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Introduction Thread; Introduce Yourself Here!
Topic Started: Jan 4 2009, 06:50 PM (9,551 Views)
Rattlesnake
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Now you may be wondering, who was wearing the bolo tie? Me or the shark? Answer: YES!
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I was going to comment on how bad of an into thread this was. But then I saw a couple actual intros, rendering my pontification moot. Also, Death disapproves with not typing in caps lock. Of course, he's prolly got an all-caps font, seeing as he has caps that are caps among caps in the sense that they are bigger caps than the other caps. Also also, "caps" no longer looks like a word.

On a more serious note, how exactly does one go about reading through v1 and v2? I mean, there's a bajillion threads in a bazillion areas, each with a zillion people doing a grillion different things, and there's not much way to tell the order except by looking for post dates.

(A final, less serious note [again]: "bajillion" is evidentally not a word. Neither is grillion. But zillion and bazillion are A-OK.)
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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

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Rattlesnake
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Now you may be wondering, who was wearing the bolo tie? Me or the shark? Answer: YES!
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Darnit, Scipher, I was just putting the finishing touches on my new character who divides his time between being an Olympic wrestler, an Olympic weightlifter, an Olympic fencer, an Olympic shooter, robbing from congressmen and giving the money to the poor, and eating babies.

Now I have to start all over again.

Also, welcome from another troper, who actually feels dirty using tropes or calling themselves a troper. Although it's fun sometimes to kinda sneak in some phrases that have evident meaning and kind of giggle inside because you just used jargon that's not jargon. Yeah.
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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

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Rattlesnake
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Now you may be wondering, who was wearing the bolo tie? Me or the shark? Answer: YES!
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Welcome aboard, Stark! It’ll be a pleasure meeting (and killing) your characters. Also, you’re totally welcome (and encouraged!) to visit the chat.

Now what was that rule we decided on, first member to greet a newbie gets access to the Endgame forum and free waffles?
VeeFive


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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

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Rattlesnake
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Now you may be wondering, who was wearing the bolo tie? Me or the shark? Answer: YES!
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So the waffles are still on?
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Rattlesnake
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Now you may be wondering, who was wearing the bolo tie? Me or the shark? Answer: YES!
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Also, be sure to ask Mimi about cashews.
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Now you may be wondering, who was wearing the bolo tie? Me or the shark? Answer: YES!
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banthesun
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I ca't be the only person who read that as werevulva...
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Rattlesnake
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Now you may be wondering, who was wearing the bolo tie? Me or the shark? Answer: YES!
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Welcome to SotF, where if nobody's talking about vaginas, nobody's talking at all.
VeeFive


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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

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Rattlesnake
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Now you may be wondering, who was wearing the bolo tie? Me or the shark? Answer: YES!
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That has to be the best way of finding this site ever.

Welcome aboard, and please submit your age, gender, location, psychiactric problems, totem animal, THAC0, flavor of soul, and a list of 6 different ways to kill an attempted rapist at the age of 13 (assuming both parents are dead).
VeeFive


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