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Now you may be wondering, who was wearing the bolo tie? Me or the shark? Answer: YES!
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The kitty depicted here has just heroed the monkey's last character. The monkey, in turn, wants the kitty to know that it can have his babies. Unless it doesn't want to have his babies, which is totally a decision that the kitty has the prerogative to make. But the point of the monkey's offer is that the kitty can choose to reap its rewards as it sees fit, which may or may not involve having the monkey's babies. They also may or may not involve rights to any sort of kickback the kitty can imagine. Actually, they do involve those rights; the specifics of the situation are where the uncertainty lies.

But rest assured the monkey acted in a very flexible and congenial manner, which is why he is displaying his affection in a manner which may or may not lead to the kitty having the monkey's babies a certain period of time down the line. Additionally, the monkey would like to dispel any notions of limited scope or potency of the kitty's repayment. The kitty, in turn, is enjoying the fulfillment borne of magnanimity and boundless generosity.

Furthermore, the monkey would like to express clearly the opportunities open to any and all cardholders. There is a chance, now and for a further forty-eight hours or so, to discover that same glowing gratification. You can be that kitty. You can choose to reap rewards not only material but intangible; both for your own good and the good of those students under your command, soon or further in the future, should the monkey demonstrate the ability to stir the bowels of the millions, or if he simply finds himself in position more conducive to offering aid to the kitty through more mundane and widely-distributed means.

Please, be the kitty.

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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

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