| CHAT LOGS EPISODE 69 CIRCA 2005 | |
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| Topic Started: May 26 2005, 05:18 PM (2,586 Views) | |
| TORYRULESANDYOUDONTEVENKNOWIT | May 26 2005, 05:18 PM Post #1 |
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ToryTheTool (6:14:39 PM): IDEA ToryTheTool (6:14:47 PM): Chat log thread ToryTheTool (6:14:53 PM): where we can keep all these jewels EmperorKursan (6:16:40 PM): Make it so #1. *** EmperorKursan (6:06:23 PM): Tory. Someday you will lead the remants of the human race to glory against the alien repressors. I have forseen it. ToryTheTool (6:07:55 PM): that is glorious EmperorKursan (6:12:10 PM): its aim profile / gravestone worthy. ToryTheTool (6:12:25 PM): it toally is ToryTheTool (6:13:02 PM): im having my gravestone made early ToryTheTool (6:13:10 PM): so I can use it as a conversation piece EmperorKursan (6:13:36 PM): So yeah. thats my gravestone... *sip coffee* EmperorKursan (6:13:45 PM): *ackward silence* EmperorKursan (6:13:52 PM): TOUCH IT. o_o |
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| emperorkursan | May 26 2005, 05:20 PM Post #2 |
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I approve of this thread wholeheartedly. Lets fill it up with gems. |
| Even if we are imprisoned in the galaxy's cycle of rebirth, the emotions that were left behind will break through the door! Even if the infinite universe stands against us, the boiling of our blood will pierce destiny! Breaking through heaven and the dimensions, we'll show you our path with force! Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann! Who the fuck do you think we are?! | |
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| sowingwildoats | May 28 2005, 11:52 AM Post #3 |
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sarahxamazing: you know, since you and matt stopped sleeping over at my room it smells a lot nicer |
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| BecauseImBrad | May 29 2005, 11:34 AM Post #4 |
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Xscarredxinsidex: bah I'm tired and my chest hurts for some reason Zeldaboy14: thats because i farted on it whilst you slept right good Xscarredxinsidex: yeah but I didn't go to sleep until like 6 or 7 hours after you left Zeldaboy14: im ethereal Zeldaboy14: i walk the planes Xscarredxinsidex: you're also a fucker! |
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| BecauseImBrad | Jun 2 2005, 11:10 PM Post #5 |
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Zeldaboy14: this chick is weird MaskOfSanityX138: Whom? (sic) Zeldaboy14: Danielle from Myspace Zeldaboy14: i showed you her pic MaskOfSanityX138: Yea , what's weird aboot her? Zeldaboy14: whenever she talks to me,she overstresses certain letters in her sentances.like when i sign on,9 times out of 10 she says "hey youuu" and when i head off for the night,she overstresses the d in my name MaskOfSanityX138: Ask if she likes cockkkkk is her mouthhhhh. |
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| BecauseImBrad | Jun 6 2005, 01:13 PM Post #6 |
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Zeldaboy14: IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!! Xscarredxinsidex: you think everything's a trap. remember the time I tried to give you that popsicle and you thought I was trying to blow up the time/space continuum? Zeldaboy14: it was a trap! Zeldaboy14: the only safe way was to detonate it Xscarredxinsidex: ...it was a popsicle |
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| BecauseImBrad | Jun 9 2005, 11:21 AM Post #7 |
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Papacha Nanidan: hey brad Zeldaboy14: hey Papacha Nanidan: whats up? Zeldaboy14: nothin.sitting here festering in my sweat naked playing ninja gaiden Papacha Nanidan: skeet skeet skeet Papacha Nanidan: I mean Papacha Nanidan: gross |
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| Baby Hitler | Jun 9 2005, 12:09 PM Post #8 |
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Papacha Nanidan: oh, and have I told you how frank almost killed everyone in the school yesterday? Zeldaboy14: no? Zeldaboy14: whatd he do? Papacha Nanidan: then you have to hear about it Papacha Nanidan: ok Papacha Nanidan: this is a long story Papacha Nanidan: so get some popcorn Papacha Nanidan: in Organic chemistry, there are only 4 students left (the seniors having graduated a week earlier). Because of that, we were just fucking around. Our teacher decided to have us make nylon Papacha Nanidan: now, the instructions for the lab are as follows: basically, we had to make 2 solutions, one of 25ml methylenediamine and 25ml of NaOH, the other of 1ml of sebacyl chloride in 25ml of distilled water Papacha Nanidan: well, frank didn't read too well. So, he neglected to add the 25ml of NaOH to the methylenediamine, and added 25ml of sebacyl chloride (not: this is 2500% the intended amount) to it Papacha Nanidan: well, it started to smoke Papacha Nanidan: a lot Papacha Nanidan: like, a fucking fire extinguisher Papacha Nanidan: white smoke was gouting out. The entire lab was filled with it Papacha Nanidan: the problem here, of course, were the 2 solutions- 1 was ammonia based, the other chlorine Papacha Nanidan: chlorine gas = toxic/corrosive Papacha Nanidan: ammonia gas = toxic/corrosive Zeldaboy14: i love my figsy Papacha Nanidan: yeah Papacha Nanidan: oh, and a nice, hard solid was formed in the beaker Papacha Nanidan: kinda like rubber Papacha Nanidan: so, if anyone dies of poisoning in the next few days, we all know why Zeldaboy14: wow Papacha Nanidan: yep Zeldaboy14: figs is al queda Papacha Nanidan: but it was a lot of fun Papacha Nanidan: ROFL Papacha Nanidan: he is from texas Papacha Nanidan: texas = oil = terrorist |
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| BecauseImBrad | Jun 18 2005, 12:59 PM Post #9 |
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Zeldaboy14: any word on that ATX? Dispater Mike: No. I was waiting for you to give me a model number. :-) Zeldaboy14: blast you and your estrogenical treachery Dispater Mike: I think you mean technocratic oligarchy. Zeldaboy14: that just made the chat log |
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| BecauseImBrad | Jun 18 2005, 01:26 PM Post #10 |
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why do all my conversations with women end up like this one?: Zeldaboy14: when i lived in kenosha,my old house was like that.at any given time of the day,there were at least 10 people at my house burLesque shows: haha jeeeez Zeldaboy14: i came home from college one night and there were like 20 people at my house. and 2 chicks were fucking on my bed burLesque shows: jesus, haha. burLesque shows: sounds pretty crazy burLesque shows: you shoulda just jumped on in there, haha. Zeldaboy14: not with those 2 Zeldaboy14: they were the by the book lesbians that hate men burLesque shows: ohh.. maybe not so much then. haha Zeldaboy14: yeah.they might have cut my penis off burLesque shows: that would've sucked a whooole lot. Zeldaboy14: maybe then.as of late,it hasnt been getting much use :-( burLesque shows: awe. :\ burLesque shows: i know how that goes. ;P Zeldaboy14: you have a penis too? burLesque shows: yup! burLesque shows: haha |
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| emperorkursan | Jun 18 2005, 10:42 PM Post #11 |
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Her clits the size of a blackjack I bet by crickey! |
| Even if we are imprisoned in the galaxy's cycle of rebirth, the emotions that were left behind will break through the door! Even if the infinite universe stands against us, the boiling of our blood will pierce destiny! Breaking through heaven and the dimensions, we'll show you our path with force! Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann! Who the fuck do you think we are?! | |
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| BecauseImBrad | Jun 19 2005, 11:25 AM Post #12 |
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ironicaly.this is one of the fat chicks thats in love with me. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! |
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| tawnos | Jun 19 2005, 10:06 PM Post #13 |
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Fat chicks need lovin too brad. |
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| BecauseImBrad | Jun 19 2005, 11:25 PM Post #14 |
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cept they gotta pay. and to top it off,she JUST turned 17.how do i let her down? |
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| astrocan | Jun 20 2005, 01:35 AM Post #15 |
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a greeting card. Or one of those people who deliver telegrams by singing them to the recipient. |
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I like board games more than most people. By that I mean that I like board games more than most people like board games. But also, I like board games more than I like most people. | |
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| BecauseImBrad | Jun 20 2005, 01:57 PM Post #16 |
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Zeldaboy14: she propositioned me for sex last night.it was hilarious Mencken1984: are you serious? Mencken1984: ha Zeldaboy14: yeah Mencken1984: hahahahaha Zeldaboy14: id do it,but i honestly dont know if shes clean Mencken1984: yeah, good point Zeldaboy14: i think ill let her put her mouth on my penis and we'll call it a night |
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| TORYRULESANDYOUDONTEVENKNOWIT | Jun 20 2005, 02:15 PM Post #17 |
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FLARE123xxx (2:36:35 PM): I got my moniter FLARE123xxx (2:36:36 PM): now ToryTheTool (2:36:42 PM): oh snap!!! ToryTheTool (2:36:46 PM): man i gotta see it soon ToryTheTool (2:36:51 PM): is it awesome? FLARE123xxx (2:36:53 PM): YES!! FLARE123xxx (2:37:05 PM): i went from a big wheel to a Escalade |
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| tawnos | Jun 20 2005, 04:40 PM Post #18 |
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I imagine letting her down gently in brads eyes would go a little something, like this: Brad: "Everyone who gets to sit on my penis step forward." *chick steps forward* Brad: "Not so fast youngin'." |
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| tawnos | Jun 20 2005, 05:22 PM Post #19 |
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I imagine letting her down gently in brads eyes would go a little something, like this: Brad: "Everyone who gets to sit on my penis step forward." *chick steps forward* Brad: "Not so fast youngin'." |
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| Fantastic Dan | Jun 20 2005, 05:22 PM Post #20 |
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Having sex with a fat chick is just like riding a scooter. Its fun while youre doing it, but you wouldnt want any of your friends to see you. |
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| BecauseImBrad | Jun 21 2005, 10:57 PM Post #21 |
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Zeldaboy14: man Zeldaboy14: how hard is it to find a group in FFXI? BTCcore: huh? BTCcore: depends on the job Zeldaboy14: well,generaly,how hard is it to find someone to help you with a quest? BTCcore: for you it would be quite easy with me, chris, or lee to help you Zeldaboy14: ah,im talking about similarities in FFXI and WoW.i spent the last hour and a half trying to find someone to help me on a quest.and its like,if youre not in a guild,then youre on your own for help BTCcore: thats how it is sorta here, but you can usually get something together. its just may take a little longer than expected BTCcore: the good thing, is for quests all you have to do is shout in jeuno and you should get a few replies from that Zeldaboy14: youre lucky.you have comrades.all i have is a bag of poison and some knives :-( BTCcore: /comfort |
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| Fantastic Dan | Jun 22 2005, 01:50 PM Post #22 |
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toolfanAS: im not giving you $25 XCharTekX: then im picking your up and leaving you in racine toolfanAS: ill just call brad then toolfanAS: he live in racine XCharTekX: then mexico it is toolfanAS: then ill call Paco toolfanAS: he lives in mexico XCharTekX: fine i'll just cut you into pieces and mail you to your parents XCharTekX: who you gonna call now FOOLIO toolfanAS: ill call philip, he lives in pieces XCharTekX: LOL |
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| emperorkursan | Jun 22 2005, 02:48 PM Post #23 |
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Foolio is my new favorite word |
| Even if we are imprisoned in the galaxy's cycle of rebirth, the emotions that were left behind will break through the door! Even if the infinite universe stands against us, the boiling of our blood will pierce destiny! Breaking through heaven and the dimensions, we'll show you our path with force! Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann! Who the fuck do you think we are?! | |
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| TORYRULESANDYOUDONTEVENKNOWIT | Jun 23 2005, 07:42 PM Post #24 |
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davidsonknowhere: why don't you have bf2 torythetool: because my computer sucks davidsonknowhere: that sucks torythetool: jesus christ we have this conversation everytime you talk to me |
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| emperorkursan | Jun 23 2005, 08:45 PM Post #25 |
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ToryTheTool: it is now legal for the government to steal your land and sell it to wal mart ToryTheTool: thats pretty sad EmperorKursan: walmart=indians government= the french your land= america you= pilgrims EmperorKursan: wait that doesnt make any sense EmperorKursan: ignore that ToryTheTool: no it doesnt! ToryTheTool: but ToryTheTool: you = indians, wal mart = government, government = god - that is correct ToryTheTool: manifest destiny LOLZ EmperorKursan: Walmart has manifest destiny? EmperorKursan: lol ditto EmperorKursan: fucking history class. ToryTheTool: amen EmperorKursan: I'm claiming manifest destiny to take cheeseburgers. ToryTheTool: im claiming manifest destiny to take your anal virginity ToryTheTool: GOD WANTS IT TO BE SO EmperorKursan: Oh noes! EmperorKursan: my ass= indian burial ground EmperorKursan: you= indiana jones ToryTheTool: I must take it and replace with something of equal weight but then a large dark object chases me ToryTheTool: poop jokes++ EmperorKursan: indeed |
| Even if we are imprisoned in the galaxy's cycle of rebirth, the emotions that were left behind will break through the door! Even if the infinite universe stands against us, the boiling of our blood will pierce destiny! Breaking through heaven and the dimensions, we'll show you our path with force! Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann! Who the fuck do you think we are?! | |
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