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Topic Started: Feb 7 2008, 03:48 AM (158 Views)
HIC
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I just started back at school today.

My Form teacher is a failed sports player, some of his first words were.. "you can call me Mr Casy, Sir or Coach."

He's a compleate freak who goes on and on about how awsome he is at sports and how he's quilified to teach us cose he's played sports at a high level, (he mentions nothing of the fact that he's a failed player who just wasn't good enough to play in nationals.)

He constatnly talks about his stamina and physical indurance and seems to think that everyone idolises him.

Everyone ahtes him.

Anyone ever had a teacher like this?


Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"

"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower."

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Kirby
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Haha sounds kinda like a guy called Mr Berry at my school.


Except he thinks evryone is "special"

(playing touch rugby) "All right class. Today we are going to go over the concept of passing the ball to the left..." OK some people do find it a bit hard (especially if they dont play or havnt played rugby before) but an 1hour 10 of him telling us how to is just a bit over the top..
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lucky for me, my schooling finished last year :-)
mwahahaha
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HIC
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Let me guess Adam you got kicked out?

:P

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Jimjjo
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We have a teacher called Mr Durack who was in the Army and this new guy complained about him.

So then Mr Durack puts the new guy on report.
Alex,Dec 28 2008
12:40 AM
Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piņata, piņata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


Let's make cancer feel foolish!

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HIC
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How did he do that?


Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"

"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower."

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Master Adam
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with lightning Army speed
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Jimjjo
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He said he was being cheeky so put him on lesson 5 report

Which is when we have form and the new guy is in Mr Durack's Form and at our school if the form teacher feels someone is being badly behaved in lesson 5 then they can put them on lesson 5 report without the consent of their head of year.
Alex,Dec 28 2008
12:40 AM
Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piņata, piņata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


Let's make cancer feel foolish!

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Alex
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Whatever that means. I regularly get "pointed" for swearing - we have an eBehaviour system in which bad and good behaviour is recorded on the computers. Offensive language is a single point, and you get suspended when you reach 22. I've been on 21 for a week, but now its half-term :)
chadden, Oct 15 2008
12:16 PM
HIC, I demand that you bludgeon yourself with a rock until your mental status returns to the level of a rapist who calls back to apologise! Your use of elaborate language and words is making me uneasy. Although, I am somewhat relieved to see that your punctuation remains shit-based.
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Jimjjo
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Good Boy

:D You deserve a medal.
Alex,Dec 28 2008
12:40 AM
Is that a challenge? Have you not seen the Youtube footage of me? At my family New Year's Eve party, where I mercilessly chased my four year old cousin around in a drunken rage, attempted to hit him with a plastic, illuminating lightsaber whilst yelling 'Piņata, piņata!', before tripping over my own pair of slippers and falling over, crushing the fleeing juvenile as I did so? Well, neither have I.


Let's make cancer feel foolish!

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Master Adam
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or 21 medals.
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HIC
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AlexH
Feb 8 2008, 10:27 PM
Whatever that means. I regularly get "pointed" for swearing - we have an eBehaviour system in which bad and good behaviour is recorded on the computers. Offensive language is a single point, and you get suspended when you reach 22. I've been on 21 for a week, but now its half-term :)

So is like half your school suspended each week? :P

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"

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