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Goblins and Orcs, are they evil, or just misunderstood?
They're poor, misunderstood creatures, they have feelings too. 4 (36.4%)
They're evil, scum-sucking, miserable bastards who should be killed on sight. 4 (36.4%)
Don't care, they're just more creatures to kill... walking, talking piles of exp and gold. 3 (27.3%)
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Goblins and Orcs, evil or not?
Topic Started: Mar 28 2005, 05:26 AM (478 Views)
Overlord Ubiquitous
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Well, since I've named myself 'Goblin and Orc Official Professor' or G.O.O.P. (Hmm, not a great acronym), I want to see what the public thinks about these creatures. Flamers will get the Goblin and Orcish 'hordes' come around to pillage their property, kill their pets, and be generally annoying. (And no, you don't get exp for killing things in real life).

Well, lets have your answers, and any thoughts that accompany them.

If you want to read my history of the goblins as written so far, ask and you shall recieve.
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ALRIGHT! Whichever bastard made that vote...
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DOOM ON YOU! DOOM ON YOU! DOOM ON YOU!
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The armageddon is nigh for thee!
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THEY ARE COMING!
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You can't fire me!
I know where you live...
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you guys... you guys,,, hush... heed no nightly noises... The orcs and gobbos are poor misunderstood sexy creatures...actually not sexy but still cool..lol

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Yeah, they're cool, I mean, they had phat turtles.
But, SEXY?

Hmmm, each to his own I guess.

Perhaps Chris' sister does look like a goblin, which would explain that.
Though that might be an insult to goblins.
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lol..lmfao...annnnnnn...not that funny dude... i dont do ppl that are 11.. i'm sure you can say the same thing

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gobbos r so not sexy... I failed to mention earlier that I AM NOT gay!!!!!!

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Phew, glad you cleared that up, was beginning to worry about you.
And Goblins aren't gay either, neither are orcs... but elves... some elves... Chris knows about them.

And no, I don't go for 11 year olds, I can't get girls fullstop.
Though I had a girlfriend last year, but we won't go onto that.
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lol... there is no proof that orcs arent gay... I thought there werent any girl ones so to get some pleasure they have to do somin... think about it...

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wat was her name???

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How do you think they reproduce? By budding? lol
No, they're not gay, and yes, there are orc females.
Think of the tusken raiders in star wars, you barely ever see the females or the children, but they're there.
Same with the orcs, the females don't have a high priority in the clan, foolishly enough, but they're orcs, they don't know any better.

The key to a good society is to value the females more than the males, because if lots of the men die, there are still reproduction going on at the same rate, (depending on their moral standards), so the society will still thrive.

And why do you want to know my ex's name?
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some of them can still be gay... it is hard for me to imagine orcs getting it on.. every nite.. in and out and in and out...argh

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You have some serious problems man.
It's like you want Orcs and Goblins to be gay!
And what's even worse is that you think about that sort of stuff, you disgust me.
I'm the GOOP, my word is law when it comes to them, if you want to twist things to your sick desires, do so someplace else, no-one else needs to hear about your fantasies.
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I'm just thinking of all the possible things that tolkien could have imagined the orcs to be... I am merely fulfilling tolkiens dieing wishes

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I think that Tolkien would rather have you eradicated from society than try and distort his creations.

Anyways, a press release from me:

'The aformentioned races, being the orcs and the goblins, of the roleplaying game UROD. Will not have homosexual tendancies, we try to cater to all audiences, but there is a line that we will not cross. Anyone who breaches this, by trying to state that orcs or goblins are homosexual will be prosecuted.'

End of story.
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ya... think about it... gay orcs would have to have lower stats and everything... whoever brought the topic up of gay orcs should die!!!!

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ya... think about it... gay orcs would have to have lower stats and everything... whoever brought the topic up of gay orcs should die!!!!

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hey!!
is this forum about gay orc or about wether there evil or not??

though now that i think about it.. what would there stats be??

"Gay Orc" stats:
(stats unknown cuz its not my job to know)

"gay orcs"
each turn you roll a D6 for every gay orc
however many one's you get, that many gay orcs die from AIDS.
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orcs are orcs weather thier gay or not.
I say they'll make good meat shields if you befriend them.
goblins on the other hands should be skined and used as a coat or shoes or something. goblins don't deserve to be my meat shield.
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This topic is not about gay orcs or goblins!
There are no gay orcs or goblins!
Why are you so adamant that there should be, are you all gay aswell?

Each and every one of you is a disgrace.
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Ummm, actually, there IS no such thing as a gay orc or goblin... They have no genitals. At least not the Tolkein orc/goblins. They actually do reproduce by something similar to budding. And I'm sure Overlord Ubiquitous would agree that the UROD goblins and orcs are somewhat similar to Tolkein's. So all this talk of gay gobbies is irrelevant.

LOL Although there was that night at Branalbinns where we played UROD v1.1 and we were in the bar... and encountered the shemale gobbies! LOL :wacko:
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Ummmm, gay orcs!? lol, but I think we need to make two forums. the games development forum, and the random one. and dylan, there is a rule agains't language on this board. read the "rules" section. the link is

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