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Ruggahissy
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Nov 1 2015, 05:52 PM
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Suspicion had been diverted elsewhere, he thought sleepily. Moving robotically, Caleb picked up the milk and poured into the measuring cup, stooping down to be level with the cup to see that the exact amount of liquid had been poured. As with chemicals, trying to eye the measurement from above the cup did not yield accurate results.
Then he remembered it was frosting and not dangerous chemicals, and dumped the milk into the bowl unceremoniously. Using the teaspoons he threw an appropriate amount of vanilla extract in with the milk, reasoning that wet ingredients mixed with other wet ingredients would be fine.
"Alright alright, let's get this done and get to cake." He paused. "Uh, go team," he added halfheartedly.
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things Things people say - Today at 8:38 PM imagine this happening in life and you pissed off a cop and he made you live with some incontinent sodafreak
05:57 NotAFlyingToyYou would not kill a policeman 05:57 NotAFlyingToyYou would not steal his helmet 05:57 NotAFlyingToyYou would not defecate in his helmet and mail it to his grieving family. 05:57 NotAFlyingToyYou would not steal it again
17:06 Ruggawork An orison is a prayer 17:07 trash i don't know why i thought it was a bird 17:07 trash who looks at random ass words and thinks "huh what does that mean? whatever it's probably a bird"
14:11 Kalopsia I HEARD FURRIES AND I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD. 14:11 Imehal Lovely. 14:11 Imehal Read that again.
20:16Outfoxd I SAID I'M TAKIN IT BACK FROM THE SALTINE ESTABLISHMENT 20:16Meeemz Half the drag queens on Drag Race would beg to differ. 20:16Outfoxd EVERYONE KNOWS ALL DANCE CAME FROM AFRICA 20:17Outfoxd YOU CRACKAS NEED TO PUT SOME CHEESE ON YOSELF AND GO SIT ON A SNACK TRAY SOMEWHERE
21:07craft i 21:07craft am a fan of blowjbs. 21:07craft nods sagely 21:07Rugga ? 21:07Rugga Does that mean you get a lot of them or give a lot? 21:07craft yes 21:07craft wait 21:07Rugga ....
22:31Mimi THATS WHAT I THPGUTH 22:31Mimi THOUGHTU 22:31mudkip MIMI'S TURN 22:31Ruggahissy Thougt 22:31Ruggahissy THOUGHT 22:31Mimi HOUGHT 22:31Ruggahissy We got it 22:31Mimi THOUGHT 22:31Ruggahissy WE GOT IT 22:31Mimi we did good 22:32Mimi we're a good team
22:46 Meeemz I love dicks, though 22:46 Meeemz er 22:46 Rugga Sig quote 22:46 NaftUm 22:46 Meeemz dicky characters 22:46 Meeemz GOD NO
19:45 BikrikiI am pretty sure we can built a bridge to jerking off
00:11 Mimi DOESN'T FOAM BREAK EASILY 00:11 Ruggahissy Not if you wrap it in duct tape 00:11 MurderWeasel There's a fiberglass core. 00:12 MurderWeasel And the foam is some special sort you buy directly from another dimension using souls as currency or something. 00:12 Ruggahissy.........
14:42 Bikriki JA! Stick it in ze boot! 14:43 Rugga I LOVE THIS KID 14:43 Bikriki adds that to list of sexual euphemisms 14:43 Skyler_Phone You have a list? 14:43 Bikriki <.< 14:43 Bikriki >.> 14:43 Bikriki No...
Victoria says: Oh wait, I totally forgot to tell you last night because I was busy whoring Mimi says: STORY OF MY LIFE
16:42 KamiKaze I've always wondered what using a fleshlight feels like. 16:42 KamiKaze Too bad I'm not special because God didn't give me a penis. ):
17:46 Dom LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART, NOT YOUR VAGOO
Ruggahissy this dress makes me feel like I should be having tea with the mad hatter. Not getting felt up by drunk Germans Dom don't let them go down the rab- Ruggahissy BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dom SO WORTH IT
09:51 Vicky We did a good job, didn't we, Meemz? 09:51 Mimi not really, no
03:19 GeneralGoose*BUT HE'S GONNA THINK IT'S A SPOON. OR MY PENIS. WHICH IT ISN'T*
23:15 Cluevara ICE CREAM MAKES YOU FAT YOU LARDY LARD BUTT.
Normal Lives Jonah Heartsgrave: If you need to talk I'll listen. Lori Martin: You're so stuck up. Tirzah Foss: Let's have some fun.
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