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| Charlie | May 18 2008, 03:10 PM Post #16 |
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Briareos
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nick, can you send me that? i need that. my email is charlesmbulger@gmail.com |
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| Charlie | May 18 2008, 03:17 PM Post #17 |
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Briareos
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also, lee the song is perfect. |
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| lei | May 18 2008, 03:25 PM Post #18 |
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oh yeah good call. like 5 mins of silence then..... this would probably qualify as a concept album. plus ian's bringing his dijareedoo over tuesday. maybe we'll make some world music? as a bonus if you buy the album on itunes? |
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| lei | May 18 2008, 03:26 PM Post #19 |
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wild in 06'
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omg were all online right now. omg |
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| DonQuixote | May 18 2008, 06:58 PM Post #20 |
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Inpincible!
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I aspire to one day be cool enough to deserve that song. |
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| IAn | May 18 2008, 08:07 PM Post #21 |
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Presiding Yeti
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Donny can didge too (only far better than I)... tuesday, Don? |
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| lei | May 19 2008, 06:58 AM Post #22 |
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wild in 06'
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so i went online and searched up video's for a while and the didjereedooo(sp?) is so much more complex then i thought. dude ambient-bongo-infused-spoken-poetry-expirimental. ian bring over all of your poetry |
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| MikeSex | Jul 13 2008, 07:41 AM Post #23 |
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"Can we say 'Alpha Numeric' everytime we high five?" "...No, Chad."
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| DonQuixote | Jul 13 2008, 11:31 AM Post #24 |
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Inpincible!
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Did you intentionally blur 'Ocarina of Rhyme' to hell and back? Because it is really hard to look at. Sweet, though. |
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| Nick | Jul 13 2008, 07:14 PM Post #25 |
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Show me your moves!
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Hello lawsuit |
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| MikeSex | Jul 14 2008, 02:05 AM Post #26 |
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Pssh, that don't look like no Master Sword. I sure as hell don't see a Triforce. Alright, it is a Master Sword. But you can't just own a Master of swords. |
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"Can we say 'Alpha Numeric' everytime we high five?" "...No, Chad."
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| lei | Jul 14 2008, 08:32 AM Post #27 |
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i wanna be like nick mccarty i wanna be like my friend nick |
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| MikeSex | Jul 20 2008, 12:09 AM Post #28 |
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I searched ocarina of rhyme on Yahoo! and got this:![]() In the Chamber of the Sages, Link, the Kokiri, awoke, Only to find his good wings and an old bloke. Navi his faerie squealed with delight, For Link had grown up to be quite a handsome sight Surprised and astonished Link looked to the old man Who only grinned and chuckled, then began: “I am Raul, the Sage of Light. You are here for the saviour has chosen your might. You are now the Hero of Time For only you can make this great climb Come forth, come forth, I say to ye To bring back Hyrule from this great misery! Break the seals, which bind the sages And they will help you for rending their cages. Ganondorf, the evil Gerudian one Has taken the Triforce of Power and left Hyrule with none. Link, Hyrule begs for your mettle So that all this fighting will finally settle. I shall give to you the Emblem of Light, It contains my spirit and will help with your fight. Now go, Link, and be the stunt man!” With a flash of blue, the light spanned; Link awoke at the place where he last slept. And from the Temple of Time, out he stepped Only to find a man, maybe a year older, Dressed in Sheikah tights from foot to shoulder. “I have been waiting for you, Hero of Time,” he said. “Now that you are awake from your bed, I must tell you a story of long, long ago. When evil ruled all, the sacred realm called For those destined to be sages But were in the five temples for ages. One in a deep Forest Down, One on Mountain Up High, One under clear, wet sky, One within the House of the Shadows, The last inside the Goddess of the Sand. Together with the Hero of Time Good will defeat evil and it’s deadly crimes. Then the world will be BROUGHT BACK TO IT’S PRIME. Now Link, there is a girl in the forest waiting for you A girl from your past, who you once knew. Farewell for now, Adieu, Adieu!” In a flash of sight the Sheikah was gone. Onto the forest, the chosen trudged on. There the hero found Saria, his best friend Who he promised to be friends with forever ‘til the end. He also found Mido, his childhood rival Who was waiting too long for good Link’s arrival. But little Mido didn’t recognize this man called “Link” For rtrue Kokiri children do not grow, nor shrink. The Green Knight was shown to the Baby Deku Sprout Who told Link what his true past was about. He found out he was not of Kokiri, As a matter of fact, he was of Hylian debris. His father deceased and mother withered At the trunk of Great Deku who solemnly shivered And took poor Link in and raised him as his own For he had predicted this child’s fate was that of well known. Link accomplished one task, only four more to go! Now on he stumbled to the Triangle Bolero! Up on Death Mountain he met the young Goron son Of Goron King, Darunia, the hard rocky one. He told the man, clad in green, of Volvagia, the fiery foe “Oh me, oh my, oh no, oh no! Link, Link, hero to us all, Save us, save us, before we all fall!” The hero crept his way up to the fire’s heartless core And beat Volvagia in an engagement of mourn. Seven years back Link had found a friend. It’s name was Volvagia and this was it’s end. Link bled with anguish for grief had just struck; He was forced to receive the darkest of luck. While Link had been sleeping all those long years, Volvagia had been mind-cleansed and could no longer hear. A friend’s worst nightmare is for their friend to turn And later to have to kill them to save all others from burn. The young Hylian, trying his best not to bleed, Made his way down from the sorrowful high screed. Down below he found his brother fading away: The Boulder King was the Sage of Fiery gray. All he left was the Firelight medal, That shone as dim as an overflowing kettle. Link travelled to the Sink of the Zora, Only to see everything in frozen aura. He found Morpha the big blob of jelly Who wanted to have Link in its see-through glass belly. In a soon well-aimed strike he hit the nuclea-eye, Morpha melted, mourned, and finally died. Link then found out that the Lady of the Lake was a sage And finally received the medallion of water’s age. On he swam through the wind of dirt When suddenly appeared the Sheikah, who grabbed onto Link’s shirt He pulled Link down and solemnly said: “Watch your feet, Green Man or soon you’ll be dead!” Then he pointed to a dark abyss in the ground, “You should be more cautious in this arid compound. Follow me; I’ll take you to a safer place, But do be aware of its disgraceful false face.” On they went, away from where they dispatched And soon made it to the domain where they latched. During the Nox, Link awoke to many illusions Of past times before all of his present confusions. One thing still ran around through his head: What was the name of this Sheikah he had met? Unfortunate for Link, they were ambushed by Gerudos And the true persona of the Sheikah was exposed. The Sheikah said, “I go by Sheik, that is my name. I serve only Ganondorf, the one and the same. I’m sorry dear hero of what you became.” With a pound to the head, Link was knocked out. Once he woke up, he found himself in doubt. But hooray for him he found the goddess of sand And with her last help he could finally save this land! Alas, the goddess, Nabooru, was under a mind-control spell, But good faerie, Navi, found where the charm had dwelled. “Link, Link, the jewel on her forehead!” the winged said loud. Right when Link struck, out burst a cloud. Finally, Nabooru was unattached, She joined Link and then they all dispatched, But Sheik came with the Gerudos and halted Link in his track. Instead of fighting him, Sheik hit the Gerudo behind Link’s back. It was all clear now that Sheik was good all along And so they escaped from the flaming throng. Sooner or later they found a deserted shrine There, Sheik showed Link his true design: In glimmering seconds, Sheik was the Hylian Princess. He was now a she in her royal moonshine dress. Link stared at the Princess in astonishment and awe, The Princess Zelda was as beautiful as a crystal rose that had thawed. The Silent Elf didn’t know what to say, He wanted to have this moment ever since that last day. Suddenly, Zelda was locked in crystal cage And out appeared Ganondorf, eyes burning with rage. “You managed to deceive me for seven damn years! As punishment, you must pay with your blood and tears!” Then the dark of the night turned to Link Already the hero’s heart began to sink. “If you wish to save this princess of yours, Come to my castle through its raging doors.” Into the sky, evil and its ice disappeared. The numerous kidnappings of Zelda, what Link always feared. Ganondorf’s castle was floating over liquid flame pit. Boiling like rain in the desert, Link soon overcame it. The sages came and built a rainbow bridge From the miserable ground up to the miserable ridge. He dashed into the room where an instrument sung And up just above, Zelda’s prison hung. She slowly opened her eyes as Link drew nearer. Right at the moment things grew queerer. Three right hands began to sing with light. The three pieces of the Triforce wanted to reunite. “Courage, wisdom, power. This is the beginning of your final hour. To make your death more painful, Hand over the Triforce of Courage for me to be gainful.” Link said not one word, instead he attacked, Giving less time for Ganondorf to react. But alas, for Link, this demon was quick. He defended himself; the Mastersword left not even a nick. Then Ganondorf sent out black magic through his palms. They shot out towards Link like deadly atomic bombs. Navi could in no way help her dear friend. There were too much dark waves, if she went further her life would end. Link hopped out of the way just in time As the bombs hit the floor screaming their wild rhyme. The evil-repeller sung its tunes As it slashed at Ganondorf’s faceless runes. The enemy yelled in voiceless pain, His armour was shattered, bleeding out from their drains. Like a pig digging for truffles in the ground, Ganondorf stampeded towards Link with great sound. CLASH! went the steels as they slammed together. The blades of lightning with fearsome weather. Ganondorf sent chills of dark waves through his blade And onto the floor the green knight soon laid. “How pitiful it is to see you lying there. How embarrassing, to be defeated in the eyes of Hyrule’s heir. Farewell, pathetic fool, for this is your bitter end!” And with the final slash he stabbed Link in the gut, But dead he was not; in fact, quite uncut! Zelda gasped as Link’s eyes turned bright. In the voice of the sages and himself he did recite: “Ganondorf, your end has come. We are the sages that have become one. To the dark endless world we shall send you And bring back the world of Hyrule anew!” Out from Link’s body came all six sages, All six attacked with the Hero of Ages. Down, down, down, into the Dark world! Down, down, down, evil’s vision swirled! Zelda was set free from her cage And soon Hyrule will be back to golden age. She daintily ran to the injured Link Who stood in his place, not knowing what to think. Zelda gave him the greatest hug of a bear, Tears streaming down her soft cheeks of fair. “Hero, Link, we all deeply thank you. But I am afraid that there is one thing I must do. I must send you back to your time, Where Hyrule, now, is free of crime.” Link looked sad as a puppy of unrequited love, But he understood what had to be done. He handed the princess, fairer than the moon, The Ocarina of Time; a tune was played soon. Up, up, up, hero and faerie had to go Up, up, up, so very, very slow. Link awoke in the Temple of Time. His head pounding with endless rhyme. Navi, his pixie-girl was sent back to the forest To live in peace and harmony and happily flourish. To Hyrule Castle garden the young lad ran. To find there, his princess . . . Where everything began. |
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| Nick | Jul 20 2008, 12:12 AM Post #29 |
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I saw that a little while ago. But I swear, nothing came up when I originally Googled Ocarina or Rhyme. Patent pending. |
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| DonQuixote | Jul 20 2008, 02:00 AM Post #30 |
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Inpincible!
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Okay, second album- Ocarina of Rhyme: The Minish Rap |
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