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As they tightened the extension cord noose around his neck to the sound of strangled chortling, MURDERWEASEL: GAVIN FREE-ARSONIST had to make one last play. "Guys, guys, guys...wot if, you had a million dollars,"

"Lotta money," BIKRIKI: BARBARA DUNKLEMAN-TOWN ROLEBLOCKER interjected.

"Lotta money," Gavin agreed, "but wot if to keep it, you had to sent all your friends on fire? Eh? Eh?"

"Gavin..." started FLARE: MILES LUNA-TOWN BACK-UP FLAVOR COP, "did someone pay you a million dollars to kill everyone in the office?"

"Well...no. But, but, wot if, though? I mean, come on, right? You'd be for it, yeah?"

"No," said Miles.

"Nope," answered GRIM WOLF: BRUCE GREENE-SURVIVOR and d4NNYrULX: JAMES WILLEMS-TOWN COMMUTER in unison.

"...nah," Barbara finished, after entirely too much thinking. Together, she and Miles booted Gavin's chair out from underneath him and left him to hang.

As the other two were distracted with the captivating display of Gavin's bizarrely choreographed death, Bruce and James slowly took out their guns and removed their masks to reveal GRIM WOLF: GEOFF RAMSEY-MAFIA GODFATHER and d4NNYrULX: JACK PATILLO-MAFIA ROLECOP

"DADDY'S HOME!"

With two shots, the week of horror came to a close.

"Man. We kinda...we kinda burned a whole bridge here, didn't we Geoff?"

"Nah, we did what we had to do. I'm sure nobody cared about any of that RWBY or podcast shit. We're the heart of this company. Maybe we can get Ray to come back now that all those other pricks are dead, people would forget about murder for that."

"I dunno. One thing still bothers me. We didn't kill that intern, and they weren't burned alive so they weren't part of Gavin's whole...thing. So what happened there?"

"H-hello," a voice from the conference room shakily called out, "can I come out now?"

"...what the fuck."

Turns out the kid fell asleep on the job and was too scared to tell anybody when all the commotion started. Didn't want to lose his job. They all had a good laugh about it. Geoff sent him out for coffee.

As he turned to leave, Geoff pressed the gun back into Jack's hand and mouthed "No witnesses."


MAFIA ARE VICTORIOUS! CONGRATULATIONS GRIM WOLF, d4NNYrULX, AND REMOTE CONTROL!

Fallout thread to come after I finish this blog post for school, hopefully before my next class.
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