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You Can't Roller Skate in A Buffalo Herd; Rorick's tagged, but it's open.
Topic Started: Aug 5 2016, 01:08 AM (301 Views)
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((Aiden Slattery continued from It's Raining, It's Pouring))

Easy, easy, easy, few more steps or so. Junko was right there, having a stare off with the horizon or whatever, just totally clueless. Hadn't snuck up on anybody in a while now, his baby bro had prolly been the last one. Man, it was the best, that little harmless thrill that made him feel so fucking happy nonetheless. Really had to be careful to not start giggling like a classroom full of preteen chicks. No problemo though, he had this one.

Heard some rustling. Came from Junks, or from something she was holding in her hands. Maybe chips or something? Sure sounded like it. Well shit, now he kinda wanted some of that as well, chances were they were some of those Cheetos she was always going on about. Like, hadn't tried them himself yet, nope, but he knew he liked a lot of things the chick did, so those were prolly ace as fuck as well. She wasn't gonna mind sharing some, right?

Sure but, if he pulled that little prank he was just about to pull, maybe she was gonna prank him back, not let him have any of those. Eye for an eye, tit for tat, a Roland for an Oliver, that sorta deal. Fuck, choice was tough like a bitch's nails here, like.
Aiden stopped for a second, maybe two large steps away from her back. He held his rollerblades in his hands, one of them in each. Couldn't take both in one hand, would make too much clinking and tinky-tinking noises, no way he could ninja his way on someone like that. But maybe, he wasn't going to now.

Snacks or snickers, oldest question in the book right here. Woulda done some eenie meenie miney mo shit or something to make the choice for him, but he couldn't waste that much time, girl could turn around any second and bust his ass. Yeah, had to go fast now. Think quick. Kiosk was around the corner, he could still just do a Flash real quick and get some from there if she denied him hers. That settled it then. No more Mr Nice Guy here.

He made another step, mouth twitching a bit from that wide ass grin on his face. Ready, steady...now!

He jumped forward, both rollerblades still firmly gripped in his hands and hugged Junko from behind by throwing his arms around her neck. The rollerblades collided against each other mid-air, creating a short sound like he was hammering away on a steel pipe.

"Freeze, criminal scum! Hand over all of your snack bags this instant or I will use deadly force!"
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Aiden chuckled when her felt her squirm and trying to wrestle out of his bear hug, but no chance. Being all tiny didn't mean he had nothing in his arms, no Sir. Could keep this madam on lockdown all day if he wanted, no escaping unless he released her from his grip. Which he did, right then. Any longer and it'd get awkward, like, there were other peeps there and he didn't want Junks to get any sort of wrong idea here. So he he untied his arms from around her body and took a step back, to give her room to breathe.

"Denied. This is a free country, but not for snack hoarding scum like you! Then again...I'm nothing if not corrupt, you see."

He positioned herself next to her, laying his rollerblades down on the picnic table. He looked at her, then at the bag of Cheetos, then back at her. He wiggled his eyebrows, making his intention very clear.

"Bribery accepted. Even though I've never tried Flaming Hots before, but like, only one way to find out, right?" He reached out for the bag and reached into it, all the way down, fumbled around a bit inside, until he got hold of a sucker he was satisfied with. Felt big enough, just about right for him, he was frickin' starvin' and all, so he was.

Retracting his now grizzly-greasy fingers, he brought a single Cheeto to light and held it in front of his face, examining it. "Damn like...thing looks like a peanut and some fried chicken got it on without a rubber, you follow me? " He grinned at her, then shrugged. "Eh, if it tastes like the two combined, I'm still down. Prolly not, but one can dream, right?" With a wink, he basically tossed the thing into his open mouth.

Instant regrets, fuck. Like, he shoulda figured, Flaming Hot prolly didn't mean it was gonna be mild like an old granny or something, but holy flamin' shit, had it in his mouth for two seconds and he felt like he needed to call 911 or some shit. To arrest Junko, put out the flames in his mouth, get his a fucking rescue waggon, all at frickin' once!

"Oh, fuck." He put his hand in front of his mouth, pressed his palm down on it. He could instantly feel how he was beginning to sweat, tearing up and everything. The hell had he been thinking, couldn't even eat a pepperoni without having to suck a cow dry of milk. Fuck, milk sounded like a good plan right now.

"Jesus Christ, Junks, you really are going to jail for this." That's what he wanted to say, but with all his mumbling, no idea if any of that had come through. Maybe she had some water with her though, anything. She had to, like, how the hell could she have been eatin' those things otherwise? Chick had to be on fire, more than usual.

It would have been logical for him to look somewhere under the ground, underneath the picnic table. Would have been logical for Junks to have a bottle stored away there. Only his mind was everything but logical in that moment, felt like all nerve paths were burning down as well. So Aiden got up, looked around and then he spotted someone ahead, not too far away.

Tiny thing, thought he had seen her before, some time, forgot her name in the haste of the moment, but not like he cared right now - only thing that mattered was that small bottle she was carrying with herself, fucking salvation.

"Hey, can I have that for a moment? Please, it's really sorta very urgent!"

Again, no idea if any of that came through, with his hand on his mouth and all. Maybe she would understand him frantically pointing at the bottle with his other hand, like a goddamn maniac. He really, really, really hoped she would.
Edited by Rorick Skyve, Sep 6 2016, 05:45 PM.
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Man, the hell had he been thinkin' trying to eat that stuff? Couldn't even eat a pepperoni without turning into Bowser, spitting flames and shit - dumb freakin' move, hunger prolly got to him.


Aiden heard Junko shouting something, but he didn't really hear what it was, all of his brain was just focused on that bottle there in the tiny chick's hand. Fuck, she could have gone waterboarding on his ass with it for all he cared, as long as some of that water was gettin' into his mouth asap.

Looked like he was in luck though, little one had a heart of frickin' gold, giving the thing up like that. He immediately took hold of the bottle with both hands as she held it to his chest. "Don't worry, don't worry, all good, just need to-" Yikes, could feel his tongue going numb. Had to save the rest of the talking for later. With lots of fumbling, he removed the cap and immediately brought the opening to his lips, no second thoughts. Took one swig, then another, then finally decided 'fuck it' and went chug-a-lug.

Half the bottle later, Aiden was satisfied and lowered it again, wiping his lips with one hand. He looked down at Bryony - oh right, that was her name - giving her a somewhat exhausted smile. "Jesus, sorry about that. You're a real lifesaver, thanks a whole bunch." He turned his head to notice Junko, who had come next to him, some water of her own in her hand. "Ah, rats. Guess I shoulda waited a bit, huh?"

Shit was kinda funny, embarrassing but funny. Sure hoped Tiny would see it the same way. "Yeah, sorry Bry, had a bit of an accident and stuff." Mouth was still kinda itchy and stuff, but a whole damn lot better than before, to be sure. "Want me to give you a buck or two for a new one?"
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