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You hate kings and you think kings are really stupid. They are petty, bossy tyrants and are really full of themselves and are basically awful in every way.
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Hey, Garrett, no worries. Jeremy's pretty zen as far as getting constantly shit-talked goes. Fuck, all things considered, you actually have the patience of a saint here. How many days of traveling with Jeremy now? Like, two? Two whole days?

Fuck, somebody pin a medal on this kid.

And hey, it'll go great with the badass Rebel Alliance uniform Garrett's about to get for himself. Haha, what a lovable, predictable fucker. Guy sees a revolution, first thing he's got to do is lift up his leg and mark his territory. Perhaps that is too subtle of a phrasing.

Garrett, you are literally peeing on this revolution.

Alright, well, enough jokes for now. There was this badass special forces dude, and there was this piece of paper that'd been burning a hole in his pocket for days now, so go ahead and put that jigsaw together.

“Hey, uh- lookit here, these are, uh... this is what Liz used to... fuck, you probably know more about it than me. Point is, uh, you think we can get something going where we leave a bunch of these behind, distribute them and shit? Y'know, for all the guys who won't be able to make it here in time.”

“Nah, I wouldn't leave those around if I were you,” said badass special forces guy, whose name was probably something manly-as-fuck like Brock Hardcastle. “The terrorists figured that trick out and patched it. Left another hole, though, and that's a part of why we're here. I'll fill you in later."

“Oh”. So he took it back. “Fuck, man. Then this is a souvenir.”

Brock didn't seem to mind.

So that was all moral obligations fulfilled, huh. All tasks at hand cleared, time to hop on a boat and take what's assumedly a leisurely ocean cruise. Time to just kick back, find the snack bar or whatever shit, and go nuts. Nothing on the horizon but calm seas and bags of peanuts. Maybe find a Take5 bar in there if you're lucky.


If you're lucky.

((Jeremy Franco continued in Elizabeth))

((Jeremy Franco continued from Elizabeth))

Huh? Oh, shit, sorry. Drifted off there for a second.

Jeremy Franco is alive. You can write a better ending, goddammit.

Charlie DuClare is dead. And nothing was easy anymore except to smile.
Julian Avery is dead. Courage was the man with a gun in his hand.
JJ Sturn is dead. Fuck it, all good things gotta come to an end.
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