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@ Slamexo: My, how I await to get into your mind and find out what makes you tick, what you love, what you hate... I'm MK, but if you ever stumble onto the SoTF chatroom, you'll find I'm called something very different there (you'll recognize me, though, my username is still MK Kilmarnock even if nobody actually uses it). So, yeah, welcome, and I really look forward to getting to know you! ... All of you. Muahahaha and other cliched bits of laughterohgodpleasekillme.


Yeah, just copypasta that message to any of the other new guys.. rather, newer than me. V4 is my first shindig too (and oh the places we'll go).
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The reds? Feh. They've got more power, but they're seasoned and not ready to fly off the handle. Us light blues are far... FAR worse.
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Love... love us... us forever... LOVE... US FOREVER... LOVE... A... AUGH.... AAAAOOOUUGH...

KIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

(P.S. I'm totes a mod. If the mods are this crazy, what are the hopes of survival?)
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Nuh-uh-uh!

You're a senior mod, but we're called just plain ol' vanilla regular mods, damn it! I hate hate HATE the word 'junior'. It makes me feel like an undersized whopper or frosty shake.

... Mmm... milkshake.
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*includes Mimi... in a giant party filled with death, chainsaws, and love*

So yeah, welcome and all that fun stuff! Remember, we're here to help you create several figments of your imagination that will then be ceaselessly tortured and forced to fight against all they love, so, uh... work with us and we'll be a happy (if severely dysfunctional) family!
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I think I like you. Maybe it's the tennis ball.
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*blasts the rules with a shotgun*

Get it now? Are you not entertained!? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? *is tranquilized and dragged away by the senior mods and admins, still screaming and ranting about entertainment*
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'Oy, who the hell is this WinterWolf chick? She looks like a freaking n-...

... Oh. U-U-Uh... H-hi, Mel!

(I'm not getting it for another year or so, now... fffffffffff)

So yeah, welcome!
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Why... hello there... Vinny...

My name... I am... it is... MK....

We'll be best friends... yes?

But no, of course, do have fun of all kinds! Or else.
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James, I thought I told you no teeth?

But yeah, if you haven't figured it out yet, this is pretty much what we're all like until it's time for the 'serious business' stuff.
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Welcome, all folks I haven't welcomed yet.

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What flavor is your soul?
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Lies, it comes from the number of times you have your period daily.
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No. Also, this brings me to my next announcement, I have a new job! "Troublesome member disposal". I feed all the members that we don't like to Mimi after I bludgeon them unconcious.

It's more fun if they're alive at the time.
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Hee hee... silly T-Fox, don't you realize that Mimi isn't even CLOSE to the scariest thing we have on this site? She's kinda like the noob-killer; if they can't get past her, they're screwed.

Which is why we all love our daily serving of Meemz.
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Oh KV, you're so copy paste.

... That means we have to kill you now. And Danetrix too, because he knows too much.
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