjoyed by mroe people so now just dis(cus)s Norway and it is all right that it remains in off topic.))
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:lol: That is actually quite hilarious.

Even though it's 35°C outside now (not in the shadows mind you) :P
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Nordmænd og temperaturer...
Temperatures:

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.

People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Norvegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Norvegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Norvegians are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Norvegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Norvegians start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Norvegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Norvegians start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Norvegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F >
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norvegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Norvegian army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Norvegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Norvegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over,
Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.



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I just read the SAME thing, except that it was Finland instead of Norway. All the same stuff :blink:
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Could you show us that one?
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Hush you infidel! We are dissing...I mean discussing Norway here so make a Finland thread if you must. This joke is exclusive for Norway! Your Finnish one must include something abotu saunas and Nokias as well or it DOES NOT COUNT!

Btw - I just re-read it. The last point really made me laugh the hardest. (AND IT WOULD NOT FIT FINLAND ANYWAYS!)
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First of all, it's a silly contest (IMO), and second, we have won it two times already. :P
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You know what that means, Johannes. Hell has frozen over twice :lol:
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Well, it ought to. It's not a very warm competition.
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NORWAY FTW
chadden, Oct 15 2008
12:16 PM
HIC, I demand that you bludgeon yourself with a rock until your mental status returns to the level of a rapist who calls back to apologise! Your use of elaborate language and words is making me uneasy. Although, I am somewhat relieved to see that your punctuation remains shit-based.
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Kenya beats Norway

This proves it:

Kenya Owns Norway
Alex,Dec 28 2008
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Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piñata, piñata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


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Jul 24 2008, 12:59 PM
Could you show us that one?

It was a... toilet book with small jokes :unsure:

Also, a lot of ppl were saying that hell would freeze before we won the Eurovision :P
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Well - you know Lordi have made a song called It Snows in Hell, soooooo......

Also from the "Would you love a monsterman" lyrics (also by Lordi) - "I would freeze the hell over just to get a chill". So it is not far from the truth, Wuzaa!

Although I have to say that Lordi is the single best winner of the Eurovision EVER! They just rock!
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I think they actually made some kind of a record in points B) I could be wrong tho.
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Oh yes they did and well-deserved as well. I am so tired of all the eastern european and scandinavian countries voting for their neighbours. It was so refreshing and just to see Finland win despite the countless "former republics" of the Soviet Union.
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Eurovision isn't a song contest anymore.

Everyone votes for their friends <_<
Alex,Dec 28 2008
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Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piñata, piñata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


Let's make cancer feel foolish!

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Jul 31 2008, 12:09 PM
Eurovision isn't a song contest anymore.

Everyone votes for their friends <_<

True, it's more like a political contest.


Although they aren't always friends.
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