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THE GREATEST 20,000 POST SHOWDOWN; The Battle Royale Everyone is here for
Topic Started: Mar 3 2008, 01:01 AM (461 Views)
Master Adam
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The Final conclusion every member was eagerly awaiting for. These events are in occurence roughly two years and 4 months from now when the cold war of sorts of posting is really heating up. Every member staggering on the verge to be the first white council member to reach the legendary, the godly, 20,000 posts!!!

This story begins with...
The East had just finished taking a bite of his ham and pickle sandwhich when suddenly, to his greatest ever suprise (even more suprising then finding out the one and only Master Adam was in town) a man swooped overhead riding on a computer. Thinking he was overtired from living the life of someone from the East he continued knawing on his delightful sandwhich. Blissfully unaware that later he would be taking part in the greatest battle ever!

To everyone's annoyance Alex had begun double and triple posting to reach his goal quicker. It was only a matter of time before someone stepped to the plate to take this superpower on. And hell, HMA, Wuzza, Gorgang, Jimjo and HIC were wasted down at the local tavern so they weren't taking part for the time being. Only ONE MAN could take him on... and fail.
As Alex reached 19,999 posts Adam swoops in on a primitive Windows 98' PC for the final la' bamba showdown. Peering around, Alex notices a strange absence of all other humans as a tumbleweed drifts past the desert cowboy setting. The ye' olde tavern door turning on its rusty hinges.
'How nice to meet you mono e' mono AlexH, if that is your real name'
Master Adam stated bluntly, staring at the new V6-P82 Laptop model (it truly can fit in your pocket) brandished in Alex's left hand. Adam continued as Alex tried to find the nearest escape route, or a double barrelled shotgun laying around which he ironically found upon the corpse of Sunnycool three westward metres to Adam's right.
'I can't let you get to 20,000 posts. I will be the first, all possible threats have been eliminated but you my active posting friend.'
'You don't understand Adam you crazy son of a ****. I earned this right, and by god you aint getting it!' This statement was then followed by an eagerly anticipated stare-off in the hot desert road. The stare-off continued for atleast 10-15 more seconds before Adam got some sand in his eye and had to blink. At that precise moment Alex flung out his laptop and tried to load the White council forum page on his extreemly slow broadband connection, praying their was a wireless connection port in this ghost town that they were in (for some reason)
Aware of the sound of a page loading Adam charged at Alex, one hand over his slightly irritated eye which had a bit of sand in it (you know that really really annoying feeling when it feels as though it has scratched it, and you just try and try to get it out but your only doing yourself further disservice. Thats the kind of irritation Adam had - NOW BACK TO THE STORY@@@@!!!!)
Alex threw a mighty punch, striking Adam in the stomach, flying him backwards into a water trough. His post power level was at staggering 19,999 where Adam had a mere power level of 11,218!!!
'Sooo much power!!!!!' Adam boomed, resembling Vegeta from DragonBallZ if any of you have seen it. Attempting to turn Super Saiyan Alex lunged at Adam this time as an all at brawl escapaded into the removal of Adam's pants... (Adam stating later in an interview that he was merely hot and not homosexual) Amongst this fight Alex's laptop was launched, propelled if you will, from his hands landing at the feet of no other then Ariakas himself. (This is where the juciness goes intense!!!) As Ariakas picked up the laptop, Coljrudder stepped from his immaculate tavern and yelled over to Ariakas
'Those 20,000 posts are mine Ariakas'
'It will be a cold, long and tiresome day in hell before you get this Mr. Rudderger!'
Fury swept over Coljrudders face as he boomed back in a horrifying presence
'NO ONE EVER CALLS ME RUDDERGER!'
Whipping out a Colt .45 pistol this great battle for 20,000 posts had finally kicked off in a *LOTR return of the king / chuck norris* battle royale! In the distance, Sunnycool opening one eye, the several bullet wounds in his right temple and in his skull clearly and amazingly not killing or even hurting him for that matter.
Tune in next week for moooooooooooooooooooooooooore!

To apply in this greatest ever showdown merely make a post wishing for application.
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:huh:

It was slightly amusing, but I think disturbing covers it much better :P

EDIT: Shouldn't this be in the Spam pit?

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This is completely hilarious! Seriously - I really laughed at some points. That is actually rare for me when I read forums. I might smirk or smile, but here I laughed!!!

This should be in a frame! It is so epic! So exciting! And so fucking funny :D

I want more! I want to know how it will end!

Sand in the eye thing *chuckle*

Riding a computer *lol*

Hilarious. You are insane, Adam! And cool at the same time. And...not homosexual :P
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Haha, that was so great :lol:

I actually was a bit wasted last Friday... :P
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Nothing new there, Moustache-man! :P
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Obviously I have to sign up for this :D
chadden, Oct 15 2008
12:16 PM
HIC, I demand that you bludgeon yourself with a rock until your mental status returns to the level of a rapist who calls back to apologise! Your use of elaborate language and words is making me uneasy. Although, I am somewhat relieved to see that your punctuation remains shit-based.
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why thankyou guys; it'll take about a week to process each one, i'm going to have it in about four parts so stay in tuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnneeeeeeee. Every active member is going to be in it. So basically you could say, get active to be in my epic story.
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Divide by zero.
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Now now Mordus don't be too rude to him.


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as I wrote to you, I like this story, I think that it is nice and very funny ^_^
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Yes I was too drunk and wasted to take part and I am the active member who is furthest from the 20,000 posts I think.

Anyway that local tavern had a very nice local ale ;)
Alex,Dec 28 2008
12:40 AM
Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piñata, piñata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


Let's make cancer feel foolish!

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Im trying to finish my bottle of dark rum. Tastes horrible but im maning it out for the sake of it being a certified pirate drink and all.
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Jimjjo, how old are you?
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13 :D
Alex,Dec 28 2008
12:40 AM
Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piñata, piñata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


Let's make cancer feel foolish!

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Rum is goooooood
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Im finding it more delightful with every swig :wacko:
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How did you know I was in the pub? Damn he is Psychic!!
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Shit this rum's a burning me. Man time.
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Already got ma' spots lined up for Mordy and NFC over here.
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im in, dunno wat u could write about me tho... my life consists of going to the pub, partying and driving :)
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