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Coicidences
Topic Started: Apr 23 2008, 05:30 PM (137 Views)
Jimjjo
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Hehe, I was just wondering... why is there so many terrible concidences? For example:

Lisp has an 'S' in it so everyone who has a lisp has to explain that they have a 'Lithp'.

Why is 'dyslexia' so hard to spell?

The only fifteen letter word that doesn't repeat the same letter is 'uncopyrightable'...

Why is 'abbreviation' so long...?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

It's all so stupid!
Alex,Dec 28 2008
12:40 AM
Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piñata, piñata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


Let's make cancer feel foolish!

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Why do kamikaze pilots where helmets

If Quizes are quizical then what are tests

we many never no
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I like the last one :D
Alex,Dec 28 2008
12:40 AM
Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piñata, piñata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


Let's make cancer feel foolish!

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knoxy
Apr 23 2008, 06:44 PM
Why do kamikaze pilots where helmets

If Quizes are quizical then what are tests

we many never no

Testical :lol:
chadden, Oct 15 2008
12:16 PM
HIC, I demand that you bludgeon yourself with a rock until your mental status returns to the level of a rapist who calls back to apologise! Your use of elaborate language and words is making me uneasy. Although, I am somewhat relieved to see that your punctuation remains shit-based.
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